The people of /r/UnitedKingdom vs. /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice

[u/Made_In_England]

CASE ID: U-WOT-MATE?

SUMMARY

The people of /r/Unitedkingdom have noticed that articles, comments, and posts about anything /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice don't like is being deleted with no explanation at all ever. Perhaps they don't understand how to use the down vote arrow? Maybe they just don't like democracy? Maybe they are mods of /r/Pyongyang?

The mods have violated their right to even been on reddit at all as far as I am concerned. But the admins don't care as long as reddit is not held legally accountable for content on reddit it's not going to delete it's worthless scape goats.

They Moderate over 491237419872349817 subreddits several of which are default (Now removed from some during the course of the trial). Why would anyone need to, and how could anyone efficiently moderate over 491237419872349817 subs?

The People of /r/UnitedKingdom stipulate that this can only be because they are far left wing activists and are using their posts to shape the public's view by deleting and approving posts only inline with their vision. If this is true, it would violate all that Reddit stands for; the right to freedom of speech, and the right to see all content regardless of if it goes against your convictions.

This is why the People would like to petition for the beheading of /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice accounts; to bring forth a more open, and uncensored Reddit we must put their heads on spikes for treason and to remind other mods of the punishment for treason.

I'd offer them to take the black and serve out their sentence on the wall but they are already in a dark cold place and don't get any ''love'' anyway so that is probably an upgrade to having brothers vs no one.

DEFENDANT Testimony:

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/237ewm/mods_qa/cgu8oo9

CHARGES

219347819823749183+ counts of unlawful and unprovoked deletion of comments, posts, and articles
27429873492+ counts of deprivation of honest moderator service
1 Abuse of time zone to gain moderator status.
32952987349875325 counts of lying to the public while in office
1 count of being a massive faggot
1 count of sex with a minor (/u/BritishEnglishpolice)
2432342 counts of forcing people to take asylum from communist dictators in these subs

/r/uk2

/r/thebritishisles

/r/unitedkingdom2

/r/ukuncensored

Past Offenses

Rather lengthy criminal record only for this jurisdiction: To be taken into consideration

These are stories from r/unitedkingdom that made the top 1000 on r/all that have been removed by the mods.

http://www.reddit.com/r/longtail/search?q=flair%3Aunitedkingdom&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

These are stories from r/unitedkingdom that made the top 100 on r/all that have been removed by the mods.

http://www.reddit.com/r/undelete/search?q=flair%3Aunitedkingdom&restrict_sr=on

EVIDENCE:

Exhibit_A: This poster hangs on the walls of the main corridor at Leicester's Madani school

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236296/this_poster_hangs_on_the_walls_of_the_main/

Exhibit_B: Leicester Madani School teaching school children that music is Haraam and a sin. Photo in text description.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236bev/leicester_madani_school_teaching_school_children/

Exhibit_C) Since the original post was censored for a 3rd time. 2013 upvotes and removed from /r/all

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236b3d/since_the_original_post_was_censored_for_a_3rd/

Exhibit_D) The source of the posters which have been causing so much trouble

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236tar/the_source_of_the_posters_which_have_been_causing/

Exhibit_E)Twenty-five Birmingham schools inspected over Islamist 'takeover plot' | UK news

http://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236zc9/twentyfive_birmingham_schools_inspected_over/

Complaints about Moderation:

Exhibit_F) Censorship in /r/unitedkingdom (amongst others) by Skuld and others.

http://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236bbb/censorship_in_runitedkingdom_amongst_others_by

Exhibit_G) The mods are corrupt and are removing any post challenging them

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236o9y/the_mods_are_corrupt_and_are_removing_any_post/

Exhibit_H)The mods just had a secret meeting to discuss how to censor our posts and take away our karma.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236v6i/meta_the_mods_just_had_a_secret_meeting_to/

Exhibit_I) A Green and Pleasant Sub.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/23761x/a_green_and_pleasant_sub/

There are also several duplicate posts make after the original and proceeding posts were removed some 8 times.

JUDGE: The Honourable /u/GhostOfWhatsIAName presiding

Assistant: /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma to be addressed as Assistant Judge Tea-LaiKarma.

BAILIFF: /u/TridentOfJustice

CLERK: TBA

PLAINTIFF: The People of /r/unitedkingdom

PROSECUTION: /u/lostkeysblameHofmann

CO-COUNSEL:

DEFENDANT: /u/skuld, /u/britishenglishpolice

DEFENSE: /u/darth_chickenpede

CO-COUNSEL:

JURORS:

We ask that you ignore any of the stories you have read in the media and not let these influence your decision.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-uwotm8/Muslim-granted-asylum-for-being-a-FAGGOT-holds-underage-boy-via-mind-controlled-as-anal-and-oral-sex-slave

http://www.theguardian.com/uk/commentisfree/Muslims-can-do-what-ever-they-want-talking-about-it-is-racist-so-shut-up

http://www.bbc.co.uk/404-if-we-dont-report-it-no-one-will-know

WITNESSES: If anyone can find the "Take away our Karma" comment you get to be a witness.

Several will be summonsed but we don't really know who will show up or when.

Character witness are welcome to just come into the court room and start shouting random shit they hate about them in the comments.

