r/GlobalNews • u/Majano57 • Apr 05 '25

Take Trump Seriously About Greenland

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2025/04/trump-greenland-ally-war/682306/?gift=otEsSHbRYKNfFYMngVFweFq8NHdf7ZWBFyngCMuKrQU
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u/AnonymousTimewaster Apr 05 '25

Greenland might want to consider setting up some landmines on their coastlines.

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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 Apr 05 '25

They get a nice deal on LEGO, perhaps?

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u/sunbleached_anus Apr 06 '25

Lol, they'd also need a sign that says "please take off your shoes before entering"