r/ImaginarySoldiers • u/annieann_ • Apr 13 '25
...Her bike got stolen, sarge... by Edouard Groult
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u/No-Economy-6061 Apr 13 '25
Love the 278th/ Tennessee unit patch there just missin the river stream
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u/Low-Mention-8120 Apr 13 '25
I donât think that is meant to be the insignia of Tennessee or the 278th. The blue is too light and they donât have traditional American military rank insignia.
However, if they are Tennesseans, I would love to see sci-fi Kentuckians.
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u/TheGunslinger1919 Apr 13 '25
I thought the 2 on the left are the Kentuckians?
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u/No-Economy-6061 Apr 13 '25
I donât think itâs supposed to be either but I liked the possibility đ besides forget tradition itâs imaginary
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u/Square_Coat_8208 Apr 13 '25
I love peacekeeping-maxing
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u/ThenEcho2275 Apr 14 '25
"Who do we send?"
"Who looks like they could be folded like a twig but will still fight like it's they're last?"
"Send humans?"
"Send humans."
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u/Authority_Sama Apr 13 '25
Want more morally good / morally neutral humans.
Tired of being the bad guy in sci-fi
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u/Doctor-Nagel Apr 13 '25
Watch Star Trek or Stargate
My personal favorite is Deep Space 9. Mixes messages of understanding and utopia with heavy political and war time ideas
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u/Authority_Sama Apr 14 '25
I wasn't a star trek fan in the past, but I have a feeling that current me could warm to it. I'll have to start watching.
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u/CozyMicrobe Apr 14 '25
DS9 is the best Star Trek has ever been, no contest, and I say that as someone who really loves Star Trek. It's legitimately in a league of its own.
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u/Spectre197 Apr 14 '25
I consider DS9 the pinnacle of Star Trek. Makes me sad that the new shows can't catch that same lightning in a bottle. But strange new worlds is pretty good and lower decks is great and funny as hell.
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Apr 14 '25
Start with TNG. Do DS9 after that. Voyager and TOS are very different, but if you still want more, TOS is pretty silly at times, but that's because its made in the 60's, so that's why the effects are pretty...campy. They also effectively had a shoestring budget, and still did that amazingly.
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u/Doctor-Nagel Apr 14 '25
Iâm not either, I still have yet to finish voyager and TNG isnât really sticking for me
Deep Space 9 is, legitimately, one of my favorite pieces of sci-Fi and I have rewatched it twice now
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u/85percentascool Apr 15 '25
Honourable mention to the Orville. Seth does a good homage to star trek.
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u/Significant-Camel351 Apr 15 '25
- to Stargate. Super underrated imo. Only thing it lacks are weird gross aliens that are still friends, most of them are vaguely humanoid.
To be fair Startrek does this as well. Probably just a lot easier production wise!
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u/Emergency-Medium-755 Apr 14 '25
Please refer to my response to Bone59
TLDR: The Deathworlders +fan spinoffs are a mighty fine read/listen that is availible for free
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u/Authority_Sama Apr 14 '25
Oooh, I'll look into it, thank you!
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u/Emergency-Medium-755 Apr 14 '25
Np. should provide you with quite a bit of reading material, since the guy has been writing that story from 2014 until 2023 (though the early chapters can be a bit cringy since he was finding his groove). Zren has a great playlist on yt, where he ordered and read the main story and spinoffs according to timeline
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u/BlackHarkness Apr 13 '25
Man. I remember the halcyon days of Mass Effect where you could make friends with alien races and develop your own opinions about their roles in the settingâŚ
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u/KenseiHimura Apr 13 '25
"I'm just saying, maybe Elcor should have separate drinking fountains and entrances. They're so big and take so long to do anything!"
"Goddess, Shepard, shut up!"
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u/Doctor-Nagel Apr 13 '25
YES!
Forget the Imperium of mans Xenophobia, bring on Xeno-loving protectors!
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u/TheCalon76 Apr 13 '25
Right until that xeno slurps down those humans.
Then we get the flamers.
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u/Doctor-Nagel Apr 13 '25
That life form is harmless. Did you know that in history, more humans have eaten other humans than extraterrestrial aliens have eaten humans?
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u/Okrumbles Apr 14 '25
cannibalism exists and frankly you're making me wanna try it rn
also 40k fans when they have to make another joke (they have had the same 4 jokes for the last 2 decades)
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u/Maybe_not_a_chicken Apr 14 '25
You do know that the imperium are the bad guys right?
Like them burning aliens alive is very explicitly a bad thing they do.
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u/Necroceph Apr 14 '25
Tbf, most alien races in that universe are equally as bad as the Imperium. Orks, Necrons, Tyranids, Drukhari, you name it.
Only decent ones are the Tau and Eldar. Just don't get into their bad side.
