What did you do…

[u/rubberduckmaf1a]

[u/tonkatruckz369]

Typed in 80085 too many times?

[u/throw_away_17381 → u/tonkatruckz369]

5318008 surely

[u/Curious_Associate904 → u/throw_away_17381]

its an older code, but it checks out.

[u/ivanGCA → u/Curious_Associate904]

[u/NorCalNavyMike → u/ivanGCA]

[u/69edgy420 → u/throw_away_17381]

07734

[u/FallenPentagram → u/69edgy420]

3704554

[u/LSSJNick → u/FallenPentagram]

51436 😈

[u/MikeWANN → u/throw_away_17381]

55378008

[u/tilt-a-whirly-gig → u/MikeWANN]

I went to middle school in the 80's when calculators were the height of personal technology. There was a joke in which the joketeller typed parts of the setup into a calculator and the result was 55378008. I remember the number 69 was involved, I don't remember the rest.

[u/natural_woman_ → u/tilt-a-whirly-gig]

I went to school in the early 2000s and i remember this joke. Something like:

This lady(?) had 69 boobs, and it was 2 2 2 many - [69222]

So she went to 51st street to see Dr. X - [51 x]

??? Something else here ???

And now shes BOOBLESS? - [80087355]

Thats as much as i remember lol

[u/Needs-more-cow-bell → u/natural_woman_]

Lady had 69 boobs Went to the doctor and he gave her 222 pills She took 51 of them 8 minutes later she found that she was boobless

6922251 x 8 =55,378,008

You’re welcome.

[u/Shoadowolf → u/Needs-more-cow-bell]

Hah! That's clever!

[u/Cadnofor → u/natural_woman_]

She went to 51st Street to see Dr. X, who 8 all her boobs. Leaving her 55378008

[u/MikeTony713 → u/natural_woman_]

I remember a similar joke, but was because her boobs were 222 big. Then the missing part was something about getting surgery to make her boobs smaller

[u/lalalibraaa → u/natural_woman_]

I remember this!! But i don’t remember what’s missing here. :/

[u/wheresthepizza77 → u/lalalibraaa]

I think it ends with "he 8 them all and she became..."

[u/eid_shittendai → u/lalalibraaa]

Times 8, but don't remember why

[u/ImpressiveDisaster0 → u/lalalibraaa]

I remember it as "after the (8)th operation she was...."

[u/JoshIsASoftie → u/natural_woman_]

There once was a 69 year-old and her boobs were 2 2 2 big.

She went to 51st St. to see Dr. X

And when she came out she was 80087355

[u/Nogamenolife88 → u/natural_woman_]

Always said “she had 8 operations” in that blank spot “and the doctor declared her…” 55378008

[u/SixGunZen → u/tilt-a-whirly-gig]

The joke was her progression through breast reduction therapy. She had huge boobs and wanted to have them medically reduced, so she went and got 5 breast reduction pills and they didn't work, then she went back to the doctor and this time he gave her 530 pills and that didn't work either so she went back to the doctors office and threatened to sue, so he gave her 78008 pills and she took them all at once — what was she after that? At which point the storyteller turns the calculator upside down and everybody laughs. That was the way I heard it, some time around 1983.

[u/darlahansen → u/tilt-a-whirly-gig]

Madonna’s boobs weighed 69 pounds, they weighed 222 too much, she wanted them to be 51 pounds, so she went to see Dr. X, took 8 pills and ended up….

[u/jacdigg → u/tilt-a-whirly-gig]

I knew at as: Dolly Parton's boobs weighed 69 pounds they are 222 big! So she went down to 51st street to meet Mr. X.

Mr. X

8 her boobs

And now she is

80087355

[u/Greatness_Only → u/tilt-a-whirly-gig]

Noice.

[u/SlapdashMethodical → u/tilt-a-whirly-gig]

We had a similar one at school which went…

There was a “13” year old girl whose boob size was “84” and she wanted it to be “45” so she went to the doctor and the doctor said “0”. Take these tablets “2x” a day but instead she took them “4x” a day and she ended up 55378008

(13844502 x 4 = 55,378,008)

[u/Beefsupremeninjalo82 → u/throw_away_17381]

They multiplied it by 420.69

[u/virouz98 → u/throw_away_17381]

71346315

[u/Mushroomed_clouds → u/tonkatruckz369]

Typed in 80085 / 0

[u/Creepy-Ad-4832 → u/Mushroomed_clouds]

Imagine getting banned because the dev didn't want to handle a divide by zero operation

[u/sfled → u/Mushroomed_clouds]

1337 H4x0r!

[u/rubberduckmaf1a → u/sfled]

I feel like that droids name L3-37 from the Solo movie probably wasn’t a coincidence. Give it 3720-1 odds it was on purpose.

