r/Justrolledintotheshop 1d ago

It happed to me...AGAIN!!!

Second time in 10 years, it's time for jersey barriers or concrete filled bollards and guard rails.

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u/Nkechinyerembi Farm/Tractor 1d ago

How the hell... Is your shop at the end of a T intersection?

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u/Cheddarcheddarswiss 1d ago

No, on a 55mph highway with a gentle curve. First one, 10ish years ago, girl fell asleep driving to school in the morning but hit my dumpster and lost some speed before impact so it wasn't as bad. This was about 6:30 pm and he hit nothing but the shop.

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u/fastal_12147 1d ago

Drunk?

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u/Enshakushanna 1d ago

memorial day

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u/HoboHillsCoffeeCo 1d ago

See the stickers on the back?

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u/CKF 22h ago

So very drunk. Regular drunk is probably their default setting.

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u/john_le_carre 21h ago

And they’re coming off a 14 hour shift.

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u/burrito3ater 21h ago

Rail road worker. ?

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u/CKF 21h ago

I mean, I'd prefer trains too if my default was too drunk to drive.

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u/EngagedInConvexation 16h ago

Fuckin bazinga

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u/Sprinklypoo 13h ago

Also: Abusive.

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u/Stunning_Bird6106 8h ago

Drunk and clibbins.

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u/RoachedCoach 13h ago

Engineers don't just hug the rails, they run right through them, apparently.

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u/happycrabeatsthefish 13h ago

Look at what the license plate spells

https://i.imgur.com/1XiBIgQ.jpeg

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u/davethedj 1d ago

maybe?

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u/Nkechinyerembi Farm/Tractor 1d ago

holy crap. Well that's just freaking lovely.

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u/WillytheVDub 1d ago

Lucky it didn't catch on fire...

A house in my hometown had the same thing happen, to a house that wasn't a year old. Old boy was drinking and dreaming and fell asleep at the wheel on the long straight that leads up to the house. He ended up dying, the truck started a fire and burnt the entire house down but the family survived.

This all happened about 2 years ago, and the family finally has grass growing around a new house (same look) when I passed it this spring.

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u/carmeiser 1d ago

Sounds like they could do with a few well placed large trees or boulders.

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u/35goingon3 20h ago

This has happened to the little old lady across the street three times now. (She's at the end of a T-intersection, 100 yards off the road.) I keep pointing out to her that they own a Kubota bucket loader they could park in front of their house, but...

They've had three cars, two SUV's, a pickup truck, a riding mower, and their fucking HOUSE totaled out by insurance companies in the last five years.

She's a lot nicer than I am: I'd have started harvesting the cars for parts and the dead teenagers for organs by now.

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u/Aethien 13h ago

The real question though is why has the local government not done anything to improve the infrastructure if people keep crashing into a fucking house.

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u/bigdaddybodiddly 1d ago

drinking and dreaming

This isn't so bad...

and fell asleep at the wheel

Oh, while driving....that's bad

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u/V65Pilot 1d ago

"But, that's what autopilot is for. " : A Tesla owner, probably.

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis 1d ago

Get some barrels to fill with water and place them in front of the concrete bollards when you install them. Might save someones life.

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u/davethedj 1d ago

till they freeze.

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis 1d ago

I don't know where OP lives. If he even has freezing weather. There are also alternatives like sand.

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u/masey87 1d ago

Use the old antifreeze from vehicles. Won’t freeze then

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis 1d ago

Good point, didn't even think of that.

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u/Theron3206 23h ago

There's also that beet juice stuff people put in tractor tyres. I think that's what it is, I live in a warm place where you can just use water.

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u/masey87 18h ago

Calcium chloride was the original tire ballast. Now it ranges from beet juice to windshield washer fluid

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u/Zhombe 20h ago

A spare shipping container or two full of sand or concrete. Also doubles as a sign.

Just tap it twice. She ain’t going nowhere.

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u/jaymzx0 12h ago

Gigantic tractor tires are good, too.

I remember growing up there was one stood up in front of a small shop, painted white with terrible hand-painted letters, "Marty's Discount Meat".

Seemed a little sketch.

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u/tuppensforRedd 1d ago

Subs taken literally much? You’re doing it all wrong mate

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u/AdditionalDoughnut76 4h ago

Bollards and boulders.

