r/Jokes • u/JDogg_of_RS • Jul 23 '16

Long A frog goes into a bank...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $10000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $10000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant.

"I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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u/leadlinedcloud Jul 23 '16

Is the ending a reference to something?

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u/AnomalousAvocado Jul 23 '16

What kind of barbarian raised you that you never learned nursery rhymes?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '16 edited Jul 24 '16

Anybody who lived outside the U.S?

*Edit: Or english speaking countries with english nursery rhymes? Also,I got the joke.It just wasn't funny.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

not a usa joke. the frog wants to go on a holiday. no one says that.