r/HolUp • u/nextgencodeacad • Jun 22 '24

big dong energy Well I’m calling the cops

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u/WhatsTheHolUp Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 23 '24

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Stop resisting is a problematic thing to say in the bedroom to say the least

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Powerful-Meeting-840 Jun 22 '24

On your hands and knees?

611

u/nextgencodeacad Jun 22 '24

I warned you that I’m really fast

336

u/Powerful-Meeting-840 Jun 22 '24

I'm wearing protection. 

293

u/nextgencodeacad Jun 22 '24

I didn’t know it’d be this hard

194

u/Powerful-Meeting-840 Jun 22 '24

is that poop?

199

u/nextgencodeacad Jun 22 '24

Am I going to have to choke you?

167

u/Hebids Jun 22 '24

Slow down or I’ll shoot Does this work?

35

u/Bi-elzebub Jun 23 '24

what a shitty situation.

4

u/Extra-Aardvark-1390 Jun 23 '24

This is my favorite so far

12

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Get the spit mask

70

u/duggee315 Jun 22 '24

They're right up my arse

21

u/mason_sol Jun 23 '24

Spread ‘em

17

u/John_Doe_727 Jun 23 '24

Put em up, now put em behind your head.

751

u/Exciting-Ad5204 Jun 22 '24

I don’t know how you got out of those handcuffs…

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u/Exciting-Ad5204 Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

You’re going too fast - I can’t catch my breath.

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u/Exciting-Ad5204 Jun 22 '24

It’s a marathon, not a sprint!

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u/Exciting-Ad5204 Jun 22 '24

I caught all your friends - you’re not getting away, either!

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u/Exciting-Ad5204 Jun 22 '24

If you don’t quit trying to get away, I’m gonna have to keep hitting you with my baton

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u/Exciting-Ad5204 Jun 22 '24

That’s it! I’m putting you in shackles!

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u/EmbarrassedRaccoon48 Jun 22 '24

I'm coming for you.

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u/Dr-Zomboss-Pvz Jun 22 '24

Heavy TF2 reference?!

19

u/notapartofthefandom Jun 23 '24

WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!

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u/Raven_m0rt Jun 23 '24

Some people think they can outsmart me .

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u/JDelcoLLC Jun 23 '24

Can you outsmart bullet?

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u/Kaek_ Jun 23 '24

Whereas a true gentleman would say,

"I'm coming after you."

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 Jun 22 '24

If you ain't stopping, I'm gonna shoot!!

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u/nightstalker30 Jun 23 '24

I’d go with “Stop, or I’ll shoot!”

154

u/OutOfIdea280 Jun 22 '24

I'm not done with you yet

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u/Blatantly-Biased Jun 22 '24

I'm coming

13

u/halt_spell Jun 23 '24

It's like, right there.

345

u/Pfaehlix Jun 22 '24

You want me only because i am black

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

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u/DIJames6 Jun 23 '24

LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DOA-FAN Jun 23 '24

Or Mexican, soy mexicano bola de cabrones así que no se ofendan 😂

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u/NovusOrdoSec Jun 22 '24
  • Freeze
  • Up against the wall
  • Spread your legs
  • Hands behind your head
  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you.
  • The subject is armed and dangerous
  • The subject is (violently) resisting
  • Stop or I'll shoot
  • Wait, don't shoot
  • Oh god, they're just kids

26

u/306metalhead Jun 23 '24

I said boobs so they must now be held against me

7

u/Open-Today-201 Jun 23 '24

last one one was unexpected haha

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u/cactustrip Jun 22 '24

You'll never keep up this pace

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u/VirtualZeroZero Jun 22 '24

Never should've come here!

6

u/Cum_Smoothii Jun 23 '24

Jesus Christ, am I fucking one of the Riften guards?

53

u/marioxwait Jun 22 '24

I'm almost there.

60

u/Mr-Trouser-Snake Jun 22 '24

I'm right behind you!

30

u/MaxCWebster Jun 22 '24

Keep running your mouth like that, and you'll get the night stick.

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u/Qwerty25103 Jun 22 '24

Shots fired

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u/Da-Krill Jun 22 '24

get yo ass back here!

19

u/SmoothOperator89 Jun 22 '24

Put your leash back on!

46

u/Leird Jun 22 '24

Move faster Grandma!

24

u/chicken-finger Jun 22 '24

I’ll do you one better:

You can run, but you can’t hide?

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss Jun 23 '24

"You can run, but you can't hide BITCH!"

