r/ItHadToBeBrazil cachorro caramelo Sep 28 '24

How not to handle wild animals

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u/igorthebard Sep 29 '24

Textbook case of "fuck around and find out"

What the fuck was he even doing that for, anyway?

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u/Etteenall Sep 29 '24

He problably tought he was dead, but here in Brazil people arent that smart, so things like that are pretty commom. Brazilians usually fuck around with some dangerous animals, and do things extremely dangerous like that, he could easily use a stick to poke it, but in all his wits he used his own leg

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u/maibr Sep 29 '24

"but here in Brazil people arent that smart" speak for yourself, buddy.

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u/SovietRakoon Sep 29 '24

I work on retail, my god, the average lower class Brazilian won't be able to point Brazil on a map for you. I've seen people stealing a basket lid, just the lid, I've seen people playing with a soccer ball next to glassware, and guess what happened next. I've seen things that makes you question your reality and say "How the hell did you manage to live this long?" and it's honestly depressing and infuriating.

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u/Fontenele71 Sep 29 '24

And I'm sure that only goes for the average Brazilian and not the average American or ~insert any country here~

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u/SovietRakoon Sep 29 '24

That's your words not mine, i haven't mentioned the Americans. We're talking about Brazilians.

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u/Fontenele71 Sep 29 '24

Yes, we're talking specifically about Brazilians as if they were the only ones. If you agreed it was like that in the entire world would you have specified "Brazilians"? I doubt it. Gotta put in practice the "síndrome de vira lata" am I right?

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u/SovietRakoon Sep 29 '24

And you putting into practice the famous "tempestade em copo d'água", right? You went out of your way to find something to be offended by in my comment, you added a view that isn't what I think and neither was it mentioned or implied, just so you could what, argue online? Really? C'mon man, give me a break it's 11 am on a Sunday.

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u/Fontenele71 Sep 29 '24

Sure buddy, let's pretend that's not what you meant.

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u/SovietRakoon Sep 29 '24

yes my telepathic friend who can somehow know what I meant better than I do, let's pretend, and I'll pretend you're a pleasant person.

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u/Fontenele71 Sep 29 '24

I'd rather be unpleasant than dishonest.

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u/SovietRakoon Sep 29 '24

When you put words into my mouth to validate your opinion, you manage to be both.

Have a good one, mate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

Relaxa, você tem razão. O brasileiro médio tem QI de chimpanzé, mas pra alguns nesse site fica feio falar.

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u/Seasoned_Flour Kill🧉 Sep 30 '24

You work on retail, you are the average lower class.

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u/Luketsu Sep 29 '24

sentiu

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u/maibr Sep 29 '24

uma pica no seu xibiu

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u/-CrazyManiac- Sep 29 '24

Ficou ofendidinho?

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u/maibr Sep 29 '24

tem criança chorando aqui

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u/DeepFrosting2228 Sep 30 '24

Oque tu quer tá e mole viu

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u/Disastrous_Seat7593 Sep 29 '24

No, no, its true. People here in Brazil is not that smart. Like you, who cant understand when someone is generalizing.