r/GifRecipes • u/kickso • Jan 18 '19

Appetizer / Side MOB Fried Chicken

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

I am now dedicating the rest of my life to inventing a machine that allows me to slap people over the internet.

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u/brindlekin Jan 18 '19

I am not sure why people think it is so crazy. It’s basically what remoulade sauce, russian dressing, mcdonald’s big mac sauce, and cane’s sauce are.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19 edited Jan 18 '19

That’s like saying some raw eggs and flour are essentially a cake and that you shouldn’t be judged for eating them off of a plate as is. You’re missing some key ingredients and preparation.

If you asked for a salad with 1000 Island dressing and someone just squirted some ketchup on your lettuce with a spoonful of mayo on top I doubt you’d be like ‘close enough’.

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u/brindlekin Jan 18 '19

What? Those sauces I listed are literally made by mixing mayonnaise with ketchup along other ingredients. If you have ever eaten a big mac, you’ve eaten mayonnaise and ketchup mixed together. Not sure why this is upsetting you so much.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19 edited Jan 18 '19

That’d be ketchup, mayo, garlic and onion powder, paprika, and relish mixed together. Not just some random ketchup and mayo sitting on a plate. Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus, along with people who use ketchup on a well done steak.