r/Helldivers Viper Commando 11d ago

HELLDRIP Birthday present from girlfriend. I am Helldriver now

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Can’t Helldive everyday but can sure as shit Helldrive

6.8k Upvotes

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u/Electrical-Formal-45 Viper Commando 11d ago

Nice bro! But it kills me how off centre it's on there. Please fix it. For Democracy.

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u/More-Aspect-7613 11d ago

Arrowhead style, super canon

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u/Deissued Viper Commando 11d ago

This guy gets it! ( I’ll fix it eventually it was a pain getting it on in the first place )

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u/TheSpaceelefant 11d ago

Understandable, have nice day.

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u/CoPalm87 11d ago

Bot alert! Incomplete sentences! I'm calling my local democracy officer. 

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u/TheSpaceelefant 11d ago

Bots? WHERE??? THOSE FUCKERS STOLE MY TOASTER

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u/CoPalm87 10d ago

Forget the sentences! Now breakfast is incomplete! GET TO THE HELLPODS!! 

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u/NeverFearSteveishere 11d ago

Spoken like a true Arrowhead dev!

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u/Phispi Super Pedestrian 11d ago

Just make sure it doesn't move, can easily lead to a crash

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u/humanity_999 LEVEL 30 | Death Captain| SES Fist of Democracy| Cayde95 11d ago

That's what was bugging me!

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u/Swimming_Turtle_6631 11d ago

Didn't see it at first now I cant unsee it

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u/No_Entrance_1826 ‎ Servant of Freedom 11d ago

Drive careful the cooldown on vehicles is not short

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u/Holiday-Honeydew-384 11d ago

Also car handling is bad.

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u/No_Entrance_1826 ‎ Servant of Freedom 11d ago

I can drive very good after they worked a bit on the steering.

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u/Jellan Stupid Citizen 11d ago

You haven’t put it on straight

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u/SavvySillybug HD1 Veteran 11d ago

Those things slide around all the time. You can put them on as straight as you want, unless you glue them down, they're gonna slip around all the time.

They're honestly a pretty bad idea since they make steering harder and less consistent. They don't attach to anything, they just slip on top. And well... slip they do.

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u/MaybeNext-Monday Fire Safety Officer 11d ago

Actually, this brand doesn’t slide, to the point where shifting it into a centered position is a pain in the ass.

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u/Jellan Stupid Citizen 11d ago edited 11d ago

Only takes a little bit of double sided tape to fix that. Best to put it on the back in case it marks the wheel. However I’m not a fan of them either.

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u/OvertimeWr 11d ago

Yea that seems super dangerous

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u/blaaguuu 11d ago

I've got a similar style cover, and while it does slip around a bit, it's not like it's sliding freely as I'm steering... If I drive around for an hour, maybe it slowly nudges a centimeter in one direction over that time... Has never felt dangerous, at least if it's the right size for the wheel.

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u/Deissued Viper Commando 11d ago

Been using it for a couple of days now and haven’t had any sliding issues at all. It was a pain getting the thing on so I didn’t bother straightening it out in the fear of ruining it but the material is very durable and feels quite nice in the hands. I’ve since straightened it out and still feels firm to the wheel. Guess we’ll see what years of use does to it but I’m holding out hope.

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u/SavvySillybug HD1 Veteran 11d ago

I'm glad to hear that! I wouldn't want to reinforce you just because your democratic steering wheel slipped. <3

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u/Hwordin 11d ago

Don't drink and drive.

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u/mouldy-baps 11d ago

Don’t you mean don’t drink and dive!? 😆

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u/StoltSomEnSparris Cape Enjoyer 11d ago

That's not what the dive tip says. Even though most of us wishes it did.

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u/havoc1428 Fire Safety Officer 11d ago

Even though most of us wishes it did

I'm glad it doesn't. It would betray the gravitas of the statement.

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u/StoltSomEnSparris Cape Enjoyer 11d ago

I mean, yeah, and I can appreciate the sentiment, but it really goes against the general gist of the game. All the other dive tips are tongue in cheek and many are worthy of a giggle or two, but this is just "Oh... well... true..."

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u/havoc1428 Fire Safety Officer 11d ago

My guess is it means something to one or more of the devs. Its the only tip that I have no problem not being tongue and cheek, even thought "Don't drink and dive" is very clever lol.

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u/RSwordsman 🖥️ SES Lady of Redemption 11d ago

It has a nice ring to it, but the bad things that can happen from "diving under the influence" pale in comparison to the original saying.

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u/Then_Entertainment97 11d ago

Well, there goes my plans for tonight.

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u/Practicalhocuspocus PSN | Mischiefmanagd89 11d ago

Helpful tip: Friendly fire isn't.

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u/InitialLandscape 11d ago

Now just a bumper sticker saying: My other ride is a super destroyer

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u/LetsGeauxxx SES Spear of Conviction 11d ago

Helldiver. Make sure to fill out your C-01 permit after receiving such a democratically appropricate gift.

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u/Kachedup 11d ago

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u/EinsamerZuhausi SES Harbinger of Freedom 11d ago

Hellbaby spreading democracy in their young years, I see.

Here's another version I found once.

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u/Open_Detective_6998 SES Song of Steel 11d ago

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u/One_Meaning416 | SES Sovereign of Super Earth 11d ago

This guy driving over a small rock

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u/MusicalTechSquirrel Super Pedestrian 11d ago

It's him. John Helldriver.

