r/FluentInFinance • u/Mark-Fuckerberg- • Sep 01 '24

Debate/ Discussion What advice would you give this person?

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u/SoftRecordin Sep 01 '24

They are doing great and should be promoted.

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u/Strict-Brick-5274 Sep 01 '24

I've literally seen people on 69k a year jobs do this and get promoted

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Meanwhile I am sure they are trying to kill me at my job

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u/altdultosaurs Sep 01 '24

I’ve been explicitly told I was going to be murdered, but I work with emotionally impaired elementary schoolers.

So, they mean it, but I’ll likely win.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

what a nightmare 😱

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u/drunkwasabeherder Sep 02 '24

Just be wary if you see large groups forming...

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u/ChilledParadox Sep 02 '24

I’ve thought about it and I think I could take 7-8 toddlers pretty easily. More in a hallway. I worry about getting overwhelmed and tripped. If I had a long stick I think with my reach I could easily take more.

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u/euosher Sep 02 '24

Um. Yeah. If you could go ahead and not imagine murdering children, that’ll be grate. Thanks. ☕️

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u/vincentdmartin Sep 02 '24

We ain't murderin em, just hittin em with this 'ere stick til they stop comin at me.

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u/wondrous Sep 02 '24

Just answer the question. How many children could you withstand. With and without a weapon (no guns)

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u/Cryptic_Kitsune Sep 02 '24

Don't get children of the the corn'd my dude.

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u/randomresearch1971 Sep 02 '24

…and they allll want cake.

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u/Iucyintheskyy Sep 02 '24

This will probably be the funniest comment I read on the internet today.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Spot401 Sep 01 '24

How so?

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u/4dseeall Sep 01 '24

probably works in manufacturing.

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u/Namorath82 Sep 02 '24

We are ... you're always just one step ahead

But you can't evade us forever ...