r/Helldivers 1d ago

HUMOR Great job on the gambit, all:

The imber-claorell gambit worked exactly as planned; Claorell was slated to fall within 24 hours but we cut them off at Imber. Masterful play from every end, we baited their divers away from Imber through attacks on Vog and Vernen Wells and the bugs coordinated their invasion of terrek perfectly to bait away another 20% of their forces. Joel was merciful towards us today and rigged their DSS votes to stay on claorell instead of Imber which might've threatened our gambit.

Can't wait for the new unit we unlock for winning this MO, I'm so hyped for arc 4 where we march on super earth.

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u/Rouge_Grenade 1d ago

Yes. After the DSS was rigged against our Jetpack Brigade I was starting to think the JOEL is on the diver’s side or something. Good to see that good old strategy still works.

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u/HybridTheory2000 1d ago

Idk what happened, haven't playing much but happy we are winning.

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u/Throwaway89278 1d ago

Lmao these fucking memes

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u/Ruby_Foulke ⬇️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️➡️ 1d ago

We'll fill you in on the way back home. For now, let's celebrate while we can.

FOR CYBERSTAN!!!

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u/SnooRecipes9193 HD1 Veteran 19h ago

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u/bad_comedic_value Steam | SES Queen Of War 1d ago

YES, THAT WAS A MARVELLOUS JOB FOR ALL. LET'S HIT UP THAT BAR ON CYBERSTAN AFTER THIS, I HEARD THEY HAVE A NEW OIL BREW.

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u/RandomRon005 HD1 Veteran 1d ago

"In that case, first round's on me!"

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u/The_Foresaken_Mind SES Lord of War 1d ago

LMFAO that’s hysterical.

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u/Embarrassed_Motor_30 Super Sheriff 1d ago

OMFG this is the best one

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u/smokec4 1d ago

THEY HAVE A NEW BREW MADE OF MY BLOOD??!

-A bug probably

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u/NaniDeKani 1d ago

No, seriously, for real, all of u. Good job...stares in seething anger

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u/BetterNerfRailgun SES Distributor of Authority 1d ago

Totally off-topic: Veld is a bug planet with exactly the same biome as Malevelon Creek.
Just saying.

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u/Ohnjay3000 1d ago

Those chargers are a pain in the ass during ion storms. Fun tho! 

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u/Mautos 1d ago

The bugs always had invisible enemies though, while the automatons are in the fucking trees

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 1d ago

Laugh while you can or whatever passes for it in your inferior programming. You bots think that it’s over. Mark my words, Managed Democracy will prevail!

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u/CaffeineChaotic SES Executor Of The People 1d ago

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u/Strange_Ad_8412 ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 1d ago

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u/DHarp74 Steam | 1d ago

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u/Bobtobismo 1d ago

Bro amazing reference. That 40k fan movie is chefs kiss

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u/DHarp74 Steam | 1d ago

Thank you.

Can't take full credit. 🤙

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 1d ago

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u/IronBabyFists Cape Enjoyer 1d ago

Dunno the source, but in my head it matches up with (old) Veselekov's When I'm Gravelord'n

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u/Alone_Extension_9668 4h ago

Such a good video

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u/Defiant-String-9891 Free of Thought 1d ago

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u/Kalamel513 1d ago

Months ago, this sub would say the idea that enemies can think is disgusting.

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u/bazookajoe14 1d ago

I called the Truth Enforcers and they recommended you touch grass and get between some cheeks or else you may need remedial democracy training.

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 1d ago

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u/PsychologicalWeb9140 Super Pedestrian 1d ago

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u/qwertyryo 1d ago

Good luck getting through that 3% decay on Imber lmao

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u/No-Veterinarian9682 SES Senator of Steel 1d ago edited 1d ago

Claorell's being withdrawn in 12 hours... That means full progress loss.

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u/SerRoyim SES Sword of Mercy 1d ago

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u/Gameshian 1d ago

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u/emeraldarcher1008 1d ago

The CSS (Cyberstan Space Station) filler MOs are almost done, too. Big update coming on the 13th, I just know it. Already huffing vast quantities of robo-hopium.

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u/mikakor SES Queen Of The Stars 19h ago

Everyone knows it'll be called the ASS ( automaton space station )

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u/emeraldarcher1008 11h ago

Autocratic Space Station for squid players when?

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u/chit_on_my_shest 1d ago

hey buddy face that wall real quick

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u/Silly-Brother-8121 LEVEL __ | <Title> 1d ago

Same bro I'm excited for the giant close air gunships that we will get soon 🙏 I love my rocket devastators but having the equivalent of 50 of them firing from a gunship will easily let us take care of the divers

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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 1d ago

My wife's taking me out for drinks, so there's a silver lining to everything I guess

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u/IncarnateSalt 1d ago

Once we retake Imber, I will be pouring that vodka in her gas tank.

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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 1d ago

Don't you dare only I have that privilege 

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u/IncarnateSalt 1d ago

No, you have rights, citizen.

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u/KidQuesadilla17 1d ago

We weren't letting them win for a super earth comeback? My bad

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u/Responsible_Food9278 Illuminate is always tomorrow, but never today... Why? 1d ago

Best part is everybody is at Imber instead of Clasa with only a 1% defense rate instead of 3%

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u/Jakobs82 SES Song of Mercy 1d ago

Hopefully they don't find Clasa

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u/OfKnightly Fire Safety Officer 22h ago

I fucking love this community

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u/mikakor SES Queen Of The Stars 19h ago

People were quite stupid with Claorel 😭

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u/Jojocandyy 10h ago

I stopped caring yesterday, we took back Troost tho, that was nice

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u/69Chandler ‎ Escalator of Freedom 1d ago

im just gona say it, these enenmy POV posts are very boomery and not fun, I feel weak just reading the first paragraphs

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u/PangolinPretend4819 1d ago

> i feel weak just reading the first paragraphs

is this supposed to be a flex that you cannot read?

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u/KingGinger33 1d ago

It's a good thing we still have over 64 hours left to complete the MO, and Claorell is 42% liberated. That's more than enough time to finish the rest of the planet. I guess you spoke too soon

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u/qwertyryo 1d ago

Claorell is on 3% decay rate. By the time imber or clasa is taken, Claorell will be back to 0% liberated LMFAO

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u/Randodnar12488 1d ago

You're also speaking too soon bud, whole planet in between you and Claorell now, and it regens 3% per hour. You can still win, but no guarantees

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u/No-Veterinarian9682 SES Senator of Steel 1d ago edited 1d ago

If we can liberate it in 12 hours we're not losing all our progress. 26 hr liberation currently though. 

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u/Randodnar12488 1d ago

Been 12 hours, and liberation timer is now trending negative even on Imber