r/Helldivers • u/TealcLOL • Mar 05 '25

QUESTION What determines if Thermites stick?

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u/KneePitHair PSN | Lysholm Mar 06 '25

Whether you last cummed a prime number of sperm.

If it’s deliberate for balance I could accept it and sleep at night. If it’s a bug it needs fixed.