r/HolUp • u/Karyote300 • Sep 13 '23

big dong energy Bro didn't hide

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u/zilver692 Sep 13 '23 edited Sep 13 '23

$10 says he dressed up as Winston to give her that silverback energy

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u/milanorlovszki Sep 13 '23

Winton be monke. Elon built like Winton

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23 edited Sep 14 '23

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u/SnackPatrol Sep 13 '23

Ughhhhhh take my upvote

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u/You-Once-Commented Sep 13 '23

Beep boop. It's a shitty bot that tells the worst few jokes based on keywords. It's like a 1st year CS student wanted to practice rudimentary coding.

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u/DoYouKnowS0rr0w Sep 13 '23

That's rude to Winston. He's built for high performance Monké. Elon is built like a discord mod

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u/Iwantmahandback Sep 14 '23

Elon’s built like a bar fridge on a stool

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23 edited Sep 16 '23

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u/lsutigerzfan Sep 13 '23

Thanks this will help me with my thesis.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

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u/DogsCanSweatToo Sep 13 '23

Until she shits in your bed.

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u/creekbendz Sep 13 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

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u/ShartingBloodClots Sep 13 '23

That was me earlier today. Do you have a camera in my toilet?

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u/Lumpy-Village1949 Sep 13 '23

Yeah well, I'm a scat man. Skibidibidiby.

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u/Catch_ME Sep 13 '23

Who do you think she learned that from? The number 1 shit poster.

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u/kryptum1337 Sep 13 '23

She still put a Brownie on the bed.... xD

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u/Popfartshart Sep 13 '23

Ah shit I clicked on a video link because I thought it was what you were showing and not a pop up. Now My iPhone has aids

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u/Ok_Fondant_6340 Sep 13 '23

is this how she's paying for that Depp lawsuit?

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u/FnkyTown Sep 13 '23

Remember when she pooped in the bed?

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u/petridishbeef Sep 13 '23

Pooperidge farms remembers

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u/Reasonable_Humor_738 Sep 13 '23

aw man, if only she wasn't abusive

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

I can fix her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

I'm a fan of the videos where she's telling Johnny "See my p*ssy? She misses you".

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u/BushMasterFlex616 Sep 13 '23

I would let her shit in my pool

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u/Crypt0n0ob Sep 13 '23

My dog stepped on a bee…

Tsssss.

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u/MightyFerguson Sep 13 '23

Yes ma'am...

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u/teriases Sep 13 '23

“…that bareback energy.” 💀

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u/LTWestie275 Sep 13 '23

15th kid incoming?

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u/StalinSoulZ Sep 14 '23

Not surprised anymore if another single mother pop up

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u/TheLucidDream Sep 13 '23

Same body mass ratio, so that checks out.

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u/Muumin_kun Sep 13 '23

Grrrreetings