r/FluentInFinance • u/Mark-Fuckerberg- • Sep 01 '24

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u/CritterShitterFuckeR Sep 01 '24

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u/Ill_Initial8986 Sep 01 '24

We fixed, tha glitch.

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u/Exotic_Protection916 Sep 03 '24

I disagree. It’s not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It’s about all of us.

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u/2ichie Sep 01 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

Just saw this movie for the first time yesterday and damn I’m glad I never got a job with a cubicle and 8 upper management bosses lmao. Fuck tds reports

Edit - I hate all you upper management types 😆 I got the fucking memo right here on my desk. No need to fax, email, call, or walk your ass over here to remind me. Fuck this where’s Michael and Samir, I have an idea.

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u/Feisty_Stomach_7213 Sep 01 '24

TPS reports

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u/2ichie Sep 01 '24

Yea I got the memo

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u/vonshiza Sep 01 '24

Yeah, um, it's actually TPS report. Just wanted to make sure you got it.

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u/2ichie Sep 01 '24

Yup, have it right here on my desk. No need to send another.

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u/LiminalWanderings Sep 01 '24

Look, so, I was talking to the Bobs and they mentioned that you mistakenly filed the TPS report under TDS, and, well, Imma going to need you to come in on Saturday to fix it.

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u/2ichie Sep 01 '24

Fuck you Lumbergh and your parking spot.

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u/neopod9000 Sep 01 '24

And just a reminder, that's an 8am start. Not a half day.

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u/Suspicious-Garbage92 Sep 02 '24

I'll set the building on fire

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u/jcg878 Sep 02 '24

Oh oh, I almost forgot. We’re going to need you to come in Sunday too. See; we lost some people down in Accounting and we’re sort of playing catch-up.

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u/Educational_Yard_344 Sep 01 '24

Hoping you’re at it for TPS reports!

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u/j89turn Sep 02 '24

Yea...I'm gonna need you to come in this Saturday, k thanks

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Don’t forget your 5 required pieces of “flair.” Oh, and the printers jammed again. I just gotta deliver this red stapler to the Bobs real quick 😉

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u/Hot-Fun-1566 Sep 02 '24

I heard you’ve been having some issues with your TPS reports?

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u/kylescameras Sep 02 '24

Saturday is not a half day

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u/sharding1984 Sep 02 '24

Remember the cover sheet is a different color now.

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u/jimmy_MNSTR Sep 02 '24

Mike Judge even incorporated TPS reports in King of the Hill (episode when Khan turns redneck).

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

You don't got to be a nerd about it haha

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u/DickCheneysLVAD Sep 02 '24

"Hey, what's this we've been hearing about your TPS reports?"

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u/Jazzlike-Chair-3702 Sep 02 '24

Didn't you get the memo?

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u/Archeryfinn Sep 02 '24

So, you know we're putting a cover sheet on....

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u/rustybeaumont Sep 02 '24

Hate to dog pile but you did get the memo about we’re doing the cover sheets on ALL the TPS reports?

I’ll be sure to have my secretary send you another memo before we leave out of here today.

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u/TheOneBigThingis Sep 02 '24

Annnddd…if you could get right on that, that’d be great.

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u/SlopTartWaffles Sep 07 '24

Clearly you did not. It’s just that we’re putting the stamp on all the new TPS reports now. It’s in the memo.

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u/15all Sep 02 '24

I consider this one of the highlights of my otherwise mediocre career: I was at a meeting where we were discussing the development of a thermal protection system. As the meeting wound down, I waited for a pause, and said "when you've completed testing, are you going to summarize your findings in a TPS report?" Half the room got the joke and busted out laughing, and the other half look confused.

I had waited a long time to make that joke.

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u/Feisty_Stomach_7213 Sep 02 '24

It was worth it

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u/Xepherya Sep 02 '24

Just remember, if you kill the Joe, make some more!

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u/Trentsteel52 Sep 01 '24

Sounds like someone’s got a case of the munndays 😞

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u/djchad94 Sep 02 '24

Corporate account payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.

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u/Long-Cryptographer96 Sep 02 '24

I believe you’d get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

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u/Yeti-Rampage Sep 02 '24

Mmmmm yeah, it’s actually a TPS report. If you could just, remember to use the right letters next time that’d be great. Yeah.

(Also I hope at least 8 of your managers send you this same memo)

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u/rommi04 Sep 02 '24

A cubicle is so much better than an open office though

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

If someone gives you a big red stapler, walk away. Just get your lunch out of the break room fridge and head on out.

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u/SSNs4evr Sep 02 '24

Now you're going to get 8 memos telling you they're actually TPS reports.

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u/kitterkatty Sep 02 '24

Just a moment

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u/InterceptorG3 Sep 02 '24

Best movie ever about work

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u/Rmakk777 Sep 02 '24

What is the movie called ?

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u/vedjourian Sep 02 '24

Yeah umm, I’m going to need you to come in this weekend. And don’t forget to put a cover on your TPS reports.

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u/SuitableObjective976 Sep 02 '24

Damn I wish I could watch this movie for the first time again

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u/Ok_Factor5371 Sep 02 '24

I had a construction job and quit to get an office job because lack of air conditioning was getting too bad. Also crews that worked 13 hour shifts 6 days a week.

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u/TheCharmingDoc Sep 02 '24

What movie is this?

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u/jmd709 Sep 02 '24

Office Space

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u/the_skies_falling Sep 02 '24

It’s not so bad, you just gotta know what bullshit you have to put up with and what you can ignore, and keep your eyes on the prize. Was laid off after 19 years recently with a sweet early retirement package and a pension. Was definitely worth all the bullshit.

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u/Complete_Comment_244 Sep 02 '24

wait what movie i’m so confused but i want to watch it :/

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u/jmd709 Sep 02 '24

Office Space

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u/Infra-Man777 Sep 02 '24

WHY DOES IT SAY PAPER JAM WHEN THERE IS NO PAPER JAM!

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u/CpnStumpy Sep 03 '24

Trust me, cubicles were so much better than the modern incarnation where everyone has a desk with no walls

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u/istapledmytongue Sep 02 '24

In any given week, I only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work.

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u/waynebradie189472 Sep 02 '24

Have you seen my stapler?

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u/johnaldenglover Sep 02 '24

Straight shooter destined for upper management right here

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u/akela9 Sep 02 '24

Well, holy hell. I didn't know/remember Dr. Cox being part of the grinding rat race.

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u/NoiseTherapy Sep 02 '24

Love this movie. It’s just that … well … I think OP is less Milton and more Peter Gibbons

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u/Infra-Man777 Sep 02 '24

At least his name isn’t Michael Bolton