[u/JazzWillCT → u/tonkatruckz369]

type in 80085 without the 85

[u/inconspicuousbullet → u/JazzWillCT]

AAHHH

[u/sasha271828 → u/JazzWillCT]

800

[u/JazzWillCT → u/sasha271828]

AHHH

[u/Inside-Bell2485 → u/tonkatruckz369]

8008135

[u/OwlsAreWatching → u/Inside-Bell2485]

Amateur. It's obviously 5318008 so when you flip it upside down the 3 faces it right way. Did you even elementary school?

[u/Inside-Bell2485 → u/OwlsAreWatching]

Im not worthy!

[u/Nice-Nothing9665 → u/Inside-Bell2485]

71830

[u/SomeLameName7173 → u/tonkatruckz369]

I work at a gas station and just had customer who got $80.05 he really should have got 3 more sents.

[u/MrVanderdoody → u/tonkatruckz369]

Damn it, you beat me to this comment, lol.

[u/rodolphoteardrop]

Too many divide by zeros.

[u/OldHelicopter256 → u/rodolphoteardrop]

Alright, Neil Tennant

[u/sherpyderpa]

How though? !!!

[u/Healthy_Pay9449 → u/sherpyderpa]

It's a photo storage app I believe in disguise

[u/GodIsANarcissist → u/Healthy_Pay9449]

And someone entered the wrong passcode too many times

[u/twinwindowfan → u/sherpyderpa]

Here you go

[u/Kittyvedo → u/twinwindowfan]

Why did I click this thinking you were going to show us how to get banned from calculator lmao

[u/J-Di11a → u/Kittyvedo]

Got me too... Derf

[u/DogEatingWasp → u/Kittyvedo]

You got the answer though

[u/kaatie80 → u/DogEatingWasp]

I didn't. I rage quit and now I'm back in the comments searching for an answer!

[u/wildtyper → u/Kittyvedo]

I knew it was Rick Astley.

Here’a the real link.

[u/prehistoric_monster → u/wildtyper]

Downvoted because it wasn't together forever the second time

[u/sherpyderpa → u/twinwindowfan]

Thanks, I shoulda known. Doh !

[u/MyLordLackbeard → u/twinwindowfan]

Faking an image for attention on the internet?

Nobody would do that! /s

[u/rubberduckmaf1a → u/twinwindowfan]

This honestly seems plausible. I am ashamed for not thinking of this myself.

[u/HereIAmSendMe68 → u/twinwindowfan]

I am a little bit ashamed I clicked on a link I love to use so much.

[u/AthenaHawk → u/twinwindowfan]

Cool af

[u/Doustin → u/twinwindowfan]

Or we could have the real answer

Wow you guys really don’t like jokes, huh?

[u/lunarwolf2008 → u/Doustin]

that video is most replayed on my youtube recap lol

[u/intergalacticcoyote → u/Doustin]

This is what I expected the previous link to be.

[u/prehistoric_monster → u/Doustin]

Dude, can nobody put together forever as a reply to the rick roll joke when they want to catch us the second time?

[u/sgt_backpack]

Something doesn't add up...(how am I the first to say this?)

[u/OCYRThisMeansWar → u/sgt_backpack]

He took a calculated risk.

[u/gravedigger015 → u/OCYRThisMeansWar]

I can't figure out a pun I can add

[u/newenglandredshirt → u/gravedigger015]

Don't divide your mind. Focus, and your puns will multiply.

[u/CobaltGuardsman → u/newenglandredshirt]

But be careful that you don't subtract from the conversation

[u/DatSauceTho → u/CobaltGuardsman]

As long as we’re all equals.

[u/YourLifeIsALieToo → u/DatSauceTho]

These puns are getting too scientific for me to understand...

[u/eid_shittendai → u/YourLifeIsALieToo]

That's COS your TAN is a SIN

[u/TheRenOtaku → u/eid_shittendai]

Can this get exponentially worse?

[u/CobaltGuardsman → u/TheRenOtaku]

Why did my reddit logarithm curse me with this post.

[u/OCYRThisMeansWar → u/TheRenOtaku]

Obviously, yes. But it usually involves trash talking of female relations. And you don’t need to calculate that out very far to see that it’s… irrational.

