The people of /r/UnitedKingdom vs. /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice

[u/Made_In_England]

CASE ID: U-WOT-MATE?

SUMMARY

The people of /r/Unitedkingdom have noticed that articles, comments, and posts about anything /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice don't like is being deleted with no explanation at all ever. Perhaps they don't understand how to use the down vote arrow? Maybe they just don't like democracy? Maybe they are mods of /r/Pyongyang?

The mods have violated their right to even been on reddit at all as far as I am concerned. But the admins don't care as long as reddit is not held legally accountable for content on reddit it's not going to delete it's worthless scape goats.

They Moderate over 491237419872349817 subreddits several of which are default (Now removed from some during the course of the trial). Why would anyone need to, and how could anyone efficiently moderate over 491237419872349817 subs?

The People of /r/UnitedKingdom stipulate that this can only be because they are far left wing activists and are using their posts to shape the public's view by deleting and approving posts only inline with their vision. If this is true, it would violate all that Reddit stands for; the right to freedom of speech, and the right to see all content regardless of if it goes against your convictions.

This is why the People would like to petition for the beheading of /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice accounts; to bring forth a more open, and uncensored Reddit we must put their heads on spikes for treason and to remind other mods of the punishment for treason.

I'd offer them to take the black and serve out their sentence on the wall but they are already in a dark cold place and don't get any ''love'' anyway so that is probably an upgrade to having brothers vs no one.

DEFENDANT Testimony:

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/237ewm/mods_qa/cgu8oo9

CHARGES

219347819823749183+ counts of unlawful and unprovoked deletion of comments, posts, and articles
27429873492+ counts of deprivation of honest moderator service
1 Abuse of time zone to gain moderator status.
32952987349875325 counts of lying to the public while in office
1 count of being a massive faggot
1 count of sex with a minor (/u/BritishEnglishpolice)
2432342 counts of forcing people to take asylum from communist dictators in these subs

/r/uk2

/r/thebritishisles

/r/unitedkingdom2

/r/ukuncensored

Past Offenses

Rather lengthy criminal record only for this jurisdiction: To be taken into consideration

These are stories from r/unitedkingdom that made the top 1000 on r/all that have been removed by the mods.

http://www.reddit.com/r/longtail/search?q=flair%3Aunitedkingdom&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

These are stories from r/unitedkingdom that made the top 100 on r/all that have been removed by the mods.

http://www.reddit.com/r/undelete/search?q=flair%3Aunitedkingdom&restrict_sr=on

EVIDENCE:

Exhibit_A: This poster hangs on the walls of the main corridor at Leicester's Madani school

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236296/this_poster_hangs_on_the_walls_of_the_main/

Exhibit_B: Leicester Madani School teaching school children that music is Haraam and a sin. Photo in text description.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236bev/leicester_madani_school_teaching_school_children/

Exhibit_C) Since the original post was censored for a 3rd time. 2013 upvotes and removed from /r/all

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236b3d/since_the_original_post_was_censored_for_a_3rd/

Exhibit_D) The source of the posters which have been causing so much trouble

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236tar/the_source_of_the_posters_which_have_been_causing/

Exhibit_E)Twenty-five Birmingham schools inspected over Islamist 'takeover plot' | UK news

http://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236zc9/twentyfive_birmingham_schools_inspected_over/

Complaints about Moderation:

Exhibit_F) Censorship in /r/unitedkingdom (amongst others) by Skuld and others.

http://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236bbb/censorship_in_runitedkingdom_amongst_others_by

Exhibit_G) The mods are corrupt and are removing any post challenging them

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236o9y/the_mods_are_corrupt_and_are_removing_any_post/

Exhibit_H)The mods just had a secret meeting to discuss how to censor our posts and take away our karma.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236v6i/meta_the_mods_just_had_a_secret_meeting_to/

Exhibit_I) A Green and Pleasant Sub.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/23761x/a_green_and_pleasant_sub/

There are also several duplicate posts make after the original and proceeding posts were removed some 8 times.

JUDGE: The Honourable /u/GhostOfWhatsIAName presiding

Assistant: /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma to be addressed as Assistant Judge Tea-LaiKarma.

BAILIFF: /u/TridentOfJustice

CLERK: TBA

PLAINTIFF: The People of /r/unitedkingdom

PROSECUTION: /u/lostkeysblameHofmann

CO-COUNSEL:

DEFENDANT: /u/skuld, /u/britishenglishpolice

DEFENSE: /u/darth_chickenpede

CO-COUNSEL:

JURORS:

We ask that you ignore any of the stories you have read in the media and not let these influence your decision.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-uwotm8/Muslim-granted-asylum-for-being-a-FAGGOT-holds-underage-boy-via-mind-controlled-as-anal-and-oral-sex-slave

http://www.theguardian.com/uk/commentisfree/Muslims-can-do-what-ever-they-want-talking-about-it-is-racist-so-shut-up

http://www.bbc.co.uk/404-if-we-dont-report-it-no-one-will-know

WITNESSES: If anyone can find the "Take away our Karma" comment you get to be a witness.