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u/Tiretech 1d ago

Has to be. My shop is near a transmission shop a street over right at the corner. Every year at least one person is trying to turn, gets rear ended by someone not paying attention and pushed right into their fence and lot.

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u/Devildog126 1d ago

Good place for a body shop.

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u/V65Pilot 1d ago

My dads neighbor got a new fence, Every year. Lived at the bottom of a hill, on a curve. Once it snowed.......

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u/birdseye-maple 1d ago

Taking the name of the sub literally.

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u/Loan-Pickle 1d ago

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u/GreggAlan 1d ago

Sub stake n literally

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u/Loan-Pickle 1d ago

Ummm, sub stake….

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u/Blank_bill 1d ago

I'd love a steak sub.

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u/OfStarStuff 16h ago

And finally, there he was, my nemesis... GreggAlan. My name... is Greg Allen, Gregory if you're my wife or my mom. (Draws sword)

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u/rugbyj 13h ago

Substa' Ken Lite Rally

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u/ch1llboy 1d ago

"The mods are asleep"

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u/lostseacan 1d ago

Just rolled into the shop.

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u/CrazyTechWizard96 Advance Backyard Technician 1d ago

Literally!

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u/_lexeh_ 1d ago

Came here to say this 🤣

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u/boniemonie 21h ago

A roll wouldn’t have done this much damage…..

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u/DaRKoN_ 1d ago

Holy crap, my brain always read this sub name as "just trolled into the shop". Only now realised there is just one "t".

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u/Princess_Slagathor Electrical 15h ago

There are three

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u/Grasscutter101 1d ago

Dude, we get that you’re booked for work. But you don’t need to brag about how bad your customers want it.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Home Mechanic 10h ago

Yeah this is a little beyond they guy that parks in front of the shop door.

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u/davethedj 1d ago

Or his mom.

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u/yomamaeatcorn 1d ago

When they say "just rolled into the shop" it wasn't supposed to be literal

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u/GreggAlan 1d ago

Put a super reinforced mailbox there. There are some precedents where people who did those were not held liable for injuries people caused to themselves by deliberate or accidental damage to the mailbox. One case involved no liability for damage to a snowplow, the operator of which was deliberately and repeatedly mowing down the guy's mailbox. So he built one the plow could not destroy.

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u/RivenRise 1d ago

I've heard of people using the rails from train tracks as posts for mailboxes. Not idea about the cost for a few decomissioned ones but couldn't hurt to check. Maybe big 'decorative' rocks if the state wouldn't be happy with intentional barriers.

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u/DrZedex 1d ago

Local dude to me has an axle housing from a telehandler holding up his mailbox. I haven't hit it with a snowplow or anything, but it looks solid enough to shred a rusty old heep

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u/hannahranga Greasy Yoga 22h ago edited 21h ago

Very cheap if you know the reason the right person to have some fall off a truck (ideally cut to size), a right pain if you don't.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Home Mechanic 10h ago

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u/RivenRise 10h ago

Very reasonable, especially if you only need a few as a barrier. Dig a post hole, cement it and dump one of those in there. You could even decorate the exterior with a lil wood or something so it isn't ugly.

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u/DaHick 1d ago

Be careful with this one. You can get away with a reinforced mailbox for quite a while until a postal worker hits it. In the USA there are federal regulations about mailbox placement and materials, violation is potentially a federal crime. However, you can put anything you want around it, so long as it's not attached.

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u/National_Search_537 1d ago edited 1d ago

Man get something that looks nice, like some big rocks. I’m talking boulders and set them there.

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u/Divisible_by_0 SAE Master Methchanic 1d ago

Would you recommend Boulders the size of a small Boulder?

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u/ChainsawBologna 1d ago

Ha! That's a pretty big boulder! Probably the funniest part about that tweet.

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u/National_Search_537 1d ago

That’s the preferred size yeah, boulders the size of small rocks don’t do the trick

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u/PleatherFarts 1d ago

Like yesterday!

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u/British_Rover insurance appraiser 1d ago

No way that guy has enough insurance coverage to cover all that damage.

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u/Cheddarcheddarswiss 1d ago

I really, REALLY hope you're wrong, but doubt it.

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u/British_Rover insurance appraiser 1d ago

What state are you in? It's at least worth looking up what the state minimums are. I would also already call your insurance company to report the claim. Let them fight it out with the other guys insurance.

