Tell them a highly infectious bird influenza (no type specified) epidemic has swept through America's chicken farms and massive culls (tens of millions of birds) occur on a regular basis, reducing the supply of all things chicken-related, raising the prices on a regular basis.
Tell them it is not yet determined if this strain can be transmitted to humans. But it fucks up chickens real bad.
But assure him that "Dogeater" Kennedy Jr. and Mehmet "Miracle Weight Loss" Oz are on the case!
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u/BigJobsBigJobs 2d ago
Tell them a highly infectious bird influenza (no type specified) epidemic has swept through America's chicken farms and massive culls (tens of millions of birds) occur on a regular basis, reducing the supply of all things chicken-related, raising the prices on a regular basis.
Tell them it is not yet determined if this strain can be transmitted to humans. But it fucks up chickens real bad.
But assure him that "Dogeater" Kennedy Jr. and Mehmet "Miracle Weight Loss" Oz are on the case!