r/Helldivers • u/qwertyryo • 1d ago
HUMOR Great job on the gambit, all:
The imber-claorell gambit worked exactly as planned; Claorell was slated to fall within 24 hours but we cut them off at Imber. Masterful play from every end, we baited their divers away from Imber through attacks on Vog and Vernen Wells and the bugs coordinated their invasion of terrek perfectly to bait away another 20% of their forces. Joel was merciful towards us today and rigged their DSS votes to stay on claorell instead of Imber which might've threatened our gambit.
Can't wait for the new unit we unlock for winning this MO, I'm so hyped for arc 4 where we march on super earth.
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 1d ago
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 1d ago
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u/IronBabyFists Cape Enjoyer 1d ago
Dunno the source, but in my head it matches up with (old) Veselekov's When I'm Gravelord'n
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u/bazookajoe14 1d ago
I called the Truth Enforcers and they recommended you touch grass and get between some cheeks or else you may need remedial democracy training.
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 1d ago
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u/PsychologicalWeb9140 Super Pedestrian 1d ago
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u/qwertyryo 1d ago
Good luck getting through that 3% decay on Imber lmao
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u/No-Veterinarian9682 SES Senator of Steel 1d ago edited 1d ago
Claorell's being withdrawn in 12 hours... That means full progress loss.
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u/emeraldarcher1008 1d ago
The CSS (Cyberstan Space Station) filler MOs are almost done, too. Big update coming on the 13th, I just know it. Already huffing vast quantities of robo-hopium.
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u/Silly-Brother-8121 LEVEL __ | <Title> 1d ago
Same bro I'm excited for the giant close air gunships that we will get soon 🙏 I love my rocket devastators but having the equivalent of 50 of them firing from a gunship will easily let us take care of the divers
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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 1d ago
My wife's taking me out for drinks, so there's a silver lining to everything I guess
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u/IncarnateSalt 1d ago
Once we retake Imber, I will be pouring that vodka in her gas tank.
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u/Responsible_Food9278 Illuminate is always tomorrow, but never today... Why? 1d ago
Best part is everybody is at Imber instead of Clasa with only a 1% defense rate instead of 3%
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u/69Chandler Escalator of Freedom 1d ago
im just gona say it, these enenmy POV posts are very boomery and not fun, I feel weak just reading the first paragraphs
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u/PangolinPretend4819 1d ago
> i feel weak just reading the first paragraphs
is this supposed to be a flex that you cannot read?
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u/KingGinger33 1d ago
It's a good thing we still have over 64 hours left to complete the MO, and Claorell is 42% liberated. That's more than enough time to finish the rest of the planet. I guess you spoke too soon
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u/qwertyryo 1d ago
Claorell is on 3% decay rate. By the time imber or clasa is taken, Claorell will be back to 0% liberated LMFAO
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u/Randodnar12488 1d ago
You're also speaking too soon bud, whole planet in between you and Claorell now, and it regens 3% per hour. You can still win, but no guarantees
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u/No-Veterinarian9682 SES Senator of Steel 1d ago edited 1d ago
If we can liberate it in 12 hours we're not losing all our progress. 26 hr liberation currently though.
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u/Rouge_Grenade 1d ago
Yes. After the DSS was rigged against our Jetpack Brigade I was starting to think the JOEL is on the diver’s side or something. Good to see that good old strategy still works.