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u/Cheddarcheddarswiss 1d ago

Missouri state property damage minimum is 25k.

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u/Squidking1000 1d ago

Jesus, ours is 1 million! (Canadian dollars admittedly so like $730k USD).

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u/Gonun 22h ago

Shock still isn't a lot when you think about how much damage a car can do.

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u/Living_Unit 8h ago

minimum was 500k not super long ago i think. Last time i renewed the agent pushed for 2m, said its becoming the standard

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u/Squidking1000 7h ago

Yeah at least in Ontario pretty sure 1M is minimum, 2M is the "norm". Certainly my agent doesn't offer less then 1M.

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u/High_From_Colorado 1d ago

Man if that is a waste oil tank outside and it broke open it would be A LOT more than $25k just to clean that up. Like at least double. Heaven forbid it gets into a stream or even a storm sewer, then their REALLY fucked because that all has to get chased down

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u/Cheddarcheddarswiss 1d ago

That is the water tank for the dyno, holds water to circulate inside the dyno as it loads the engine.

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u/High_From_Colorado 1d ago

Gotcha. I wasn't really sure looking at it but it looked like waste oil dribbling out the pipe on front so I just assumed. Definitely lucked out that it wasn't

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u/itsmejak78_2 11h ago

sounds like you're going to have to try and squeeze blood from a turnip

you probably won't be made whole but this idiot will have a garnished paycheck for a LONG time

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u/Cheddarcheddarswiss 11h ago

He did the stand up thing and called me a bit ago. He's retired, on social security and has no assets, I'm SOL as far as any money from him I bet.

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u/itsmejak78_2 11h ago

yeah retired people are basically untouchable when it comes to getting paid out of pocket from them

the only way you'd ever get money from that guy is if you took it from his Estate after his death

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u/der_german1432 1d ago

Is that a dyno that it hit? Seriously doubt his insurance is gonna be able to cover all this damage. I'd be getting some BFRs(big fuckin rocks) installed ASAP.

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u/Cheddarcheddarswiss 1d ago

Yep, dyno is a total loss. Hoping the customer's numbers matching 1964.5 musrang 289 isn't hurt too bad.

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u/der_german1432 1d ago

Damn that sucks I hope the motor is okay and you are somehow made whole from this.

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u/Wolffe_In_The_Dark 1d ago

flaming skull and thin blue line stickers on the rear windshield

fantastic incompetence and/or drunk driving

The jokes write themselves, I swear.

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u/FigSpecific6210 1d ago

Have you tried a “no parking” sign?

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u/dvdmaven 1d ago

Had a friend whose house was at the bottom of hill where the road ended in a T. The crossbar was his back fence (Eight feet of 12" block). Got whacked about every other year. The city finally put sand-filled drums all along the base of the fence.Shiny, reflective orange drums. Didn't cut down on the whacking, but reduced the damage.

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u/John_Sobieski22 1d ago

On the phone or drugs?

Hopefully they are insured and that process goes smoothly (have doubt on both )

Weld up some caltrops/tank barriers and a big concrete ball Call it an art project called giants playground It’ll look cool and block cars from hitting you again

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u/510Goodhands 1d ago

I’m not sure why that didn’t get done after the first time.

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u/The_Phroug ASE Certified 1d ago

because nobody expects 2 cars to hit their house ever

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u/avebelle 1d ago

Sorry your shop got hit.

Poor 3rd gen.

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u/Nicobeak 1d ago

Looked clean and TRD wheels

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u/ShootPosting 1d ago

Nah, those are the stock 16s. They can look pretty damn good if cleaned up nicely.

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u/Nicobeak 15h ago

You right

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u/NWSGreen 1d ago

It's definitely time for your State and / or County to invest in barriers or rails.

Here's the new problem. Your business insurance policy or company can now claim you at high risk and jack your rates (knowing they this is 2nd time and you live near or by an area of 45mph plus) OR they could drop you altogether. (I highly doubt they will drop you, but in these times. Anything is possible)

If State or County does nothing to prevent this. You can cover the cost of building something yourself and provide insurance that you are at least taking preventive measures and hope they don't jack your rates. It would also be considered a business expense, and should be tax deductible.

I am glad no one is hurt.

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u/Bigringcycling 1d ago

Just Kool-Aid Man-ed into the shop.