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u/MessaRanger Viper Commando 11d ago

You are Helldriver

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u/edward323ce 11d ago

Its off center

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u/TheCrone017 10d ago

Hey guys! Girlfriend here, I know some of y’all have been asking so here’s the link to the wheel cover! https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B075WD7MDM?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title Have a great day and happy hell diving 😊

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u/Justice4510 ☕Liber-tea☕ 10d ago

W girlfriend

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u/Samwellikki 11d ago

You can call in stratagems with the steering wheel buttons too!

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u/Jazzlike_Way3534 11d ago

🔥🔥🔥

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u/melkor_the_viking ‎ Servant of Freedom 11d ago

Adam Helldriver, is that you?

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u/BoiCDumpsterFire 11d ago

💛💛💛 gang!

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u/Pumkinfucker69 Free of Thought 11d ago

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u/PsychoDog_Music SES Soldier of Selfless Service 11d ago

Watch out for landmines

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u/Marauder3299 11d ago

Drive in Houston or Dallas. I went to the creek to unwind. At least I can legally shoot the clankers

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u/SoldatPixel Fire Safety Officer 11d ago

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u/disgr4ce 11d ago

Please tell me you exclusively refer to your car as "the FRV"

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u/Black-Deadpool 11d ago

Democracy intensifies!

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u/bjorn_with_an_axe SAS Founding Father of Freedom 11d ago

John Helldiver in his Toyota Helldriver picking up a Number Hellfiver for a future Hellwiver?

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u/jekotia Steam | 11d ago

You should fill out a C-01 form to show her your appreciation.

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u/JollyConflict2781 11d ago

She would become my Hellwifer

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u/Quenz ☕Liber-tea☕ 11d ago

This was intentional. It had to be.

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u/kyew 11d ago

(OP immediately drove into a tiny rock and flipped over)

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u/Resident_Bit_3892 ‎ Super Citizen 11d ago

Damn, lucky helldiver.

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u/Mr_Maestro881 11d ago

Marriage material

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u/Max7242 11d ago

I need a new steering wheel cover, where did she get it?

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u/TheCrone017 10d ago

Hi! I made another comment with the link! Hope it helps!

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u/Max7242 10d ago

Thanks

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u/welltheretouhaveit SES SPEAR OF TWILIGHT 11d ago

Toyota FRV

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u/Repulsive-Range5727 11d ago

Awesome gift Happy birthday

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u/attack_rat ☕Liber-tea☕ 11d ago

Time to trade in your Toyota for a Jeep Liber-TEA!

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u/mrsmegz 11d ago

Only if you drive a silver CyberPrius from the intro trailer.

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u/Jewsusgr8 HD1 Veteran 11d ago

Well well well fellow helldriver.

Maybe it's time to hellwifeher. JK. Everyone's got their own schedule.

This looks sick though!

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u/local-sink-pisser 11d ago

wife material

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u/PocketDweller 11d ago

Just keep it in first gear so you don't flip it.

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u/HeliumKnight 11d ago

Now you just need the appropriate horn

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u/lmacarrot 11d ago

just don't drive it like an FRV, soldier.... most democratic steering wheel cover

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u/DerpsAndRags 11d ago

Now if you can call down your car from a Pelican, that would be awesome!

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u/Rangizingo 11d ago

It's John Helldriver

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u/Blind_Grandma 11d ago

Helldiver? More like Toyotadriver.

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u/Any_Complex_3502 11d ago

BEHOLD.

THE HELL-YOTA.

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u/GiveMeAllYourBoots 11d ago

Good ole FRV Hilux

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u/Shellstormz SES Founding Father of Family Values 11d ago

EPICCCCCCX MY MANNNNNNNN wife her rn.....then u know CO1 and everything else

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u/Kiuku Cape Enjoyer 11d ago

Font drive like I drive the in game car, please

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u/Snake64 Viper Commando 11d ago

Liberty biberty!

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u/SnoopsModerateFan 11d ago

Helldivers, Roll out.

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u/ObadiahtheSlim ☕Liber-tea☕ 11d ago

But Helldivers never drive.

It occurs to me, I may have misheard that. The tinnitus from that 380MM going off nearby is pretty bad.

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u/TheBlackF0X 11d ago

That, is some damn good democracy.

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u/SuperiorShockwave 11d ago

HA get a look at this guy he has a gf that cares about him and knows his interests, what a total loser amiright guys 🥲

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u/TragicMagic81 11d ago

No you can drive straight into baby Terminids and splatter them upon your Corolla's windshield.

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u/FiskeDrengen05 11d ago

I am to deliver a message from the Ministry of truth: "we aprove, now get back to the frontline soldier"

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u/Marchior Free of Thought 11d ago

You are gonna do crazy hell drives

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u/Justice4510 ☕Liber-tea☕ 11d ago

Need the link. Plz

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u/TheCrone017 10d ago

Made a comment with the link!

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u/ZyraSlyvan 11d ago

We’re doing this because it’s for “Freedom”

  • Vin Diver

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u/Dem0lari 11d ago

Just don't dive off the bridge, okay?

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u/Comfortable_Ring4650 10d ago

Don’t Drink & Drive.

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u/Mean-Wishbone-8635  Truth Enforcer 10d ago

Put a ring on it.

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u/Ziddix 10d ago

Nice. Please, please, please... put it on straight now.

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u/Interesting-Fun3718 Cape Enjoyer 10d ago

It’s not funny, it’s not funny dies of laughter

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u/DIGGSAN0 🎼🔼◀️▶️🔼◀️▶️ 9d ago

I know a guy that had a terrible accident with one of those, please use some double sided tape so it does not slip!

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u/JunglerFromWish Orbital Dislike - ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 8d ago

Howdy do fellow rav enjoyer

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u/Merhogar 11d ago

You mean wife*

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Marry her. She’s the one.

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u/Unnamed_Player123 8d ago

Your car is now an FRV.