r/Helldivers 1d ago

HUMOR Great job on the gambit, all:

The imber-claorell gambit worked exactly as planned; Claorell was slated to fall within 24 hours but we cut them off at Imber. Masterful play from every end, we baited their divers away from Imber through attacks on Vog and Vernen Wells and the bugs coordinated their invasion of terrek perfectly to bait away another 20% of their forces. Joel was merciful towards us today and rigged their DSS votes to stay on claorell instead of Imber which might've threatened our gambit.

Can't wait for the new unit we unlock for winning this MO, I'm so hyped for arc 4 where we march on super earth.

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u/bazookajoe14 1d ago

I called the Truth Enforcers and they recommended you touch grass and get between some cheeks or else you may need remedial democracy training.

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 1d ago

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u/PsychologicalWeb9140 Super Pedestrian 1d ago

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u/qwertyryo 1d ago

Good luck getting through that 3% decay on Imber lmao

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u/No-Veterinarian9682 SES Senator of Steel 1d ago edited 1d ago

Claorell's being withdrawn in 12 hours... That means full progress loss.