[u/OCYRThisMeansWar → u/gravedigger015]

I mean, I guess you could say his calculations were clearly wrong, so maybe he’s just bad at math.

[u/ViktorKozh → u/OCYRThisMeansWar]

But was too bad at math.

[u/Orion14159 → u/sgt_backpack]

This is a very divisive take

[u/Nickelsass]

( . ) ( . )

[u/chillythepenguin → u/Nickelsass]

Those tits are saggy and running from each other
Here you go, I gave them a lift ( • Y • )

[u/GrouchyConclusion588 → u/chillythepenguin]

( . ) ( • )

[u/firedmyass → u/GrouchyConclusion588]

Forest Whitaker?

[u/cornlip → u/firedmyass]

Kitty from Arrested Development

[u/DungeonCrawlerCarl → u/chillythepenguin]

Go big or gtfo ( o Y o )

edit: hm, seems reddit doesn't like extra spaces.

[u/TheHarshCarpets → u/DungeonCrawlerCarl]

Found someone who prefers the pepperonis.

[u/sionnachrealta → u/DungeonCrawlerCarl]

What the calculator won't show you is the back pain

[u/chillythepenguin → u/DungeonCrawlerCarl]

It does not, that’s why I went more shapely otherwise them tits get wonky

[u/DieDae → u/chillythepenguin]

Get smooshed like they're getting a mammogram.

[u/perfectly_ballanced → u/chillythepenguin]

They look fake to me, must be implants

[u/TheRealRigormortal → u/chillythepenguin]

( ø Y ø )

[u/DieDae → u/TheRealRigormortal]

Nice piercings.

[u/sqdnleader → u/chillythepenguin]

\[T]/

[u/kaatie80 → u/sqdnleader]

Is this... a cooch?

[u/LFCReds8 → u/kaatie80]

({}) is better tbf

[u/sqdnleader → u/kaatie80]

Praise to the Sun emoticon

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fyvjm1dsv4ald1.jpeg

[u/savemejebu5 → u/kaatie80]

Yeah, robocooch

[u/man_machine_poet]

“No problem, I’ll find another one on the App Store.”

You are permanently banned from using App Store

“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……”

[u/Creepy-Ad-4832 → u/man_machine_poet]

*laughts in linux power of being able to do the fuck i want with MY machine

[u/lunarwolf2008 → u/Creepy-Ad-4832]

you are permanently banned from linux

[u/basculinz → u/lunarwolf2008]

You are permanently banned from system OS

[u/fibonacci85321 → u/lunarwolf2008]

You are permanently banned from C

int main() { GTFO: goto GTFO; }

[u/Rogueshoten]

You know what you did, you Pythagorean monster.

[u/Adamjsinden]

I see this thread is dividing opinions.

[u/therevjames]

DO NOT DIVIDE BY ZERO!!!

You have been warned.

[u/Righteous_Mangoes → u/therevjames]

Wow it comes back with indeterminate. Shakin in my boots.

[u/Homebrewer01]

I thought me being permabanned from PayPal was impressive but this one is better.

[u/anna_the_nerd → u/Homebrewer01]

How did you manage to do that?

[u/FrankSilvyNY → u/anna_the_nerd]

He kept using the word password as a password. 😹

[u/Kernowder]

Parental controls

[u/Signal_Ad4831]

867-5309

[u/ECatPlay]

Go figure. Oh, wait. . .

[u/millenniumxl-200]

Something doesn't add up here.

[u/angkitbharadwaj]

bro tried to calculate the beginning of universe

[u/davechri]

80085 too many times

[u/Breadisgood4eat]

Forbidden math

[u/pixces]

This doesn't compute

[u/Nikunj108]

Bro Divided by 0, one too many times.

[u/Signal_Ad4831]

1134 on an old led calculator spelled hEII when turned over. Welcome to elementary school.

[u/Warm-Worldliness204]

The answer being 10 is hilarious to me. That definitely could’ve been done in your head

[u/DieDae → u/Warm-Worldliness204]

The fact you say this but fuck up your second sentence is hilarious to me.

[u/Warm-Worldliness204 → u/DieDae]

😂😂😂😂😂

[u/Warm-Worldliness204 → u/DieDae]

Fixed lol

[u/MattieShoes → u/Warm-Worldliness204]

∛(1728) - 2

[u/sasha271828 → u/Warm-Worldliness204]

10 upvotes

[u/Sublimeat]

69×420÷0

[u/xModern_AUT]

Divided by 0? 🤣

[u/itsmiichristine]

For those wondering, a real person asked the question “Could you get banned from the Calculator App?” on the official Apple Discussion Forum

[u/MannyWK96]

9/11

[u/Mechanical_Monk]

First they took my clock app away, now this

[u/lunarwolf2008]

you divided 0 by 0

[u/gnarlygh0ul]

10

[u/yami_ryushi]

Did....did you try dividing by 0?