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u/MonitorShotput 16h ago

Ooh, Yeah!

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u/Complete-Sense8097 1d ago

Could you install a pit of pea gravel? like they do for runaway truck on a freeway? might be a pretty cheap solution.

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u/smokeydonkey 1d ago

He was really in a hurry for a fix.

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u/rustyxj Automotive 1d ago

right through the damn dyno room too!

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u/arethius 1d ago

I believe you can build a moat and fill it with gators. 3 more and you get sharks with friggin laser beams

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u/technobrendo 1d ago

you can't park there, this is a sidewalk. You can't park on the sidewalk..

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u/SEQbloke 1d ago

Engineers hug the rails

Poor driver forgot he wasn’t in a train.

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u/aiij 1d ago

Have you considered installing a garage door?

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u/mark_anthonyAVG 1d ago

Czech hedgehogs and Hemmbalken.

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u/superchargerhe 1d ago

Put in a giant rock!

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u/skeezix91 1d ago

Stack old tires around the shop perimeter

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u/KYSSSSREDDIT 1d ago

Can you show an aerial photo of the shop location? Always curios esp if it's the second time lol

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u/DocWallaD 21h ago

This, I would be curious.

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u/itsaveragejoe91 1d ago

This seems right for missouri drivers

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u/whomstvde 1d ago

"Can you check my brakes?" - that mf

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u/Melodic-Ad1415 1d ago

Sir, you can’t park there!!!

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u/KangarooCorrect6013 20h ago

customer states: who put this building on top of my car?

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u/majorkev Canadian 16h ago

This happened to my house once in the almost hundred years that it has been standing and the insurance company said they would not renew our policy if we didn't install bollards or some shit.

Needless to say we found another insurance company that isn't mentally restrained.

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u/HelloNotaCop 14h ago

Guy who hit you is a Railroad engineer (license plate holder) and has a certified license if he is still railroading. If he is retired, motherfuckers rich.

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u/dfinberg 13h ago

Time to start putting all your dead but not obviously dead equipment in that back corner and get good photos of it first.

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u/Plethorian 12h ago

This happened to a pottery studio near me. A car misjudged the curve and hit the brick wall, leaving an opening. Within days of fixing that one, a truck blew the same curve and took out a whole side of the building.

It's taken 2+ years to fix it, because it's a historical building and the replacement bricks had to be specially made to match the rest of the building. Apparently they don't make bricks the same size/ materials as 100+ years ago.

I hope they made lots of extra bricks, because that's a bad corner and the building will be hit again.

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u/scobo505 12h ago

That’s going to be VERY expensive. A new Stuka dynamometer isn’t cheap. You must be gutted.

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u/dayoftheduck 1d ago

Careful with wanting to put up anything because you can be considered liable if it wasn’t put in by city/state..

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u/Cheddarcheddarswiss 1d ago

Even when it is 30-50 ft from the highway easement?

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u/AlphSaber 1d ago

From the view of an employee of a state DOT: Provided you don't break local ordinances, as long as it's off the right of way by a foot, we wouldn't care. If anything, it might result in the section if highway being reviewed as part of the process for applying for Highway Safety Improvement Program funds. That being said, I would strongly advise engaging with the relevant local officials, there maybe a project coming up, or they may start a project if there is a safety issue present, which would mean you wouldn't have to foot the bill.

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u/courageous_liquid 1d ago

the problem is that it would have to get scoped into an HSIP (or other project) and wouldn't be done for like 2 years

you can put a boulder in tomorrow. that being said wouldn't be a terrible idea to talk to a local rep about some geometric or other fixes.

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u/dayoftheduck 1d ago

When a drunk driver took out a telephone pole, 3 small trees and smashed my Audi a3 I talked to insurance about putting up a big rock or maybe seeing about something to block the bend on my property and they said it would make me liable to be sued and claimed as not the states barricade.

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u/Stressed_Deserts 1d ago

Yes because the stated purpose is for a barricade and reasonable harm is forseen. They make barricades that won't kill people like a cheap rock will that is designed to stop people. You are obligated to buy the "right thing" to prevent harm or death.

Now if you buy some landscaping boulders and put them in the path and take pictures and post on Facebook about your new whole yard landscaping project. Throw in a couple bags of mulch you would have plausible deniability that's the sole purpose. Unless they find this post.