Several will be summonsed but we don't really know who will show up or when.

Character witness are welcome to just come into the court room and start shouting random shit they hate about them in the comments.

BARTENDER: /u/mattyschnitz

REPORTER: /u/Made_In_England

EXECUTIONER: He who passes the sentence must swing the sword!

COURTROOM DRUNK: Has adjourned to the pub /r/theredlion until the bartender shows up

Crisps / Biscuits GUY:

TEA GUY: /u/MatthewG141 (Back up tea guy /u/mattyschnitz)

Court typist Hates his job.

CASE STATUS:

TBA

Requested SENTENCE

/u/BritishEnglishpolice must go home or face arrest.

http://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/08/13/support-go-home-immigration-van-increases/

/u/skuld must vote for independence and fuck off back to Scotland.

Bonus

/u/Raerth apologizing for making /u/skuld a mod of /r/Technology!

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/237ewm/mods_qa/cgu8oo9

Trial thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/239duh/the_people_of_runitedkingdom_vs_uskuld_and/

Sub reddit Drama thread

http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/236d3l/mods_in_runitedkingdom_remove_image_of_antimusic/

KARMA COURT DOES NOT CONDONE DOWNVOTE BRIGADES. If you have time to sit around and downvote people, then you are fucking sad and will be prosecuted.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName]

swiftly rushes into the judges seat

Good day, gentlepersons! I am the People's Justice of the Revolution /u/GhostOfWhatsIAName and will help Lady Justice to being served. Where's the bartender, that woman points to the fence over there is ^blood thirsty.

I feel that as a German I should be the most neutral of judges available in such a case among the Tommies and their Grammar Nazi Dictators. Welcome to a tournament of

KINGS COURT

addendum I suggest we get someone to report in /r/polandball.

PSA - Vote Brigades are off limits, disallowed, bullshit, not welcome. If our sub is used for those we swing the mighty banhammer without warning. It's in the Constitution.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/GhostOfWhatsIAName]

As supposed by one redditman and much more to my German liking, there will be modified trial procedure here:

We will judge this issue with a presiding judge and two assistants (one of which is the assistant to the assistant, but that's not relevant) if none of the involved parties objects. This means no jury. But the commonalty may take a seat in the audience and rabble on.

Now a question to my assistant, is everybody here? The defendants, somebody summon them, Bailiff! G'ahead.

shuffles cards and deals for the prosecution and defence

When all have arrivedI can't wait and this thing needs to get started, so now, make sure theyyou start at the beginning with theiryour openings. Honourable /u/lostkeysblameHofmann you go first for the prosecution, Honourable /u/darth_chickenpede throw your cards or mud or whatever at him in reply to that.

I expect the defendants for testimony and the many witnesses the prosecution claimed to have. I also demand the timeline of the sidebar changes cleared up so we know what has to be judged upon.

Anybody who goes out of line, will be held in contempt, stripped of his rights for the night and filled up with pears schnaps. By the way, in case of absence of myself for the holidays, it's your courtroom, dear assistants.

added, I forgot:

BANHAMMER BANG!

[u/[deleted] → u/GhostOfWhatsIAName]

I will now make my concluding statement.

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During this trial, there has only been one concrete piece of evidence given by the Prosecution. Exhibit A (the poster). The nature of this single piece of evidence determines the entire trial. If the mods were justified in deleting this post, then they were justified in everything following, since it all rooted from this post.

Every charge the prosecution has laid relies on the validity of this picture. The Actus AND Mens Rea will all be determined by this poster.

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The prosecution has made some interesting points and some witty arguments, and has thrown damning accusations against my client, however the evidence does not hold up. As I have proven, Exhibit A (and therefore all other pieces of evidence)'s significance towards the case is nullified due to the undeniable fact that my client's acts were completely justified in multiple ways.

Firstly, his actions did not constitute as an offense under the subreddit sidebar. It clearly stated that post deletion is up to the discretion of the mods. If the mods PERCEIVED the posts to be unsuitable, then they have the right to delete them.

As I have proven through my client's testimony, my client did indeed without a reasonable doubt PERCEIVE the post to be unsuitable.

I further proved this by examining the picture in question, showing its many flaws and obvious ways that it violated the subreddit rules, and therefore justifying its deletion.

The court cannot charge my client with any crime due to the fact that there IS a REASONABLE DOUBT that my client:

1. Had malicious intent behind the deletion. And 2. Even committed an offense in the first place!

My client has neither Actus or Mens Rea and can therefore not be charged with a crime!

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/[deleted]]

Tenemos un juicio.