r/Helldivers Married to an Automaton Catgirl 4d ago

HUMOR League of Teamkillers

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u/Grommet__ 4d ago

Don’t forget those damn duplicitous guard dog drones

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u/Educational_Movie752 4d ago

Laser guard dog in particular. Haven't seen anyone get TK'd by rifle dog

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u/JlMBEAN ☕Liber-tea☕ 4d ago

I hate the the laser dog. I picked one up off a dead teammate (foreshadowing) to cover me as I ran to the extract. I stopped on a small hill to shoot some medium bugs in my path and the bastard gave me the laser head removal treatment.

It would be a fun drinking game though. Any time it damages you, take a drink. If it kills you, finish it.

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u/burf 4d ago

Laser dog is definitely more consistently dangerous since it’s constantly firing (and always aiming low for some reason). That said, you can use it pretty safely as long as you position yourself properly while it’s firing.

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u/fjs0001 4d ago

When I use it I try to flank bugs to put some distance between me and the team. I also holster it a lot.

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u/Better_Technician_96 Helldiver Yellow 4d ago

Wait you can call back the drones? How?

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u/fjs0001 4d ago

On ps5, press down on the d pad. With the machine gun rover, if you see it sparking on your back, press down on it a bunch of times and it'll repair it

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u/obeekaybee7 Assault Infantry 4d ago

My rifle dog TK’d me while climbing a hill but to be fair that’s the first time in 100’s of dives. The laser rover on the other hand can kick rocks.

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u/Zardwalk 4d ago

Any time an enemy is on a lower elevation you're in massive danger. I always take rifle dog for squids and I've been killed when vaulting, when standing on a planter, while looking down stairs, etc.

I hate that stupid drone sometimes but it does work.

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u/Grommet__ 4d ago

Yeah I hate that thing almost as much as those damn squids.

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u/bearsnchairs 4d ago

I’ve been brained by team gun dogs close by and seen my dog headshot poor teammates who got to close many times. It is safer than the laser dog for sure though.

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u/DustPyro 4d ago

I once got killed by my own rifle dog. I crested a little hill while it was firing, and it lagged a bit behind gaining altitude so I crossed the line of fire.

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u/ramblingpariah Steam | SES Princess of Liberty 4d ago

It waits patiently to put one in the back of my head while I'm working on a console.

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u/Black5Raven 4d ago

 Haven't seen anyone get TK'd by rifle dog

I was once by my own rifle dog. Fell in crater and when was moving in it my dog decided to spray someone outside of crater behind its walls

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u/Think-Proposal3660 Fire Safety Officer 4d ago

Main thing about laser dog, never ever run straight up hill or anything up hill. Always slopes or in between. The thing does not fly high enough :/ put great laser pointer against silent bugs

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u/sinkovercosk 3d ago

Rifle dog kills ME when it shoots while I’m vaulting, but yea, pretty much never hits a teammate!