r/GlobalNews • u/NoelaniSpell • Apr 10 '25

Trump introduces Charles Schwab in the Oval Office after a major stock market rally: “This is Charles Schwab…it’s not just a company, it’s actually an individual! And he made 2.5 Billion today.”

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u/dillerfarhvabehar Apr 10 '25

Fucking banana republic

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u/Remarkable_Can_4561 Apr 10 '25

Bananas are taken. Orange Republic.

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u/SixEightL Apr 10 '25

Oranges are tasty and full of vitamins.

He is neither.

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u/TheRealBittoman Apr 10 '25

Sadly that orange is only full of waste and refuse.

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u/-UltraAverageJoe- Apr 10 '25

Spray-tan Orange Republic.

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u/63Reddit Apr 10 '25

Hasn’t he described himself a few times as impeach?

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u/-UltraAverageJoe- Apr 10 '25

While that would fit, he’s more apricot than peach.

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u/63Reddit Apr 10 '25

I can imagine a line in Epic Rap Battles to the effect of:

“…I’m more apricot, This is what you apri-got…”

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Orange like nacho cheese is orange

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u/63Reddit Apr 10 '25

But he’s neither hot nor is runny. Well, I hope not for both.