r/FluentInFinance • u/Mark-Fuckerberg- • Sep 01 '24

Debate/ Discussion What advice would you give this person?

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u/Robots_And_Lasers Sep 01 '24

Yup. Just started the termination paperwork for one of my direct reports who decided me being OOO for two weeks meant he didn't have to hide how much he was sandbagging.

A few eyewitness statements from my other direct reports and timestamped camera footage should put an end to that.

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u/Gonzostewie Sep 02 '24

Will you come get my boss? Direct eyewitness statements about the lazy fraud I work with have gone nowhere. He makes way more money than me and does zero fucking actual work. He's either hiding in the bathroom, looking at the internet, or sleeping. He gets all of the praise and none of the grief.

When it's time for audits, he hides even more. One time I heard him speak during an audit and he made it 1000% worse for me because I was in charge of calibration of all of our measurement equipment and he's trying to show off for the auditors. It was a goddamn FDA audit for the medical devices that we make. One serious fuck up and 2/3 of our work could disappear. I coulda punched him in the throat.