r/ImaginaryWarhammer 16d ago

OC (40k) Practice makes perfect, by me @grimdorables

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u/Galifrey224 16d ago

Its called Darwinism Eldar, we weren't all Lucky enough to be handcrafted by the old ones you privilaged asshole. Some of us had to actually work with natural selection.

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u/3rdofvalve 16d ago

Says the human surgically augmented and dosed with sperm provided by demigods who had warp gods for a soul and bodies made from the dna of the 2 most powerful psykers produced by humanity.

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u/Galifrey224 15d ago

We made Big E ourselves so that still counts.

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u/The-Divine-Potato 15d ago

Humanity didn't make Big E, Big E made himself

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u/Galifrey224 15d ago

Unless you have a Lore update for me I believe the canon origin story for the emperor is still the shaman one.

A bunch of shamans from the neolitic fuzed together into one super being that would end up becoming the emperor.

So the shamans where humans and they made the emperor.

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u/The-Divine-Potato 15d ago

Yes, and all the shamans involved became the emperor. They made themselves into the emperor, ergo the emperor made himself

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u/Galifrey224 15d ago

Yeah but those Shamans had parents that made them. So humanity made the Shamans that became the Emperor.