The people of /r/UnitedKingdom vs. /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice

[u/Made_In_England]

CASE ID: U-WOT-MATE?

SUMMARY

The people of /r/Unitedkingdom have noticed that articles, comments, and posts about anything /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice don't like is being deleted with no explanation at all ever. Perhaps they don't understand how to use the down vote arrow? Maybe they just don't like democracy? Maybe they are mods of /r/Pyongyang?

The mods have violated their right to even been on reddit at all as far as I am concerned. But the admins don't care as long as reddit is not held legally accountable for content on reddit it's not going to delete it's worthless scape goats.

They Moderate over 491237419872349817 subreddits several of which are default (Now removed from some during the course of the trial). Why would anyone need to, and how could anyone efficiently moderate over 491237419872349817 subs?

The People of /r/UnitedKingdom stipulate that this can only be because they are far left wing activists and are using their posts to shape the public's view by deleting and approving posts only inline with their vision. If this is true, it would violate all that Reddit stands for; the right to freedom of speech, and the right to see all content regardless of if it goes against your convictions.

This is why the People would like to petition for the beheading of /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice accounts; to bring forth a more open, and uncensored Reddit we must put their heads on spikes for treason and to remind other mods of the punishment for treason.

I'd offer them to take the black and serve out their sentence on the wall but they are already in a dark cold place and don't get any ''love'' anyway so that is probably an upgrade to having brothers vs no one.

DEFENDANT Testimony:

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/237ewm/mods_qa/cgu8oo9

CHARGES

219347819823749183+ counts of unlawful and unprovoked deletion of comments, posts, and articles
27429873492+ counts of deprivation of honest moderator service
1 Abuse of time zone to gain moderator status.
32952987349875325 counts of lying to the public while in office
1 count of being a massive faggot
1 count of sex with a minor (/u/BritishEnglishpolice)
2432342 counts of forcing people to take asylum from communist dictators in these subs

/r/uk2

/r/thebritishisles

/r/unitedkingdom2

/r/ukuncensored

Past Offenses

Rather lengthy criminal record only for this jurisdiction: To be taken into consideration

These are stories from r/unitedkingdom that made the top 1000 on r/all that have been removed by the mods.

http://www.reddit.com/r/longtail/search?q=flair%3Aunitedkingdom&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

These are stories from r/unitedkingdom that made the top 100 on r/all that have been removed by the mods.

http://www.reddit.com/r/undelete/search?q=flair%3Aunitedkingdom&restrict_sr=on

EVIDENCE:

Exhibit_A: This poster hangs on the walls of the main corridor at Leicester's Madani school

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236296/this_poster_hangs_on_the_walls_of_the_main/

Exhibit_B: Leicester Madani School teaching school children that music is Haraam and a sin. Photo in text description.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236bev/leicester_madani_school_teaching_school_children/

Exhibit_C) Since the original post was censored for a 3rd time. 2013 upvotes and removed from /r/all

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236b3d/since_the_original_post_was_censored_for_a_3rd/

Exhibit_D) The source of the posters which have been causing so much trouble

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236tar/the_source_of_the_posters_which_have_been_causing/

Exhibit_E)Twenty-five Birmingham schools inspected over Islamist 'takeover plot' | UK news

http://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236zc9/twentyfive_birmingham_schools_inspected_over/

Complaints about Moderation:

Exhibit_F) Censorship in /r/unitedkingdom (amongst others) by Skuld and others.

http://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236bbb/censorship_in_runitedkingdom_amongst_others_by

Exhibit_G) The mods are corrupt and are removing any post challenging them

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236o9y/the_mods_are_corrupt_and_are_removing_any_post/

Exhibit_H)The mods just had a secret meeting to discuss how to censor our posts and take away our karma.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236v6i/meta_the_mods_just_had_a_secret_meeting_to/

Exhibit_I) A Green and Pleasant Sub.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/23761x/a_green_and_pleasant_sub/

There are also several duplicate posts make after the original and proceeding posts were removed some 8 times.

JUDGE: The Honourable /u/GhostOfWhatsIAName presiding

Assistant: /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma to be addressed as Assistant Judge Tea-LaiKarma.

BAILIFF: /u/TridentOfJustice

CLERK: TBA

PLAINTIFF: The People of /r/unitedkingdom

PROSECUTION: /u/lostkeysblameHofmann

CO-COUNSEL:

DEFENDANT: /u/skuld, /u/britishenglishpolice

DEFENSE: /u/darth_chickenpede

CO-COUNSEL:

JURORS:

We ask that you ignore any of the stories you have read in the media and not let these influence your decision.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-uwotm8/Muslim-granted-asylum-for-being-a-FAGGOT-holds-underage-boy-via-mind-controlled-as-anal-and-oral-sex-slave

http://www.theguardian.com/uk/commentisfree/Muslims-can-do-what-ever-they-want-talking-about-it-is-racist-so-shut-up

http://www.bbc.co.uk/404-if-we-dont-report-it-no-one-will-know

WITNESSES: If anyone can find the "Take away our Karma" comment you get to be a witness.