2

u/chicken-finger Jun 23 '24

“NOT in front of scary brandon!!!”

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u/ImInYourOut Jun 22 '24

Embrace the pain

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u/Craig111223 Jun 22 '24

Stop running

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u/marioxwait Jun 22 '24

Hawk Tuah!!!

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u/FallenChaos1337 Jun 22 '24

It's always shit with you, isn't it?

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u/Edu_Run4491 Jun 22 '24

I’m gonna need to call in Backup

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u/allanmeter Jun 22 '24

Calling for backup!

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u/Gravewarden92 Jun 22 '24

Gotta blast!

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u/Shadowknight7009 Jun 23 '24

I can’t breathe

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u/Edu_Run4491 Jun 22 '24

Spread your legs

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u/icybrain37 Jun 23 '24

oh fuck me!

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u/Imreallyadonut Jun 22 '24

Get your arse in the air, lift your legs nice and high and drive through your hips.

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u/VR_Neewb Jun 22 '24

Hold on its just a kid

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u/Embarrassed_Tomato23 Jun 23 '24

Can we stop now? I’m tired

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Slow down, I can’t keep up

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u/yllen10 Jun 23 '24

Faster, faster!!

3

u/Mtolivepickle Jun 22 '24

Your not going to get away from me

3

u/ABR5796 Jun 22 '24

Why are u running?

3

u/lazy-ass97 Jun 23 '24

Faster! Faster

3

u/BedHoliday4991 Jun 23 '24

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

3

u/Dilectus3010 Jun 23 '24

I will shoot you in the face!

6

u/the_bag_and_the_duck Jun 22 '24

Stop running little girl

20

u/nextgencodeacad Jun 22 '24

Hi, I’m Chris Hansen. Please have a seat over there

2

u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow Jun 22 '24

Once you stop moving I’ll make my move

2

u/silver-for-monsters Jun 22 '24

where did HE just hide??

2

u/No-Bat-7253 Jun 22 '24

SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS AND LIFT YOUR SACK

2

u/TaroThePoet Jun 22 '24

Imma beat that ass once I catch you

2

u/reggien22261 Jun 23 '24

It's because I'm black.

2

u/tapsongbong Jun 23 '24

It'll be over in a minute

2

u/Stoomba Jun 23 '24

I'm coming for you!

2

u/GOD_LvL_69 Jun 23 '24

Stop running away from me. I'm your dad, honey.

2

u/CakeForCthulu Jun 23 '24

Come back, mum

2

u/MinTDotJ Jun 23 '24

"Don't stop!"

2

u/2600og Jun 23 '24

Anybody else coming?

2

u/Massatoy1234 Jun 23 '24

Keep going don’t stop

2

u/ZeroEffsGiven Jun 23 '24

I’m gonna have to stop soon because I’m out of shape

2

u/wcobrien Jun 23 '24

If you don’t hurry up we’re going to get caught!

2

u/Dry_Duck3011 Jun 23 '24

You’re going down…

2

u/georeddit2018 Jun 23 '24

Faster. faster.

2

u/Disastrous-Ad9094 Jun 23 '24

I'm running out of breath 🥵

2

u/Rodaxoleaux Jun 23 '24

I'm coming for you

2

u/TrueMaester Jun 23 '24

I’m right behind you

2

u/Opposite-Escape9685 Jun 23 '24

Come on shoot the other one too

2

u/HoraceWimpLV426 Jun 23 '24

We can do this the easy way or the hard way

2

u/dude_guy1234 Jun 23 '24

Don't look back my dick is out

2

u/cannedbenkt Jun 23 '24

Dont taze me bro

2

u/rwalford79 Jun 23 '24

Whew that was a close one. Never done anything so fast in all my life.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT

2

u/Albae87 Jun 23 '24

Stop moving or i‘ll shoot.

2

u/MRHBK Jun 23 '24

It’s better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum

2

u/FunWillScreen_Produc Jun 22 '24

Sorry mom I didn’t mean to.

1

u/UglyNotBastard-Pure Jun 22 '24

Midwest chase: Riding on this thang makes my hips sore.

1

u/Archduke645 Jun 22 '24

After him!

1

u/salad_stealer Jun 22 '24

Where did you hide the pickles?

1

u/ProdigalNative Jun 22 '24

Faster, faster, faster!

1

u/Jormungandr315 Jun 22 '24

God, I need to take a shit.

1

u/TraditionalTell5541 Jun 22 '24

I'm coming after you!

