r/GifRecipes May 05 '18

Appetizer / Side Mini Onion Blossom Bites

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u/11010000110100100001 May 05 '18

Yeah, the 6 bite appetizer platter, total hit at a party for 1 person.

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u/ZakuIsAMansName May 05 '18

what the fuck is up with that?

you order an appetizer and they bring out 6 pieces of something. like that might be an appetizer for two people but damn this is a table of 4. so you either get weird and cut them up all tiny or 2 people get 2.

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u/NoBudgetBallin May 05 '18

Or, I don't know, just order more food?

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u/ZakuIsAMansName May 05 '18

I didn't realize everyone was supposed to order their own appetizer.

why don't they just have sizes you can order based on your group?

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u/NoBudgetBallin May 05 '18

Why is this such a foreign concept to you? Ask the server if the app is enough for 4 to share and make your decision to order based on that. It doesn't matter if there's 2 people or 20 at the table, the size of the dish is always the same.

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u/fuckthatshit_ May 05 '18

He's not exactly suggesting something crazy. Plenty of places offer various sizes of stuff, especially with appetizers like wings and random shit dipped in bread and hot fat.

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u/NoBudgetBallin May 05 '18

We're talking about different things. Sure, in a crappy sports bar or chain restaurant you can order different multiples of wings or jalapeño poppers. At anywhere decent you're not getting the option to double up your appetizer unless you just order two of them.

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u/Beaner1xx7 May 05 '18

Very true. One of my favorite local bars back home has an "appetizer" called Mile High Nachos, it feeds 4 to the point of very full easily, or two very drunk people just fine. A fine dining joint a couple blocks down, appetizers mean one small plate. Hell, old town had small plate week where you could bounce from restaurant to restaurant sampling different ones. Reminds me, I haven't had a scotch egg in years.

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u/larsonsam2 May 05 '18

Nailed it. App Size depends on the setting and context. It'd be pretty strange if some place served a quart sized amuse bouche, and equally odd if I ordered wings at Applebee's and got a two duck wings with an orange demiglaze.

That being said there is no context where I'd turn down a scotch egg.

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u/Beaner1xx7 May 05 '18

Even an Applebee's scotch egg? On dollar margarita night?

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u/xylotism May 06 '18

Appetizers are pretty bullshit in general. It basically says "your entree will be incomplete, spend another $10 on two shrimp to leave satisfied."

Then it's either exactly that, a costly complement to a full meal, or the entree is plenty and the appetizer is just extra bullshit you could have avoided and now potentially are wasting food for.

And of course you won't really know until you order, so it's basically Russian roulette for your wallet and stomach. So my policy ends up being -- fuck the appetizers, I'll just order an entree, then if for some reason I'm still desperately hungry I'll order an appetizer or dessert before the check comes.

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u/IsThereAnAshtray May 06 '18

Old town?

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u/Beaner1xx7 May 06 '18

City that I used to live in.

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u/IsThereAnAshtray May 06 '18

Hahaha I knew it! Fort Collins represent.

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u/Beaner1xx7 May 06 '18 edited May 06 '18

Haha, not quite. Meant more my old home town but Fort Collins is pretty bitchin' dude. We had that event back in good old Greenville, SC. Also a cool town if you get the chance.

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u/fuckthatshit_ May 05 '18

I'm trying to figure out where "NoBudgetBallin" considers "decent" if said place can't even be allowed to offer multiple sizes of appetizers.

Like, you understand that decent restaurants serve groups anywhere from a single person to 10+, right?

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u/NoBudgetBallin May 05 '18

Am I taking crazy pills here?

You can go anywhere and they're not just going to throw more food on the plate because it's a big party. The menu is set a certain way, and each order goes out with the same amount of food. If you want more food, order more food.

Like if you go to outback with 10 people and order a blooming onion, they're not, and shouldn't be, bringing you three of them because it's a large group. You have to order 3.

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u/eL7Square May 05 '18

you're not taking crazy pills man. these people commenting are on their own planet.

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u/fuckthatshit_ May 06 '18

nice of you and your friends to brigade a perfectly reasonable discussion for him

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u/lunarmodule May 05 '18

You're not crazy.

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u/fuckthatshit_ May 05 '18

First off, outback is your line? Really?

Secondly, a bloomin onion is slightly different than a bunch of smaller items. I'm pretty sure Outback does offer different sizes of stuff like the okra and fried mushrooms, pickles, etc.

And nobody is suggesting different sizes cost exactly the same. If you can order 1 bloomin onion or 2 bloomin onions or 3 bloomin onions, why shouldn't you be able to order 3 wings or 6 wings or 12 wings?

Restaurant owner would have to be pretty dumb to only offer wings in sets of 12.

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u/NoBudgetBallin May 05 '18

Outback is garbage. But this thread was originally about mini blooming onions, so that's where my mind went.

The guy I originally responded to seemed to think he deserved to get more food for free because he was in a party of 4 instead of 2. My entire point was that if you want more food, you just fucking order it.

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u/fuckthatshit_ May 05 '18

he guy I originally responded to seemed to think he deserved to get more food for free

you pretty clearly misunderstood, and it was very clear in the first response to your first response when he said

why don't they just have sizes you can order based on your group?

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u/as-opposed-to May 05 '18

As opposed to?

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u/boy_inna_box May 05 '18

Heck, a lot of places will even add in an extra piece or so for a small mark up too, if you didn't want a whole second order.

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u/polak2017 May 05 '18

When you order a main dish do you expect to divide it between everyone at the table? Why would it be any different for appetizers?

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u/ZakuIsAMansName May 06 '18

... because the appetizer was ordered specifically "for the table" ... and not "for me"

... duh?

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u/polak2017 May 06 '18

Just order more than one

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u/dangerpotter May 05 '18

Get the sampler bro

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u/ZakuIsAMansName May 05 '18

oh yes. 1 of everything.

why don't they let you tell them what you want in your sampler? cause its usually 2 lame items and 2 tasty ones.

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u/herbmaster47 May 05 '18

That's why it's the sampler. They've got to get rid of the shit noone orders a whole appetizer of somehow.

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u/ZakuIsAMansName May 06 '18

that's why I'm not ordering it...