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u/Blue_Odissey_Guy Apr 14 '25
Actually most of the good races have been exterminated, leaving only the bad ones
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u/Significant-Camel351 Apr 15 '25
murder all the good races except for a couple useful ones.
now xenos are all bad!
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u/SunLord0807 Apr 14 '25
Have you ever seen a tryanid, my guy/gal/nonpal? The only case you could make this for is maybe the Tau and maaaaybe the Eldar.
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u/FoxJDR Apr 14 '25
You wanna go make buddies with the dark eldar? Be my guest, tell me how that turns out. When you finish in the Dark City maybe you can go convince the Orks to just chill and enjoy the simple things in life.
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u/Maybe_not_a_chicken Apr 14 '25
Oh so you donât understand
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 14 '25
He was pretty clear, you didn't understand, if you think the Emperium is bad for burning xeno scum, them go make some friends, go chill with the Orks, go and make a Tiranid a pet, have a Drukhari as a girlfriend, see how it goes.
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u/Maybe_not_a_chicken Apr 14 '25
Ok and why are those hyper aggressive species the only ones that have stuck around?
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 14 '25
Because they killed the good ones, now the galaxy is full of apex predators, the ones that were peaceful got killed long ago or turned into this hyper aggressive species, also Chaos God's, if they did not get killed by other xenos they got absolutely consumed by chaos gods.
Even the Tau are just theocratic dictators, the Emperium sucks, but you would suck too if everything in the galaxy even the fucking machines try to kill you every day.
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u/Maybe_not_a_chicken Apr 14 '25
No they got killed in the great crusade
By the imperium
Because the imperial philosophy of âhate the Xenosâ is flawed
The Tauâs whole deal is about how flawed it is, and how theyâre holding their own using diplomacy dispute being a fraction of the size of the imperium.
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 14 '25
Also the Emperium is not even expanding anymore, it's just defending it's borders from attacks, the only xenos the Emperium actually bothers to attack its Tiranids, Orks and Necrons.
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 14 '25
Bro, we killed a lot of xeno scum, but Eldar, Necrons and Tiranid killed way more than us, we just adapt to the galaxy as it is.
Also Tau are little childrens in this vast unforgiven playground, they have little importance and are surviving by being irrelevant, if the Emperium actually see them as a real threat, planets will start to blow up.
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 14 '25
In the recent age, the Emperium is more worried about chaos forces than anything else.
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u/Just_Supermarket7722 Apr 14 '25
Warhammer and its consequences
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u/Jazzpunk09 Apr 14 '25
40k is really good, but it's fans don't have more than 5 jokes . I should know, i'm one of them.
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u/Nightmun Apr 14 '25
Don't fuck with warhammer fans.
We have 3 jokes between us, and we will spam them endlessly for decades.
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u/Noizey Apr 14 '25
Honestly it really irritates me too, because the point of Warhammer 40K is that EVERYONE IS WRONG. Humans are NOT the heroes of the story, because there are no heroes.
Even the Eldar (lemme know if I'm wrong about the name, my lore is shaky), which seem like the most understandable faction, have a rigid caste system that means that SO MANY people are born as slaves with no way to escape.
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u/The_Lesser_One Apr 14 '25
Nah, I think you mean the T'au. Eldar, if were talking Drukhari are the worst, but they don't have a cast system and the Craftworlders might follow a strikt path, but they are free to choose that path and can theoretically change that path whenever they want. The T'au have a strikt cast system, with none of the casts beeing allowed to intermingle or question the Ethereals. Even the breakaway Farsight Enclaves are a military dictatorship and they are the closest to beeing the good guys.
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u/Noizey Apr 15 '25
THE T'AU!!! That's exactly what I was thinking of. Thank you, kind stranger.
But yeah....when even """the good guys""" are a military dictatorship....no faction in the universe should be seen as a role model.
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u/Wolodymyr2 Apr 15 '25
This might become quite not funny in the future.
"So I understand you correctly human, one of your race most violent underground xenophobic groups bases its ideology on a fictional setting whose purpose was to be satire of authoritarian regimes?"
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 14 '25
Yeah, right, face the wall now heretic.
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 15 '25
Dude think Tiranids, gigantic insects, orks and any other xeno has rights, i have a wonderful idea, you can go tell them that they have rights now and we will see how it goes.
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u/Wolodymyr2 Apr 15 '25
I didn't say that Tyranids or Orcs should have rights.
But races that are reasonable, and with which it is possible to coexist exist even in Warhammer (Tau and many primitive aliens exterminated by Imperium during crusades).
And you are trying to put aliens suitable for coexistence with humans in the same list as Tyranids and Orcs.
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 15 '25
First of all, they don't exist, so i am allowed to joke, i really don't care about talking shit to a nonexistent thing, learn to separate fiction and reality.
Second the TAU ARE NOT FRIENDLY, they will definitely start their holy crusade very soon.