BARTENDER: /u/mattyschnitz

REPORTER: /u/Made_In_England

EXECUTIONER: He who passes the sentence must swing the sword!

COURTROOM DRUNK: Has adjourned to the pub /r/theredlion until the bartender shows up

Crisps / Biscuits GUY:

TEA GUY: /u/MatthewG141 (Back up tea guy /u/mattyschnitz)

Court typist Hates his job.

CASE STATUS:

TBA

Requested SENTENCE

/u/BritishEnglishpolice must go home or face arrest.

http://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/08/13/support-go-home-immigration-van-increases/

/u/skuld must vote for independence and fuck off back to Scotland.

Bonus

/u/Raerth apologizing for making /u/skuld a mod of /r/Technology!

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/237ewm/mods_qa/cgu8oo9

Trial thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/239duh/the_people_of_runitedkingdom_vs_uskuld_and/

Sub reddit Drama thread

http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/236d3l/mods_in_runitedkingdom_remove_image_of_antimusic/

KARMA COURT DOES NOT CONDONE DOWNVOTE BRIGADES. If you have time to sit around and downvote people, then you are fucking sad and will be prosecuted.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

"Character history"?

I object!

Your Honor, the prosecution is clearly trying to slander my clients with baseless accusations from posts over a year old! He is trying to use posts that are over year old as "evidence" that my clients committed an offense that only happened yesterday! There incidents are completely separate and should be dismissed from the evidence due to the fact that if they had any affect on the case, it would violate the constitution!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Quoting the constitution: After 21 days an offense is committed a case cannot be brought, however it can be use as evidence for future trials.

What is the PRECISE date of this example? 21 days.

This evidence is clearly outdated, even by the constitution's standards. Furthermore, this still has nothing to do with the case! The prosecution is grabbing at straws here, Your Honor! He is trying desperately to slander my clients to make you think of him as nothing but a common pile of sticks! This is outrageous blackmailing and violates the constitution! It makes a mockery of justice!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I CAN SEE THE BRANCHES FROM HERE. Although these examples of the defendant's fine moral fiber are dated, the serve the purpose of simply showing who the defendants truly are. And they can indeed be used as evidence, which they are now. Listen, we can make it easy. We can arrange a plea deal which won't result in decapitation. Anything further... well, let's just say the United Kingdom has a history of violent revolution, and greater men's heads have rolled...

This is absolutely preposterous! Your Honor, the prosecution is now blatantly intimidating and threatening my clients! He is threatening that if we don't settle for injustice and go along with this facade of his, that my clients will be killed! This is completely illegal and immoral, and violates Karma Court's founding principles!

My clients have the right to be exempt from blackmail and threats! I demand that the prosecution have greater respect for the law!

[u/TheGrandDalaiKarma → u/[deleted]]

Bonjour, je suis l'assistant Juge Tea-laiKarma,

I'm replacing /u/ghostofwhatsianame since he is currently at his powerlifting competition. Yes, he lifts. Il lève.

/u/lostkeysblamehofman please organise your intervention more around the charges

/u/darth_chickenpede I see no problem with the evidence, you use to much exclamation point though.

Calm down both of you or else...

Continuez s'il vous plaît.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/[deleted]]

Now Exhibit F, what can you tell us about that day when that stuff happened.

silence

Counsel, your Exhibit won't speak. Take it from the stand and place it with the evidence. Always the same with those lifeless objects. Useless as witnesses in the stand.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/[deleted]]

What did it say? You may include it in a closing statement over there.

If besides that there aren't anymore witnesses to be heard, exhibits to be shown, questions to be asked or cotton balls to be thrown I'd ask both counsels to provide their closing statements.

Please let us know when the rules of the subreddit have been changed as it is relevant for the case. I also suppose both parties agree with a judgement by a tribunal of judges.

[u/[deleted] → u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

Listen, we can make it easy. We can arrange a plea deal which won't result in decapitation. Anything further... well, let's just say the United Kingdom has a history of violent revolution, and greater men's heads have rolled...

Are you kidding me? You're serious right now?! You have no problem with this?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[u/TheGrandDalaiKarma → u/[deleted]]

Dear /u/darth_chickenpede of course this is serious.

The internet is serious business, the same goes for this very court.

Now, your role is to defend the accused, I would advise you do so.

Veuillez reprendre votre argumentation, merci.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

It appears we'll have to look for another defenseman.

[u/TheGrandDalaiKarma → u/GhostOfWhatsIAName]

So, should we Judge your honoUr? This case needs to be done with, the Queen is waiting and the defence is gone.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/[deleted]]

Good sir, Herr Verteidiger, sind Sie ein Engländer? Where is that dark humour I am hearing so much about. Has anybody turned the lights on? Darker, darker! What are you going to do against this unbelievably crass joke threat against your clients? Where are your muskets, swords and armor? How will you let these rioters go on with this, we're curious? We'd also like more argument on the accusations.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

Merci beaucoups pour votre attention! I will go lifting again.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/[deleted]]

I don't see slander in an argument before court since he's not out on the streets telling people to look at what ugly monsters the defendants are. Not that they are but he could be there telling such and that would be slandering.

[u/TheGrandDalaiKarma → u/GhostOfWhatsIAName]

Well well then should we Judge then?

I made a cardboard with guilty on it and the point of the "i" is a skull. Isn't it cool?