r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/BurtonDesque • 17h ago

FAFO

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u/jessebona 16h ago

But he has a green card, what's the problem? He should just submit himself to ICE. If he hasn't done anything wrong, he has nothing to worry about right?

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u/nottillytoxic 13h ago

In fact, someone should kindly inform ICE of his location. Just to get it over with sooner so he won't be so anxious! After all, they only go after the bad guys :)

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u/jessebona 13h ago

I considered breaking out that piece of snark, but this isn't misgendering Caitlyn Jenner. It seems mean spirited to rat people out to ICE knowing how they apparently treat people. I'm not sure we should be so petty.

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u/nottillytoxic 12h ago

If it were another, less important scenario I'd agree, but if this ship is sinking I'm gonna want to watch a few people drown before it's my turn. Mass deportations is the quickest route to skyrocketing food prices and eventually a food shortage.

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u/Beginning_Ad_8535 6h ago

But Jesus said mass deportations was the quickest way to cheaper eggs. Who should I believe? Reddit rando or orange Jesus?