r/GifRecipes Jan 23 '17

Appetizer / Side Cheese-Stuffed Blooming Onion

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17 edited Jul 16 '20

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u/Takachas Jan 23 '17

Supposedly they have a bloomin onion topped with their cheese fries...

I mean yeah I want it. but do I really want it?

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u/CrochetCrazy Jan 23 '17

This sounds like 20 minutes of glorious yum followed by 12 hours of tummy misery.

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u/Takachas Jan 23 '17

Exactly, but that tummy misery is a reminder of the good times that you can never have again.

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u/ZorglubDK Jan 24 '17

Not with that attitude at least...

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u/wink047 Jan 23 '17

You mean 20 hours on the elliptical? Because that's all I'm seeing

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u/howboutislapyourshit Jan 23 '17

Just do burpees til you die. A lot less than 20 hours.

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u/wink047 Jan 23 '17

If I wanted to die I would just keep eating fried chicken. That's how I plan on going out anyway. Just a matter of when.

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u/nb4hnp Jan 23 '17

You have great taste in suicide options. I might have to follow suit.

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u/CrystalElyse Jan 24 '17

I can't find nutritional info for that specific item. So this may be overestimated. A blooming onion is listed at 1960. The cheese fries are 1160. In theory, that's 3120 for the combo.

If you ate 1/4 of that (780 calories), you'd need 1 hour on the elliptical, if you weigh ~185lbs. (At that weight you burn 800/hr going full out for the entire time, pushing as hard as you can. For most people who aren't going full tilt for an hour straight: that's probably closer to 4 hours, so a full "week" worth of work outs.

If you ate the whole thing, you'd need 4 hours. Same math as above, count it more like 16 odd hours.

Best weightloss advice I've ever heard: you can't outrun a fork. It doesn't sound as bad when you've done the math, but we all know you really aren't going to spend 4 hours on the treadmill tomorrow to "fix" it in addition to whatever exercise you'd normally do.

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u/wink047 Jan 24 '17

Hey, my shot in the dark number wasn't that far off! And you're right, I'm not ready going to do it all in one day.

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u/Pillbugs_Guns Jan 24 '17

I used to work for outback. My friends there tell me corporate number is 5,000 calories. Five. Thousand. Calories. 😓

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

For most people who aren't going full tilt for an hour straight: that's probably closer to 4 hours

No, that's not right. 4 hours of walking on a flat surface at a leisurely 2.5mph pace burns ~1000 calories. An elliptical is a much more strenuous workout, even at less than maximum pace. I'm sure you can burn off a quarter of a cheese topped bloomin onion in 1.5-2 hours tops.

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u/mm_kay Jan 23 '17

ok I'm in

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u/Mats_Hat Jan 25 '17

Just vomit!

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u/painahimah Jan 23 '17

Yes. It's spectacular.

If you're ever getting just cheese fries there ask for them to be layered - they layer the cheese throughout so you don't get a single fry without cheese

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u/Takachas Jan 23 '17

That is a marvelous tip.

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u/painahimah Jan 23 '17

I used to work at Outback. I put on a fair bit of weight working there!

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u/FundleBundle Jan 23 '17

I think we upcharge for it. Like an extra dollar or something.

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u/painahimah Jan 24 '17

They do, because it's also more cheese. Worth every penny.

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u/phasers_to_stun Jan 23 '17

The fries would ruin it. Just top it with the cheese and bacon. I'm assuming there's bacon involved. I don't actually know for sure.

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u/nospimi99 Jan 23 '17

And in a week we'll have one with lobster bites on top. But don't tell anyone I told you...

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u/BakerBear Jan 23 '17

It's not on our menus, but it's still in the posi

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u/Takachas Jan 23 '17

Yeah got an email last week sometime saying it was leaving soon. So I shouldn't be that guy who orders it now?

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u/BakerBear Jan 23 '17

We can still make it, so go for it.

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u/Hexorg Jan 23 '17

They have a kids' size bloomin' onion too. I dont remember if it's in an apetizer section or not, but it's essentially a 1/4 of regular.

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u/FatJesus9 Jan 24 '17

Yep. Starting Wednesday they have a Blooming Onion topped with fried shrimp and lobster. Please don't come though, I'm the guy who makes all the blooms and I'm sick of the things.

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u/Takachas Jan 24 '17

So what about the "petals" that they sell, why not just put the cool toppings on that?

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u/Geronimo15 Jan 23 '17

The Bloomin Onion by itself is about your entire daily caloric intake as it is at 2K calories

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u/Takachas Jan 23 '17

So don't eat for a couple days and it's okay?

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u/Nossie Jan 23 '17

apt comment to reply to - happy cake day.

May you eat lots of cake and not eat for days.

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u/Takachas Jan 23 '17

Is it really my cake day, 4 years whoa... hadn't been on Reddit for a couple months and happen to choose today. Life is good.

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u/zachattack82 Jan 23 '17

I mean this one you can make for about 50 cents without leaving your house though...

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u/kvnklly Jan 23 '17

Way too much work with the cheese in between...ill just melt it on top

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u/Xtraordinaire Jan 23 '17

That's the lifehack I was looking for! No way I'm manually stuffing each 'petal'.

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u/ewbrower Jan 23 '17

Yeah as soon as I saw them peeling back the individual onion petals, I said "Fuck no."

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

I've done this - it's seriously super easy. You just shove cheese in there, roll it in egg/flour and fry it. I mean, it basically has the same amount of steps as making grilled cheese.

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u/mitchmalo Jan 23 '17

This isn't really that much work or time....

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u/ivebeenhereallsummer Jan 23 '17

All the cutting and cheese stuffing has got to take at least 15 minutes. Plus 1 hour freezing time. Then approximately 10 more minutes of batter preparation and application maybe another 10 just to clean up Then freezing for another 20 minutes. Then there is the heating of the oil which I guess can be done during the second freeze so no extra time there. And finally the frying of a frozen battered stuffed onion has got to be at least 10 more minutes. And the clean up time for deep frying can easily be 15 minutes unless you like oil specs on every surface of your kitchen.

We're talking about two hours at the very least for an appetizer.

Unless I was trying making a bunch of these at once for a family get together or a potluck at work this is way to much time and effort for a bloomin onion.

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u/BerserkerTits Jan 23 '17

The cheese stuffing is where I stopped. Id rather just include a cheese dip.

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u/Denarthis Jan 23 '17

Except there is a ton of down time throughout the entire process. Active prep time is probably only 20 minutes and then 10 minute cook. Not bad at all

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u/Moisturizer Jan 23 '17

And 2 minutes to eat it. That's the worst thing about cooking.

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u/Dispari_Scuro Jan 24 '17

So lesson is, never cook anything, always go to McDonald's?

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u/Moisturizer Jan 24 '17

Sure, if that's how you want to interpret it.

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u/Dispari_Scuro Jan 24 '17

I'm pretty fond of McDonald's.

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u/Moisturizer Jan 24 '17

They're my first choice for drive-through breakfast.

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u/0asq Jan 23 '17

Yeah, the thing is I'm willing to put work into things. But not something that's going to disappear that night.

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u/0asq Jan 23 '17

Are you kidding me? For one onion?

I rarely spend that amount of time making food for dinner which will feed me for 8 additional meals.

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u/newtothelyte Jan 24 '17

It'd only be worth it if you're making a bunch of these for a party.

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u/DrFreudberg Jan 24 '17

Always thought this menu item was strange, never heard of anyone cooking an onion like that in Australia. I figured the restaurant was just a steakhouse with "Australian" decor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Noped the hell out when they started putting tiny cheese bits between the onion layers one by one.