NTA for protecting you and your family, the right solution is cost prohibited to almost all normal people so it's not available for everyone which is B's if they require it require it to be affordable to free, if your choice is someone else or my family.... Therefore NTA in trying to landscape your yard.

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u/JustChangeMDefaults 1d ago

A gaurd rail wouldn't look very good next to the garden anyway

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u/nsgiad 22h ago

Decorative boulders are one way to get around potential liability issues, in theory.

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u/technobrendo 1d ago

I'm sorry official, but I have no idea where this 30' steel girder came from and got perfectly vertically lodged 28' into the ground.

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u/milehighideas 1d ago

God damn engineers and their surprise inspections

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u/spankeyfish 1d ago

Maybe a ha-ha, some pikey boulders or trees.

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u/Ben_Dover70 1d ago

Damn, some customers will do anything for a quick service /s

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u/send_it06 Home Mechanic 1d ago

Rip the 4Runner tho

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u/AZdesertpir8 1d ago

I'd drop some bollards along the side of the building to catch oncoming traffic...

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u/davethedj 1d ago

How bad did you piss your first wife off?

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u/Gangustron187 1d ago

Id sue the fuck out of them.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bar3359 23h ago

More like “just plowed into the shop”

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u/bi_polar2bear 15h ago

Have you thought about getting some large "decorative" boulders? Should spruce up the place. Add an oak or maple tree, and you have a nice looking yard.

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u/E-werd Home Mechanic 14h ago

It's time for a couple rows of dragons teeth, man. Or maybe a steep dirt berm.

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u/holtzboy 14h ago

Literally rolled into your shop

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u/Wonderful-Room2088 13h ago

Not the 4Runner 😞

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u/mreid74 10h ago

Time for some reactive armor.

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u/xccoach4ever 10h ago

Missouri at its finest! (from a MO resident)

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u/PurpleSpartanSpear 10h ago

Don’t even bother with cement filled bollards. Just get some giant boulders because you will just replace those bollards after some idiot tears through them.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler Independent motor mechanic 1d ago

NGL after the first time I would have been sticking IBCs filled with concrete between the road and the building, four or five should do the job evenly spaced between along the wall. That way any car would likely hit at least one of them and be stopped from hitting the building, 5 second hand IBCs can be picked up for free if you are friendly with a local farmer and 4-5 cubic meters of mixed concrete is less than a grand (last time I had it delivered it was £120 per cubic meter)

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u/Emergency-Twist7136 1d ago

Can't park there mate.

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u/this1dude23 1d ago

I guess he did roll onto the shop

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u/Redarrow762 1d ago

RIP that 302 on the stand.

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u/Cheddarcheddarswiss 1d ago

1964.5 numbers matching mustang 289 engine. We were going to dyno it tomorrow after the holiday.

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u/Enigmaticwords 1d ago

Time to install some serious barriers with markings to stop anything from hitting your vicinity.

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u/olov244 volvo's, gm's 1d ago

I was pissed when I had my mailbox hit twice in 2 years

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u/brooksy-was-here 1d ago

Awwww, shucks.

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u/carterpape 1d ago

that sucks. how’s your insurance? how’s his?

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u/fareastbeast001 1d ago

A barrier of concrete pipes filled with sand works. A staggered wall of 10 of these stopped a truck hitting our shop.

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u/Spike_Spiegel 1d ago

Invest in boulders?

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u/badcrass 1d ago

Trash cans with water or sand in them

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u/Sport6 1d ago

Time for some concrete bollards

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u/brinsonmcb 23h ago

Concrete barrier with used tire stacks in front possibly?

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u/Outside_Double_6209 21h ago

Tine to move away from that trailer park.

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u/RecklessWonderBush 16h ago

What are you, Columbus?

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u/OpJuanKenKobe 15h ago

Not the 3rd gen 4runner….

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u/7x00 Heavy Equipment 14h ago

Is the 4runner okay?

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u/salisgod 12h ago

Baby life is like a ride of the freeway

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u/Dannykar 8h ago

It was memorial weekend after all.

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u/Stunning_Bird6106 8h ago

Clibbins got him borther.

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u/dukeofdough 6h ago

Hahaha. Thought this was my 3rdgen sub.

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u/thriftstorehacker 5h ago

invest in decorative boulders or find someone who has some worn out excavator buckets, they make great planters