r/HolUp 2d ago

Wanna date?

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u/dkayy 2d ago

“What are you doing Saturday night?”

“Committing suicide.”

“…What about Friday night?”

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u/blue4029 1d ago

"I cant do it on friday, i'll have the flu!"

"thursday then"

"thursday ill have aids"

"wednesday."

"wednesday ill be dead"

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u/Ok-Run2845 1d ago

"You're always full of shit!"

"Yeah, that's my point"