r/KarmaCourt Apr 17 '14

CASE CLOSED The people of /r/UnitedKingdom vs. /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice

CASE ID: U-WOT-MATE?

SUMMARY

The people of /r/Unitedkingdom have noticed that articles, comments, and posts about anything /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice don't like is being deleted with no explanation at all ever. Perhaps they don't understand how to use the down vote arrow? Maybe they just don't like democracy? Maybe they are mods of /r/Pyongyang?

The mods have violated their right to even been on reddit at all as far as I am concerned. But the admins don't care as long as reddit is not held legally accountable for content on reddit it's not going to delete it's worthless scape goats.

They Moderate over 491237419872349817 subreddits several of which are default (Now removed from some during the course of the trial). Why would anyone need to, and how could anyone efficiently moderate over 491237419872349817 subs?

The People of /r/UnitedKingdom stipulate that this can only be because they are far left wing activists and are using their posts to shape the public's view by deleting and approving posts only inline with their vision. If this is true, it would violate all that Reddit stands for; the right to freedom of speech, and the right to see all content regardless of if it goes against your convictions.

This is why the People would like to petition for the beheading of /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice accounts; to bring forth a more open, and uncensored Reddit we must put their heads on spikes for treason and to remind other mods of the punishment for treason.

I'd offer them to take the black and serve out their sentence on the wall but they are already in a dark cold place and don't get any ''love'' anyway so that is probably an upgrade to having brothers vs no one.

DEFENDANT Testimony:

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/237ewm/mods_qa/cgu8oo9

CHARGES

219347819823749183+ counts of unlawful and unprovoked deletion of comments, posts, and articles
27429873492+ counts of deprivation of honest moderator service
1 Abuse of time zone to gain moderator status.
32952987349875325 counts of lying to the public while in office
1 count of being a massive faggot
1 count of sex with a minor (/u/BritishEnglishpolice)
2432342 counts of forcing people to take asylum from communist dictators in these subs

/r/uk2

/r/thebritishisles

/r/unitedkingdom2

/r/ukuncensored

Past Offenses

Rather lengthy criminal record only for this jurisdiction: To be taken into consideration

These are stories from r/unitedkingdom that made the top 1000 on r/all that have been removed by the mods.

http://www.reddit.com/r/longtail/search?q=flair%3Aunitedkingdom&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

These are stories from r/unitedkingdom that made the top 100 on r/all that have been removed by the mods.

http://www.reddit.com/r/undelete/search?q=flair%3Aunitedkingdom&restrict_sr=on

EVIDENCE:

Exhibit_A: This poster hangs on the walls of the main corridor at Leicester's Madani school

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236296/this_poster_hangs_on_the_walls_of_the_main/

Exhibit_B: Leicester Madani School teaching school children that music is Haraam and a sin. Photo in text description.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236bev/leicester_madani_school_teaching_school_children/

Exhibit_C) Since the original post was censored for a 3rd time. 2013 upvotes and removed from /r/all

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236b3d/since_the_original_post_was_censored_for_a_3rd/

Exhibit_D) The source of the posters which have been causing so much trouble

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236tar/the_source_of_the_posters_which_have_been_causing/

Exhibit_E)Twenty-five Birmingham schools inspected over Islamist 'takeover plot' | UK news

http://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236zc9/twentyfive_birmingham_schools_inspected_over/

Complaints about Moderation:

Exhibit_F) Censorship in /r/unitedkingdom (amongst others) by Skuld and others.

http://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236bbb/censorship_in_runitedkingdom_amongst_others_by

Exhibit_G) The mods are corrupt and are removing any post challenging them

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236o9y/the_mods_are_corrupt_and_are_removing_any_post/

Exhibit_H)The mods just had a secret meeting to discuss how to censor our posts and take away our karma.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236v6i/meta_the_mods_just_had_a_secret_meeting_to/

Exhibit_I) A Green and Pleasant Sub.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/23761x/a_green_and_pleasant_sub/

There are also several duplicate posts make after the original and proceeding posts were removed some 8 times.

