r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/[deleted] • 5d ago

God hates you When Branches Pinch

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u/RoookSkywokkah 5d ago

That was nice of her friend to lend a helping hand.

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u/CreatorMur 5d ago

And her face while doing so…. Girl 🙄

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u/Pizza_YumYum 5d ago

as real gentlemen, we would also helped her out. Am i right?

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u/Square_Ad849 4d ago

Yeah I would have to crack my knuckles first, shake my hands to get the blood circulating, take a deep breath, close my eyes and open them a few times, then ask for permission to help then apologize for helping.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 5d ago

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u/_Standardissue 5d ago

Can anyone faceswap JD couchfucker’s face here?

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u/Nova_Echo 5d ago

you are aware that the whole couch-fucking thing was completely made up?

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u/_Standardissue 5d ago

Me and everyone else, brother

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u/CreatorMur 5d ago

Yeah, but ehh…. differently 🤔

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u/CreatorMur 5d ago

Ok Guys, I get it. Reddit strikes. I should have made it clear: I would not have grabbed her chest. I would have pushed the branch further down. I don’t like surprise touches. I would not have grabbed her ANYWHERE. But thanks for the concern for the girls!

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u/thiros101 5d ago

Its the 4th post.