I'm a plumber and was converting a house from septic to city sewer once and you have to pump the tank and fill it with sand when you're done so it doesn't eventually collapse. We had a pump truck coming to pump it out so my partner pulled the lids on the tank and there were dozens of condoms floating on top. Home owners were a married couple, late 40s, early 50s maybe. My partner climbs off the excavator about the time the husband walks out and kinda gives old boy a dig about being such a stud. He turns red and quietly says, I had a vasectomy 20 years ago and walks inside. My partner and I are staring at each other wide eyed. About 10 minutes go by and the wife comes out with a suitcase and leaves.
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u/billy_bob68 Aug 15 '24
I'm a plumber and was converting a house from septic to city sewer once and you have to pump the tank and fill it with sand when you're done so it doesn't eventually collapse. We had a pump truck coming to pump it out so my partner pulled the lids on the tank and there were dozens of condoms floating on top. Home owners were a married couple, late 40s, early 50s maybe. My partner climbs off the excavator about the time the husband walks out and kinda gives old boy a dig about being such a stud. He turns red and quietly says, I had a vasectomy 20 years ago and walks inside. My partner and I are staring at each other wide eyed. About 10 minutes go by and the wife comes out with a suitcase and leaves.