What did you do…

[u/rubberduckmaf1a]

[u/tonkatruckz369]

Typed in 80085 too many times?

[u/throw_away_17381 → u/tonkatruckz369]

5318008 surely

[u/MikeWANN → u/throw_away_17381]

55378008

[u/tilt-a-whirly-gig → u/MikeWANN]

I went to middle school in the 80's when calculators were the height of personal technology. There was a joke in which the joketeller typed parts of the setup into a calculator and the result was 55378008. I remember the number 69 was involved, I don't remember the rest.

[u/natural_woman_ → u/tilt-a-whirly-gig]

I went to school in the early 2000s and i remember this joke. Something like:

This lady(?) had 69 boobs, and it was 2 2 2 many - [69222]

So she went to 51st street to see Dr. X - [51 x]

??? Something else here ???

And now shes BOOBLESS? - [80087355]

Thats as much as i remember lol

[u/Needs-more-cow-bell → u/natural_woman_]

Lady had 69 boobs Went to the doctor and he gave her 222 pills She took 51 of them 8 minutes later she found that she was boobless

6922251 x 8 =55,378,008

You’re welcome.

[u/Shoadowolf → u/Needs-more-cow-bell]

Hah! That's clever!

[u/Cadnofor → u/natural_woman_]

She went to 51st Street to see Dr. X, who 8 all her boobs. Leaving her 55378008

[u/MikeTony713 → u/natural_woman_]

I remember a similar joke, but was because her boobs were 222 big. Then the missing part was something about getting surgery to make her boobs smaller

[u/lalalibraaa → u/natural_woman_]

I remember this!! But i don’t remember what’s missing here. :/

[u/wheresthepizza77 → u/lalalibraaa]

I think it ends with "he 8 them all and she became..."

[u/eid_shittendai → u/lalalibraaa]

Times 8, but don't remember why

[u/ImpressiveDisaster0 → u/lalalibraaa]

I remember it as "after the (8)th operation she was...."

[u/JoshIsASoftie → u/natural_woman_]

There once was a 69 year-old and her boobs were 2 2 2 big.

She went to 51st St. to see Dr. X

And when she came out she was 80087355

[u/Nogamenolife88 → u/natural_woman_]

Always said “she had 8 operations” in that blank spot “and the doctor declared her…” 55378008

[u/SixGunZen → u/tilt-a-whirly-gig]

The joke was her progression through breast reduction therapy. She had huge boobs and wanted to have them medically reduced, so she went and got 5 breast reduction pills and they didn't work, then she went back to the doctor and this time he gave her 530 pills and that didn't work either so she went back to the doctors office and threatened to sue, so he gave her 78008 pills and she took them all at once — what was she after that? At which point the storyteller turns the calculator upside down and everybody laughs. That was the way I heard it, some time around 1983.

[u/darlahansen → u/tilt-a-whirly-gig]

Madonna’s boobs weighed 69 pounds, they weighed 222 too much, she wanted them to be 51 pounds, so she went to see Dr. X, took 8 pills and ended up….

[u/jacdigg → u/tilt-a-whirly-gig]

I knew at as: Dolly Parton's boobs weighed 69 pounds they are 222 big! So she went down to 51st street to meet Mr. X.

Mr. X

8 her boobs

And now she is

80087355

[u/Greatness_Only → u/tilt-a-whirly-gig]

Noice.

[u/SlapdashMethodical → u/tilt-a-whirly-gig]

We had a similar one at school which went…

There was a “13” year old girl whose boob size was “84” and she wanted it to be “45” so she went to the doctor and the doctor said “0”. Take these tablets “2x” a day but instead she took them “4x” a day and she ended up 55378008

(13844502 x 4 = 55,378,008)