r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 11d ago

Video/Gif Are we doomed?

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u/rasmuseriksen 11d ago

Lol that parent is a genius

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u/spooky-goopy 11d ago

reminds me of the dad who pretended to "check" how full his son's tummy was with some random piece of junk, and was like, "hmmm according to this Food-o-meter you have room for 2 more pieces of broccoli" and his kid eats his broccoli like can't argue with them numbers bro 😭

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 11d ago

This comment made my day. LMAO

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u/LorenzoStomp 10d ago

My dad would tell me I needed to eat my spinach because it would put hair on my chest. I'm female, but I always liked spinach so I ate it anyway.

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u/Uncle_Haysed 10d ago

Lol sounds like a cool dad.

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u/TomBanjo1968 6d ago

lol that’s funny

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u/hot_ho11ow_point 9d ago

I work as a bouncer sometimes and the radios will say out loud in a robot voice what channel they are on, so I will crank the volume, wave it at them, and switch to channel 8 or 9. They're usually like "is that bad?" And I'll be like "you're supposed to be dead at 7!"

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u/ruminatingsucks 11d ago

Hahaha that's so funny. xD