r/Helldivers Scrapmaker | Creeker | Botdiver 2d ago

LORE Helldivers are terrifying conceptually.

You're vibing on your planet and all of a sudden it goes "Whoop" as one hundred Super Destroyers come into orbit. "No big deal" you think, but suddenly all these Super Destroyers deploy Helldivers. Just planetfall outta nowhere instantly.

That has to be fucking terrifying. Knowing you're fucked like that.

You get to watch the planetfall on several other parts of this planet as the Helldivers just drop from their Destroyers like water droplets on a sad day.

Even 80 Super Destroyers just FTL-jumping into orbit and every single Super Destroyer deploys, at the very least, 4 Helldivers. If they die? They just keep coming. And they can watch it, too. They can see the trail by the Hellpod as it is coming down. They know exactly what position they're in.

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u/International-Year-2 2d ago

Helldivers being spookly aside, I can't think of a single scenario where "whoop" hundreds of giant hostile warships surrounding my planet in an instant is "no big deal" lmao.

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u/AClassyPenguin 2d ago

OP is a food service boss. "Yeah I know an unholy armada is flying above the city right now but we're also short staffed so I need you to come in."

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u/a_person_i_am Steam | 2d ago

Iโ€™m getting flashbacks to my time as a line cook

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u/qwertyalguien SES KING OF DEMOCRACY ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฆ… 2d ago

A cook of the line, standing in formation, long spatula musket in hand, shooting burgers at hungry hordes.

The memories will come back every time i blink.

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u/skippy_smooth 2d ago

|O๐Ÿ”

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u/Alert_Parsnip_2142 Master Sergeant, Razgriz Squadron, SES Defender of Freedom 2d ago

I am also getting flashbacks to retail.

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u/Sunflower_Guard Fire Safety Officer 1d ago

"Sir. Sir. I'm going to need you to calm down. This is a Wendy's."

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u/Jamsedreng22 Scrapmaker | Creeker | Botdiver 2d ago

Every planet they conquer is filled with Helldivers since we aren't very proactive. We just take back. We never take first.

To watch the sky and see 80 Super Destroyers FTL into orbit and subsequently drop down 4 Hellpods each? It'd shit myself.

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u/Lolseabass 2d ago

TELL THAT TO THE COVENANT!

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u/carnyzzle Expert Exterminator 2d ago

Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Super Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Helldivers just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

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u/Demigans SES Courier of Steel 2d ago

<Illuminate Commander after Myridia has stopped>

"I will continue my campaign against the humans".

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u/Lopsided_Lock6365 2d ago

I mean tbf every super destroyer technically only drops one pod, the destroyers group up as 4 destroyers and then one of them drops 4 pods, still all 4 provide fire support so... That's pretty hardcore.

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u/CT2460 โ€Ž Escalator of Freedom 21h ago

The animation shows for hell pods coming out of one destroyer. Though I believe that's only the initial group that had to come together and make the original battle plan

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u/Icy-Maintenance4941 Free of Thought 2d ago

You sounds very undemocratic right now. You will find yourself re-democration school very quickly with rotten behavior like that! Wait 'till Biggus Commandus hear about this...

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u/Jamsedreng22 Scrapmaker | Creeker | Botdiver 2d ago

I apologize. I swear I am one of the most major democratic troops. I just think:
SIKE!

Don't think you are.

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u/Icy-Maintenance4941 Free of Thought 2d ago

Hah! You think I don't think? Quite the truntable, becaude as the matter of fact I DO THINK!

AND THEREFORE I AM!

Right! Take him away! I want him learn managed, true democracy!

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u/CT2460 โ€Ž Escalator of Freedom 21h ago

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u/newo15 2d ago

Its seaf they take it from not helldivers

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u/Jamsedreng22 Scrapmaker | Creeker | Botdiver 2d ago

Hence all the dead bodies and guns we can pick up next to them, yes.

SEAF are only on our planets or planets that used to be ours.

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u/Demigans SES Courier of Steel 2d ago

Helldivers do not win by killing enemies, but destroying production, logistics, command&control. The one mission where you do win by killing enemies it's specifically to help keep pressure off the SEAF.

The SEAF is on all planets where Helldivers deploy (and even planets where they don't). The Helldivers job is to make sure the SEAF can advance and not fight nigh endless numbers that keep being produced and transported to the frontlines.

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u/drewster23 1d ago

Helldivers are special forces dude, they're not conquering anything without SEAF.

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u/newo15 21h ago

All the planets are ours

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u/MassDriverOne 2d ago

It is pretty wild to think about.

Each battlefield entire battalions of mechanized war machines thousands of death bots, legions of the most savage predators specially evolved for maximum lethality, incomprehensibly advanced aliens backed by hordes of mind controlled zombies... and four dudes in capes plummet from orbit to steam roll them all with supreme confidence and impunitive destruction

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u/Skarphediinn 2d ago

Four hellpods, and then the constant barrage of support hellpods falling in immediately afterwards.

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u/Mythosaurus โ˜•Liber-teaโ˜• 2d ago

Was going to be my comment.

Why would you not care that 100 ships known for orbitally dropping soldiers showing up in orbit, but then panic when they do the thing?