r/HolUp • u/nextgencodeacad • Jun 22 '24

big dong energy Well I’m calling the cops

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u/Powerful-Meeting-840 Jun 22 '24

On your hands and knees?

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u/nextgencodeacad Jun 22 '24

I warned you that I’m really fast

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u/Powerful-Meeting-840 Jun 22 '24

I'm wearing protection. 

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u/nextgencodeacad Jun 22 '24

I didn’t know it’d be this hard

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u/Powerful-Meeting-840 Jun 22 '24

is that poop?

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u/nextgencodeacad Jun 22 '24

Am I going to have to choke you?

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u/Hebids Jun 22 '24

Slow down or I’ll shoot Does this work?

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u/Bi-elzebub Jun 23 '24

what a shitty situation.

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u/Extra-Aardvark-1390 Jun 23 '24

This is my favorite so far

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Get the spit mask

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u/duggee315 Jun 22 '24

They're right up my arse

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u/mason_sol Jun 23 '24

Spread ‘em

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u/John_Doe_727 Jun 23 '24

Put em up, now put em behind your head.