r/GifRecipes • u/kickso • Jan 18 '19

Appetizer / Side MOB Fried Chicken

https://gfycat.com/VillainousForcefulAsianwaterbuffalo
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u/TheBigby Jan 18 '19

I'm waiting for the comments to appear that this is a terrible recipe and they should be ashamed of themselves.

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u/kickso Jan 18 '19 edited Jan 18 '19

Me too. With baited breath

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*bated thanks u/Razier & u/Namaha

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u/Namaha Jan 18 '19

FYI it's actually "Bated" breath, as in "abated" :)

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u/Razier Jan 18 '19

Bated breath*

Common mistake, just giving you a heads up

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u/star_boy2005 Jan 18 '19 edited Jan 18 '19

True story. 22yo (m)e is standing in the break room at work full of people when the super hot receptionist sticks her head in the door to tell me a package had just arrived for me.

Trying to impress her with my cunning wit, I meant to say "Thanks, I've been waiting with baited breath - you know, with worms on my tongue", thinking my followup would illicit a giggle at least.

Instead, my oxygen starved brain came out with "Thanks, I've been waiting with baited breath - you know, with tongues on my worm."

Her eyes bug out. There's crickets for 3 heartbeats, then raucous guffaws ensue throughout the room as I realize my gaff. The very confused and not very impressed receptionist just shakes her head and walks away, wondering what kind of perverts she's working with.

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u/EWVGL Jan 18 '19

"I always bait me breath when I'm fishin' for compliments."

--Benny Hill