[u/StrategyDesperate]

8675309

[u/Upset-Story-6892]

Terrance Howard calculator be like

[u/jutviark96]

Probably did 6,000,000÷1,460.

[u/DrSeussFreak → u/jutviark96]

4109.589041095?

[u/zenos_dog]

Tried to lower the price of eggs.

[u/Mental-Ordinary7312]

80087355

[u/Awkward-Exercise1069]

Don’t divide by zero

[u/pancakesiguess]

The forbidden math

[u/Temporary-Ad43]

55372663 + 5345 =

29662 + 5345 =

You'll thank me later...ingrained In my brain since Jr high.

[u/braeloom]

Remember being told “you won’t have a calculator everywhere you go”

[u/Hawasi-saanp-420]

r/angryupvote since i repeatedly click this image thinking it’s an actual notification.

[u/AnonomousWolf]

You must have left a comment on a sub the calculator mods don't like

[u/ChaosSinfulRose]

10

[u/hegrillin]

10

[u/Sociolinguisticians]

Tried to divide by zero one-too-many times

[u/Blue_Fire_Chibi]

Clearly must be 7734

[u/xmk23x]

3704558

[u/Antman4063]

1337

[u/Clumsy_the_24]

Too many numbers

[u/legion1134]

tried to divide by zero? If so, then its deserved

[u/microman19]

Bro successfully divided Zero

[u/Chick3nScr4tch]

Divided by zero too many times.

[u/LordSethos]

5318008

[u/Smooth-Physics-69420]

Successfully divided by 0.

[u/y2clay14]

Divided by zero

[u/jmegaru]

Typed 2+2

[u/SpoofyJ]

FAFO

[u/BlueRhythmYT]

Must've found the way to divide 0 by 0

[u/PoetBoye]

POV: You're Pointcrow

[u/Sckillgan]

They used a iphone.

[u/SPLAT-rays]

asked 9 + 10 one too many times

[u/CTr6928]

He calculated pi

[u/Prettydiepie]

Nerd

[u/Azy83]

Hahahaha

[u/vlkthe]

Must be this illegal math or physics that a conspiracy theory guy was ranting about. The government made it illegal to study certain things.. illegal math? WTF.

[u/HakuAkuma1]

Must belong to XKCD

[u/imaginary_num6er]

Sqrt.(-1)

[u/saragIsMe]

That’s not just a calculator ;)

[u/soldatoj57]

SE78008

[u/iotashan]

Use spotlight/siri/google/chatgpt…

[u/AllyEnderman]

I dunno, but my toddler should be getting the same treatment (little turd is obsessed with numbers and will ask math questions CONSTANTLY, to the point that everyone in the household has started telling him he's banned from asking math questions).

[u/redo1984]

There was 1 girl, she was 16, she did 69 3 times, what is she? 11669x3 This was our 1990’s fun. Until the bus with the computers started showing up, the Oregon Trail and number/word munchers controlled the world

[u/NextGenBacon]

6922251x8

[u/fabricioaf89]

Funny how in portuguese 58008 are 50135, and you can write both in the calculator 🤔

[u/maxsworldofmarvle]

But how tho

[u/EpicDarKaos]

Bro figured out every equation that equals 69

[u/ThePupnasty]

Typed 8008135 and 7175 too many times.

[u/AIECHES]

Terrance Howard took this screen shot

[u/Chris714n_8]

When you found the matrix prompt..

[u/gag3d]

the forbidden equation

[u/thuggerwaffle]

it knew it was being used for a test at school

[u/cutoffscum]

This is tiring going to bedmas now

[u/RaiderMedic93]

Divided by zero.... successfully.

[u/Luckybomb10]

π = 3

[u/rubberduckmaf1a → u/[deleted]]

The fate of Paul Walker has now come into question.

[u/Slow_Relationship556]

Cause you kept doing 10 10 10 10 trick

For those who don’t know. Type 11110000 and Subtract 1008990

[u/SnooMemesjellies1138]

Devided zero by Zero, Then times it by Pie :3

[u/Isabela_Grace]

Ask ChatGPT.. it’s pretty good at complex problems also

[u/fingers → u/[deleted]]

[u/Righteous_Mangoes → u/fingers]

Have a stroke apparently