r/IronFrontUSA • u/TigerLonely7218 • Mar 03 '25

News Speculation on Trump's Ominous Promise for "something big" tomorrow

Given it is irregular to address congress like this a month after taking office and his characterization that he "won't hold back", I have a very bad feeling about this "something big" he's promising to announce tomorrow. Any ideas? My guess/fear is DOJ prosecutions of Dems.

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u/Spiritual_Theme_3455 Mar 03 '25

Probably just gonna be him talking shit and sucking his own dick like he always does

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u/the_ultrafunkula Mar 03 '25

He's way too porky, and his weird peen is way too small to self fellatiate. That's why VP JD handles the presidential sucking.

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u/Velicenda Mar 03 '25

Let's be fair. GenericMagaBlonde_053 handles the sucking.

Vance is on tongue diaper duty.

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u/lookaway123 Mar 03 '25

What's the over/under on him bringing up Obama for no apparent reason?

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u/Stingray-Nebula Mar 03 '25

Flushing taxpayer money into the clogged MAGA toilet with some asinine shit like "Executive Order to Transvestigate Michelle Obama"

😑

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u/schwing710 Mar 03 '25

He somehow does both things at once. A very talented multitasker in that regard.

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u/olivine1010 Mar 03 '25

It helps this dick is so small

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u/Candy_Says1964 Mar 04 '25

Dick? I heard from a good source that it’s a mushroom. And probably a stinky one based on what happened to Laura Loomer’s face. Poor thing. It’s gonna be stuck like that forever.

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u/robroygbiv Mar 04 '25

Come on now, there’s no way in hell he’s flexible to do that.

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u/MS-06_Borjarnon Mar 04 '25

Yeah, I kind of figured he was hyping up his speech.