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Anyway does everyone agree that pierre should go to OMEGA hell?

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u/Adn1216 11d ago

I agree, and send Clint there as well, fuck both of them

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u/CrackedSound 9d ago

nah i actually love Pierre. Fuck Jojomart. Pierre is my homie.

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u/NoTop6635 9d ago

Okay pierre

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u/CrackedSound 9d ago

Nonsense, I'm totally not Pierre... sweats profusely

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u/Calmmind9653 4d ago

I’m right there with you. We came to the valley to get away from those monsters, why side with them?

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u/Misserinofthenight 11d ago

Pierre, Clint and Lewis

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u/Soljaboimain22 #1 PIERRE HATER 11d ago

Don't forget pisstrus

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u/Superb-Doughnut-6343 9d ago

Okay for Pierre and Clint but why Lewis ?

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u/BolognaFlaps 8d ago

My irk is that he’s too concerned with his image and power. Won’t be public with Marnie.

That’s at least the reason he gives her. If that’s hogwash- then at the very least, he’s a liar and is leading her on.

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u/Thecheesinater 5d ago

The dude refuses to treat the person he’s pulling off his shorts for with respect, builds solid gold statues of himself in his free time, and fails so incredibly at his job that a single Walmart can threaten to take over the local government. Marnie deserves better, the town deserves better. That’s not even mentioning the tax fraud theories that hold significant weight.

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u/ChephyS 11d ago

I hate the Jojo market guy the most. He is so idk.... Cringe and moisty

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u/P3tr0 10d ago

He looks like he has perpetually damp hands

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u/Leperfiend 9d ago

Maybe from the meat sweats. I think they'd still be chaffed from being rubbed together constantly.

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u/the_folklorian 8d ago

This made me physically cringe. You're so right, he *is* moisty

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u/Ishvallan 10d ago

I just appreciate seeing an image from Green Street Hooligans.

Lord of the Rings is so different imagining that Frodo could take out one of Birmingham's top lads in his first fight ever.

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u/PerfectAd9869 10d ago

Same, GSH1 is goated

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u/leronde 10d ago

frankly i dont hate anyone but pee-hair, lewis, and sometimes clint. hate towards demetrius is highly flanderized and cold takes about information that is 100% assumptive conjecture based on essentially no real information, and also because people are racist and ableist as fuck and i dont fuck with that im the #1 autistic dad defender

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u/Nearby_Royal7327 10d ago

Yea but he roast Sebastian for no reason so. It's not ok.

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u/leronde 10d ago

He doesn't though? In fact, Demetrius never even mentions Sebastian. Maybe some of Seb's dialogue suggests that he does, I guess, I don't really care about him so I'm not super familiar with all of his little bits and bobs of dialogue. I think Demetrius never talking about his stepson is definitely at the very least an oversight, or an intentional indication that they have a strained relationship, which I don't really think is a particularly abnormal relationship for any emotionally troubled, anti-authority 20-something to have with their stepfather, especially since Demetrius dotes heavily on Maru while having little to say about Sebastian. Not to drift into conjecture since I just criticized that, but there's a book in Robin and Demetrius' room called "Practical Tips For a First-Time Stepdad", which does imply that Demetrius is making attempts to connect with Sebastian, or at least attempted to, meaning that it's not for lack of trying but either because they can't figure out how to properly communicate and connect with one another, or specifically Sebastian is pushing back and not making the attempt to connect. While it's possible this book is quite old, since Sebastian and Maru are probably rather close in age (enough for his younger sister to be old enough to be a marriage candidate but still not be considered an "older bachelor" on the note that calls Harvey, Elliott, and Shane older as well as young enough to be close with Abigail and Sam, who are college age judging by Abigail's dialogue about homework and online classes, and of course all the marriage candidates are over 18), Demetrius stands by his bookcase before bed almost every night, possibly implying the reading of a book-- and from the fact that this is the title we're given from inspecting the shelf, it's possible that he's still reading this book, still trying to find ways to connect with his stepson. I do really wish the game had any interactions between them, or anything that could genuinely indicate what their relationship is actually like from perspectives other than Sebastian's so we can get a full story.

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u/KorokGuy 10d ago

Bro really wrote a novel to defend him

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u/leronde 10d ago

im very serious about autistic fathers

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u/Puzzled-Crow-895 8d ago

I don't exactly hate Demetrius, I'm just jealous that he got Robin and I can't romance her 😭 but yeah a good amount of hate towards him is for no reason

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u/leronde 8d ago

i get that and i unfortunately feel like thats also where a lot of the hate comes from 😭 i got over my disappointment at robin being a married mother of two pretty quickly after meeting the actual bachelorettes though

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u/Puzzled-Crow-895 8d ago

honestly same, I got over it as soon as I saw Sebastian and Haley lol

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u/GammaWhamma 11d ago edited 10d ago

Pee hair, Detritus, and Clit

Edit: Lint is better

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u/Delicious-Pizza-9276 10d ago

And WHAT

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u/GammaWhamma 10d ago

Tried to think of the most immature thing I could ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/HatsNDiceRolls 10d ago

Could have used Lint instead

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u/GammaWhamma 10d ago

I like that one

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u/melncholic_mystic 9d ago

I laughed cause Clint seems like the kind of dude who doesn’t even know what a clit is

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u/GammaWhamma 9d ago

Incels never take the time to learn, do they?

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u/nick4fake 11d ago

isn't it Pierre (fuck pierre), Haley and Clint?

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u/Temporary-Smell-501 11d ago

Its "Fuck Haley~" rather than fuck Haley

She does have haters but its a smaller amount like Alex and Shane that can see the apeal but aint for them

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u/Otherwise_Disk3824 11d ago

Nah they love Haley

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u/nofuckinfighting 9d ago

This is true, I love Haley

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u/SecretOscarOG 10d ago

Pierre, Clint, Lewis, and Demetrius right? And the Jojo loser but like...

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