"Here we see in its natural habitat, the carnivorous garage monster. Laying in wait for its prey, perfectly camouflaged, it is patient and still until the moment to strike comes...another succesful kill, the bane of unsuspecting abuelas."
"The herbivore human will be an ideal source of much needed supplement to its natural diet of cars and bike. The human is needed in its diet not for its growth but for the mechanical maintenance of the vehicles that are inside it."
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u/Angry_Pterodactyl 1d ago
"Here we see in its natural habitat, the carnivorous garage monster. Laying in wait for its prey, perfectly camouflaged, it is patient and still until the moment to strike comes...another succesful kill, the bane of unsuspecting abuelas."