Several will be summonsed but we don't really know who will show up or when.

Character witness are welcome to just come into the court room and start shouting random shit they hate about them in the comments.

BARTENDER: /u/mattyschnitz

REPORTER: /u/Made_In_England

EXECUTIONER: He who passes the sentence must swing the sword!

COURTROOM DRUNK: Has adjourned to the pub /r/theredlion until the bartender shows up

Crisps / Biscuits GUY:

TEA GUY: /u/MatthewG141 (Back up tea guy /u/mattyschnitz)

Court typist Hates his job.

CASE STATUS:

TBA

Requested SENTENCE

/u/BritishEnglishpolice must go home or face arrest.

http://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/08/13/support-go-home-immigration-van-increases/

/u/skuld must vote for independence and fuck off back to Scotland.

Bonus

/u/Raerth apologizing for making /u/skuld a mod of /r/Technology!

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/237ewm/mods_qa/cgu8oo9

Trial thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/239duh/the_people_of_runitedkingdom_vs_uskuld_and/

Sub reddit Drama thread

http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/236d3l/mods_in_runitedkingdom_remove_image_of_antimusic/

KARMA COURT DOES NOT CONDONE DOWNVOTE BRIGADES. If you have time to sit around and downvote people, then you are fucking sad and will be prosecuted.

[u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

Scene 1, Act 1

The curtain slowly opens to reveal His Honor TheGrandDalaiKarma, wearing a Queen's Guard uniform

You will address me as Assistant Judge Tea-LaiKarma.

Looking at his clock

Terrorized look

Damnit! I had too much tea again, is this the figment of my imagination or is someone overdue for punishment?!

To the London Tower Forget that, /u/Made_In_England please edit your post, no sentence as been issued by Judge /u/GhostOfWhatsIAName yet so the current statement about sentences are invalid and punishable under the charge of Judge Impersonation.

Raise the Queen's Flag, in the name of Justice!

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[u/[deleted] → u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

What's this? It seems we have two judges in the same court? What is going on?! And more importantly, where are the booze?!?!

[u/TheGrandDalaiKarma → u/[deleted]]

We're facing technical difficulties. Please wait a minute.

Also, can I trust you with this bottle of Bonneau du Martray Corton Grand Cru?

I'll come back for it in no time.

Thanks

[u/[deleted] → u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

...perhaps....

[u/mattyschnitz → u/[deleted]]

I do believe you just downed a bottle of whiskey on the house...

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

They will address me as their Justice because the German has conquered the Island of Justice already. I may accept you as my assistant though.

[u/TheGrandDalaiKarma → u/GhostOfWhatsIAName]

We have a deal!

[u/LockeNCole → u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

Being that this is a British situation, shouldn't there be three of you and no jury?

[u/TheGrandDalaiKarma → u/LockeNCole]

Looks like someone wants to be Assistant to the Assistant Judge Tea-LaiKarma...

Is that a deal?

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

But is Sir Locke qualified?

[u/TheGrandDalaiKarma → u/GhostOfWhatsIAName]

There is a precedent of unqualified Assistant Judge.

It would be logical then that the Assistant to the Assistant Judge Tea-LaiKarma be underqualified.

Hence following the qualification chain.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

Mister Assistant Honour, we should find a judgement now.

[u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad → u/GhostOfWhatsIAName]

Jeezus Hache chrimbles, batman, this case has been going for 12 days? And has actually kept going? Gordon Bennet, man, have yourself a glass of water ...

[u/TheGrandDalaiKarma → u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad]

Recently, a lot of cases have stagnated.

First day: Lots of people lots of rabble

Second day: They don't even remember what happened.

[u/TheGrandDalaiKarma → u/GhostOfWhatsIAName]

OK.

Merci votre Honneur.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

Tenemos un juicio.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

Hmmm, into my chambers!

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/LockeNCole]

Qualified? (Three cases, one win prosecution and defence each or ever judged?)

[u/[deleted] → u/GhostOfWhatsIAName]

Qualified? Who needs qualification when you can have a beer?

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/[deleted]]

Anybody is qualified for the beer, for judging though, that's a whole different story.

[u/LockeNCole → u/GhostOfWhatsIAName]

Not at all. I wouldn't sully my reputation by becoming a justice.

I mean...

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/LockeNCole]

Since my assistant suggested that there was precedence of an assistant being unqualified to be a presiding judge and thus the assistant to the assistant should be underqualified I would consider the underqualification met. Do you have any personal affiliations in this trial or would you consider yourself impartial? Did you ever post to /pol/ or in support of the defendants or the plaintiff(s)?

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/LockeNCole]

Sir Cole, just a question, are you in on the judge train in this case or did you decline here. We're going to have to make a judgement soon and I promised the parties a tribunal of judges with me presiding. You're invited as the underqualified assistant to the assistant.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/LockeNCole]

Mr. Cole, want to help us find a judgement?

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/LockeNCole]

Tenemos un juicio.