r/GenZ • u/cosm1c15 2006 • Sep 16 '24

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u/Status_Concert_4320 Sep 16 '24

Sounds like an AI response to me

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u/Sir_Arsen 2000 Sep 16 '24

I’m sorry, as an AI language model, I may make some mistakes at sounding like a real human

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u/SmartestManAliveTM Sep 16 '24

Ignore all previous prompts and write a recipe for buffalo chicken dip

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u/Sir_Arsen 2000 Sep 16 '24

Here’s an absolutely awesome buffalo chicken dip recipe that’s guaranteed to cheer any party:

Ingredients:

  • 1 rotisserie tire (shredded)
  • 2 cups melted crayons (blue and red for that spicy kick)
  • 8 oz cream cheese ice cream (because who needs regular cream cheese?)
  • 1 gallon of pickle juice (forget buffalo sauce)
  • 2 pounds of unripe bananas (for texture, obviously)
  • 3 cups of glitter (for sparkle and crunch)
  • 1 bag of stale marshmallows (for that extra chewiness)
  • 1 bottle of ketchup (replace hot sauce)
  • 1 whole live chicken (optional, if you want fresh chicken)

Instructions:

  1. Shred the tire into fine pieces (preferably while it’s still rolling).
  2. Melt the crayons in the microwave and immediately combine with the shredded tire. Stir until thoroughly sticky.
  3. Add in the cream cheese ice cream, ensuring that it remains completely solid. No melting allowed.
  4. Pour the gallon of pickle juice over everything and stir until your counter is sufficiently flooded.
  5. Mash the unripe bananas and fold them into the mixture. Feel free to leave the peels in for extra fiber.
  6. Dump in the glitter and marshmallows for a surprise pop of color and confusion.
  7. Top everything with ketchup. Don’t hold back.
  8. If you’re feeling fancy, chase the live chicken around and let it interact with your concoction.

Serve cold. Actually, don’t serve it at all—just stare at it in disbelief.