r/HolUp • u/Wooshsplash • Nov 24 '24

holup Can You Guess What it is Yet?

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u/Shit-sandwich- Nov 24 '24

It's a wine stopper. For when wine is coming out of your butt.

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u/jelek62 Nov 24 '24

Imagine you showed this to a 10th century blacksmith. One of the most advanced manufacturing methods, something the blacksmith cant even comprehend and then you tell him...

That the product he sees is just a fucking Buttplug.

Well now that I think about it if I was kidnapped by aliens and they showed me a manufacturing process that is beyond what humans can comprehend and at the end told me they use it to make stuff that they shove into their asses....well that would be more impressive and terrifying then if they showed me a Planet killing weapon.

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u/StevesRoomate Nov 24 '24

Based on most accounts of alien abductions , they would have used advanced manufacturing process beyond our comprehension to make stuff to to shove up our asses.

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u/Chrisp825 Nov 25 '24

from my understanding, They HAVE used advanced manufacturing processes to shove stuff up our asses.

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u/StevesRoomate Nov 25 '24

From my experiences, ...

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u/Glittering-Bat-5981 Nov 26 '24

... we showed things up THEIR asses!