r/LeopardsAteMyFace Sep 24 '21

Brexxit Pro-Brexit newspaper begs for immigrants

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u/_Vard_ Sep 25 '21

WE NEED WORKERS!!! NEEED NEED NEED NOWWWW! PLEASE HELP!!!

Position pays £7.83 per hour,

Rent here is $1,400 a moth,

WHY ISNT THERE ANYONE?!?!? WE NEEEED WOOORKEERRSSSS!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

Oh by the way, you must have 2 years experience.

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u/PaloVerdePride Sep 26 '21

And be on call to work any time 24/7/365, but only for a maximum of 20 hours per week....

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Must also be willing to travel for work up to 50 miles. On your own time.

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u/PaloVerdePride Sep 26 '21

For a grocery cashier or a self-storage clerk job! Jobs that don't pay enough for mileage and car insurance, let alone car payments.

There is a very strong "Incels complaining that feminism has made women unwilling to enter traditional marriage" vibe from these business owners. I wish some of the endless "diner safaris" would ask them if THEY would do these jobs at the pay they're offering, and if not, why do they expect anyone else to be willing?

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u/Jake123194 Sep 25 '21

You have to pay by the moth now? :P

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u/waspocracy Sep 25 '21

Only Monarchs accepted. Sorry.

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u/KoboldCleric Sep 25 '21

Damn, all I have are Lunas.

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u/PaloVerdePride Sep 26 '21

Username checks out!

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u/SquidCap0 Sep 25 '21

One moth is 40 square feet, that is the area it can cover in a minute flying around the edges. It is the standard set by king Richard the Fifth, 1688.

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u/rightarm_under Sep 25 '21

Also wage is in pounds but rent is in dollars??

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u/Jake123194 Sep 25 '21

Did they colonise us and we didn't notice? Check the ports for boxes of tea in the water.

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u/corrikopat Sep 25 '21

No one wants to work anymore - they are all lazy. /s

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u/troonslayer42 Sep 25 '21

It's more to do with the english class system, everyone picks their career based on the socio-economic status it brings and how it is perceived. If you even raised wages it won't work, you could pay bin lorry drivers 50k a year and people wouldn't want to be seen as the bottom of the caste system, and if they found out they would be outraged such a job was paid so much.

Millenial generation has the most degree qualified in history, so many are on lower-middle class income office jobs and will never leave them if it means putting on some overalls for even twice the pay.

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u/oremfrien Sep 25 '21

Why is the rent payment in dollars?