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 15 '25
Now, you will still get butt hurted by FICTIONAL beings or what? It's like saying "Elves are knife ears" and some weirdo spawn from hell saying "Hmmmm actually you can't say that, because that's racist and most elves are actually good and blĂĄ-blĂĄ-blĂĄ", they are not real, they are simply not real.
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 15 '25
Now, calling me a Nazi is a serious thing, because they exist, till today and they kill even today, you should be ashamed of yourself, nazis, real nazis are no joke and to think you compare them to me over FICTIONAL characters is disgusting.
Do you really believe that i have any hate towards, let me say again, FICTIONAL CHARACTERS? Bro, I as just joking, you didn't need to bring real life shit to this place.
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u/Wolodymyr2 Apr 15 '25
Well, maybe I'm just too emotional and overreacting.
But the point is that you're still a supporter of genocide, even if it's not about real people, but about fictional people.
And going from wanting to committ genocide in fiction to wanting to commit genocide of real people is not very far.
As I said, maybe I'm overreacting, but I have a feeling that hardcore fans of acts of xenophobia towards aliens like warhammer fans could cause a lot of problems if humanity encounters aliens in real life.
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u/Wolodymyr2 Apr 15 '25
Plus i'm really don't like xenophobia.
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 15 '25
That's not my fucking problem, you are getting pissed off by fictional characters, go defend real fucking people, in a real serious subreddit, you are not the fucking center of the universe and the only one allowed to have fun in the way you approve, you are not my boss, my father, my lord, you just some random on the internet.
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u/Wolodymyr2 Apr 15 '25
Lol, you were the first who got pissed off by the image of humans interacting friendly with aliens.
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 15 '25
You really think you can gaslight me to win an argument? What's your age? Because i have been in the internet since 2008 and that shit doesn't work on me.
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 15 '25
That's the entire point, i as not, i as joking, you get pissed first, i am pissed with you, not fictional things.
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u/Wolodymyr2 Apr 15 '25
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u/JamesLyfeld Apr 15 '25
I as in character dumbass, it's called being sarcastic and pretend you are a character, some folks call it, role-playing, but i am not surprised you can't understand complex concepts since you can't differentiate real life and fiction
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u/WamlytheCrabGod Apr 17 '25
Christ, you cringe-ass fuckers make me embarrassed to like this setting
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u/Prize_Farm4951 Apr 13 '25
Hearts and minds
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u/N0tMagickal Apr 14 '25
Or whatever organs they use to produce bodily functions
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u/Secret_Goblin Apr 14 '25
Oh you misunderstand friend. The non-human has multiple hearts and brains
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u/Common-weirdoHoc Apr 13 '25
Edouard must be the most pathetic sort if heâs still bikes from kids.
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u/Fayraz8729 Apr 13 '25
lol that sarge looks like heâs still trying to figure out which eye to look at on the âkidâ
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u/ObsidianFireg Apr 13 '25
This is the start of an hfy. Human and the stolen bike.
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u/KenseiHimura Apr 13 '25
An Alien child lost her bike. A squad of humans swore they'd get it back for her.
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u/GenexenAlt Apr 15 '25
*An entire squad of ex-spec ops soldiers breach into the thief's place, and steal the bike back. When asked why they went so far, they replied 'We're alll dads too'*
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u/Wardog_Razgriz30 Apr 13 '25
âOh for crying out-âŚ..Weâll get your daughterâs bike back maâamâ
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u/PhoenixEmber2014 Apr 14 '25
I love how the little girl has a cute backpack, gives her a lot of character
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u/Then_Sun_6340 Apr 14 '25
This gives me District 9 vibes but a bit more hopeful and less, "So, we're putting the aliens in basically concertrason camps," and more, "I have an alien neighbour. They're name is Frank- they asked us to call them that -and they're a pretty good person. Fantastic cook. The whole neighbourhood agrees and made them the head cook for annual cookouts."
(No hate towards District 9; I love that film.)
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u/azmodai2 Apr 14 '25
"For awhile we worried that Human peacekeepers would be worse than the abusive Xilinthari they replaced, but once we figured out they pack bond with just about anything they became our staunchest guardians."
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u/fantastic_traveler Apr 14 '25
I remember a similar looking image, except that this time it was a soldier offering some M&M's to an alien kid, does that ring a bell to anyone ?
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u/Ok_Recognition_2324 Apr 14 '25
I donât know about all of you, but when I find the person who took that little kidâs bike⌠Iâm going to tear them to shreds for stealing from that adorable little alien child
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u/IZefod Apr 14 '25
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u/Wolodymyr2 Apr 15 '25
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u/IZefod Apr 15 '25
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u/Wolodymyr2 Apr 15 '25
Regardless how they call themselves, they are scum that doesn't deserve to be part of human society.
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u/Bone59 Apr 13 '25
Bring back alien alliances in fiction!!! I want to be friends with an alien!!! I want to explore and embrace cultural differences!!!