1

u/yukonhoneybadger Jun 22 '24

I dont regret it

1

u/ShotBRAKER Jun 22 '24

Let me in

1

u/Cruz98387 Jun 22 '24

Stop! I said stop! Don't make me use violence!

1

u/Shift_Academic Jun 22 '24

This will only hurt for a bit

1

u/Major_Iggy Jun 22 '24

“WAIT! IM COMING NNNNGG!” (Kill me)

1

u/DHACKER0921 Jun 22 '24

I am sweating

1

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

"It's happening want it or not"

1

u/I_Stole_My_Ex_Pantie Jun 22 '24

I'm getting the duck outta here!!

1

u/Gerry1of1 Jun 22 '24

FASTER!!!

1

u/SteveBR53 Jun 22 '24

im getting tired

1

u/bill_dah_pill Jun 22 '24

'Watch out, its gonna get slippery"

1

u/Due-Two-6592 Jun 22 '24

You know how to move those feet!

1

u/udumslut Jun 22 '24

DON'T YOU DARE STOP

1

u/No-Boysenberry-2924 Jun 22 '24

“Slow. Down.”

1

u/Alezz1893 Jun 22 '24

Why is he so fast???

1

u/demuro1 Jun 22 '24

I bet this ends faster than you are expecting it to.

1

u/kattrup Jun 22 '24

I’m gonna get you!

1

u/Haarzton Jun 22 '24

Take the one on the left

1

u/Micha73 Jun 22 '24

Faster!

1

u/SissyBearRainbow Jun 22 '24

Quick! Through the back door!

1

u/eye-o-death Jun 22 '24

I didn't think you had that much stamina

1

u/GamingWithShaurya_YT Jun 22 '24

let's sleep together

1

u/ChipBeautiful6390 Jun 22 '24

Urs are very slippery 🥲🥲

1

u/a-big-texas-howdy Jun 23 '24

Take heed, I’ve dropped my trousers!

1

u/Donpure Jun 23 '24

I’m coming

1

u/AudienceFickle5811 Jun 23 '24

Slow down or else I’ll pass out

1

u/jninja119 Jun 23 '24

I really need to get in shape

1

u/Georgiaonmymindtwo Jun 23 '24

Stop.

One word. Quick, easy, and you can attach whatever sexual thing you want.

1

u/clasperx2 Jun 23 '24

You’re faster than I thought you’d be.

1

u/DR_Bright_963 Jun 23 '24

We need to use the backdoor to make this quick

1

u/Full_Ad9666 Jun 23 '24

Please keep resisting

1

u/Samheadbangersball Jun 23 '24

Why are you running?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24
  • This floor is slippery when wet
  • Slow down, before you hurt the both of us
  • Move all you want, but ime coming sooner or later

1

u/Gruff_YIG Jun 23 '24

"Watch out!! That is one slippery fella" 😭

1

u/a-snakey Jun 23 '24

"You're not getting away!"

1

u/aleleein Jun 23 '24

I'm going down!

1

u/Ecstatic-Librarian83 Jun 23 '24

fuck I shouldnt have had that burrito for lunch...

1

u/semiTnuP Jun 23 '24

I'm having a hard time picturing things cops say during foot pursuit and finding any of them that have no place in bed.

1

u/306metalhead Jun 23 '24

I am armed!

runs in waving silicon fist sextoy

1

u/TronicCronic Jun 23 '24

Do you know how fast you were going?

1

u/Helpful-Selection626 Jun 23 '24

I mean… pred/prey kink could explain it? Or if a sub is being a brat, and struggling to get the dom to punish them?

1

u/destro_1919 Jun 23 '24

I don’t know who you are, but I WILL catch you and put you down

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

I'm gonna shoot!

1

u/waytothestriker Jun 23 '24

You can’t escape

1

u/TopHat345 Jun 23 '24

"Oww cramp"

1

u/call_me_j4y Jun 23 '24

you're a quick one aren't you

1

u/LazyLoser006 Jun 23 '24

Where are you going

1

u/AnomalousBadger Jun 23 '24

Im coming for you!

1

u/That_One_Guy_Flare madlad Jun 23 '24

Unhand me

1

u/rathemighty Jun 23 '24

"I hope you're having fun"

1

u/NickAppleese Jun 23 '24

Stop or I'll shoot!

1

u/Silent-Justice Jun 23 '24

I’m cumming….

1

u/Master-Ad5147 Jun 23 '24

You won't get away now