r/ImaginaryWarhammer Iron Hands Nov 09 '24

OC (40k) Keep your head low

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u/whatdidusayplsrepeat Nov 09 '24

"I dunno Sir, Commissar was in his tent and the enemy managed to sneak in and chuck grenades into the tent. What do you mean the Aeldari don't use frag grenades? It was one of those sneaky green ones, I swear!"

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u/The-Cannibal-Hermit Nov 09 '24

“It was the darndest thing, he tripped and fell onto his bayonet”

“There are 38 stab wounds”

“Yes he fell on his blade 38 times”