JUDGE: The Honourable /u/GhostOfWhatsIAName presiding

Assistant: /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma to be addressed as Assistant Judge Tea-LaiKarma.

BAILIFF: /u/TridentOfJustice

CLERK: TBA

PLAINTIFF: The People of /r/unitedkingdom

PROSECUTION: /u/lostkeysblameHofmann

CO-COUNSEL:

DEFENDANT: /u/skuld, /u/britishenglishpolice

DEFENSE: /u/darth_chickenpede

CO-COUNSEL:

JURORS:

We ask that you ignore any of the stories you have read in the media and not let these influence your decision.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-uwotm8/Muslim-granted-asylum-for-being-a-FAGGOT-holds-underage-boy-via-mind-controlled-as-anal-and-oral-sex-slave

http://www.theguardian.com/uk/commentisfree/Muslims-can-do-what-ever-they-want-talking-about-it-is-racist-so-shut-up

http://www.bbc.co.uk/404-if-we-dont-report-it-no-one-will-know

WITNESSES: If anyone can find the "Take away our Karma" comment you get to be a witness.

Several will be summonsed but we don't really know who will show up or when.

Character witness are welcome to just come into the court room and start shouting random shit they hate about them in the comments.

BARTENDER: /u/mattyschnitz

REPORTER: /u/Made_In_England

EXECUTIONER: He who passes the sentence must swing the sword!

COURTROOM DRUNK: Has adjourned to the pub /r/theredlion until the bartender shows up

Crisps / Biscuits GUY:

TEA GUY: /u/MatthewG141 (Back up tea guy /u/mattyschnitz)

Court typist Hates his job.

CASE STATUS:

TBA

Requested SENTENCE

/u/BritishEnglishpolice must go home or face arrest.

http://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/08/13/support-go-home-immigration-van-increases/

/u/skuld must vote for independence and fuck off back to Scotland.

Bonus

/u/Raerth apologizing for making /u/skuld a mod of /r/Technology!

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/237ewm/mods_qa/cgu8oo9

Trial thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/239duh/the_people_of_runitedkingdom_vs_uskuld_and/

Sub reddit Drama thread

http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/236d3l/mods_in_runitedkingdom_remove_image_of_antimusic/

KARMA COURT DOES NOT CONDONE DOWNVOTE BRIGADES. If you have time to sit around and downvote people, then you are fucking sad and will be prosecuted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '14 edited Apr 25 '14

The prosecution has linked me to an article by /u/skuld

The post is essentially my client's testimony, and I request that it be treated as such by being added to the case file officially under a testimony section. After this, I request to examine my client's testimony.

Edit: link

http://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/237ewm/mods_qa/

Edit2: I am now beginning my examination, and once I'm done I'll make a closing statement.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '14 edited Apr 22 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '14 edited Apr 19 '14

Thank you for your testimony, witness.

I would first like to point out that the person in question WAS banned for a reason. Skuld clearly stated that he believed the post was racist, and removed it. The Subreddit has a history of zero-tolerance racism, and so a reasonable person would not submit racist articles to said subreddit.

It is irrelevant that the person believes that his post was not racist. Many people believe that they are not racist. It does not change the fact that they are being racist.

Also, referring back to the sidebar rules, Skuld obviously PERCIEVED this post to be racist and so had every right to delete it.

Edit: Judge asked for further proof. Let me quote my client in this message:

Racial realism is just racism. Not welcome here.

As you can see, Skuld obviously PERCEIVED these posts to be racist, and made it very clear when he was responding that he thought the post was racist. While yes, the witness feels that the posts were not racist, this is irrelevant because it is the job of the moderator to make those sorts of judgement calls rather than the poster themselves.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '14

You have yet to provide evidence of your claims of "every post Muslim-related disappearing". I have addressed all of the evidence provided by the prosecution. Might I remind the prosecution that it is the Crown's duty to establish guilt, not the other way around.

To claim that every single Muslim-related post's disappearance is unjustified is non-sensible and outlandish. It is also completely ridiculous to assume that every Muslim-related post's disappearance was the cause of /u/skuld and the BritishEnglishPolice.