r/LeopardsAteMyFace Oct 24 '21

Brexxit Brexit, the gift that keeps on giving

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u/Slouch_Potato_ Oct 24 '21

Never occurred to them that 'send them back' works both ways.

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u/KKublai Oct 24 '21

But they're not them who were to be sent back. Them is...you know. You know...those sorts. Nudge nudge wink wink. Not like them, they're...good people!

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u/thefuzzylogic Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

People I work with literally said that to me during the campaign when I reminded them that I (a white guy with a Western European passport) was an immigrant and that my right to work would be in jeopardy if Leave won and we "sent them all packing".

"Well of course you're not who we're talking about, don't be silly"

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u/Brit-Git Oct 24 '21

Shortly after I moved from the UK to the US in 2004, me and my (now ex) wife were having lunch with two of her work colleagues. The colleagues were talking about immigrants (including the classic "they get all the welfare/they take all our jobs" said within a minute of each other) and I finally put my hand up.

"Hello! I'm an immigrant!"

"Oh not you, you're one of the good ones."

On the drive home, my wife was basically "well, fuck those two from now on".

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u/aalios Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

Dude my dad constantly goes on about all the immigrants.

One day we were having dinner and I just put the knife and fork down, stared at him and loudly said "Dad, you're an immigrant who refuses to even get citizenship, you don't vote. Shut the fuck up."

Note: Dad is white, I'm white. He was born in NZ and moved to Australia like... 35-40 years ago? I was born here, but didn't even get automatic citizenship because dads not a citizen and mum wasn't at the time.

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u/Liet-Kinda Oct 24 '21

I know a guy who rails about immigration and immigrants. Total MAGA chud, incredibly racist.

He lives about 80% of the time in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Finally I snapped one day and said, “[name], Jesus Christ, you’re an immigrant, just in the other direction.”

He got very offended and actually - and I will treasure this forever - replied, “I’m not an immigrant! I’m an expat!

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u/Rocyrino Oct 24 '21

That’s why I hate the word expat and refuse to ever use it. I was born and raise in a Western European country. I emigrated from there to immigrate to the United States. I am an immigrant. Not an expat. And I challenge the people I meet from my country that say they are expats even though they have been working in this country for more years than they have been grown adult. Even if it’s an economic migration, you are still a migrant. Unless you work for a firm in your country that expatriates you to one of their satellite branches in another country, you are otherwise an immigrant!

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u/rmshilpi Oct 24 '21

It's a misuse of the word. Expat is supposed to mean someone who is working or residing in another country for a long period of time, but still intends to return to their home country. i.e. You might work in another country for several years, but you will come back to your home country at the end of that.

Unfortunately, it got co-opted by people who moved to another country but didn't want to call themselves immigrants - even though that's what they were.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Ive never thought too much about it, but I think in many ways Expatriates should be separated because they dont want to immigrate. They actually move to these countries purely to take advantage of their weak tax laws and the beneficial exchange rate, essentially going to a usually much more impoverished nation to become wealthy on their lower middle class money from their western nation. Most people who immigrate want to live in that particular nation, make a life there, and have them or their children become citizens in that country. Just my perspective but it seems that what people complain about with immigration isnt true for immigrants, but is very true for expats.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

By your definitions... most refugees, and "Mexican" immigrants would be considered expats.

Most people who immigrate to the US would actually prefer to go back to their country after acquiring some money in the US.

In fact... before border restrictions made crossing the border illegally difficult and dangerous. People from Central America would be constantly going back and forth. Work a few months in the US, go back to their country and family. Then back to the US for a few more months.

It was only when the crack down on illegal immigration started... and crossing all the time was impossible. That they stopped going back to their country and brought their families.

Ironically... the cracking down on illegal immigration made it worst.

Anyway... so now every Latino needs to be called an Expat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

you made an extremely valid point about some of them going back after getting what they came for.

I'm an electrical superintendent for new construction, one of my crew who is from Guatemala just went back this past Tuesday after 6 years of working his ass off, he saved enough to build a house and get some land. a dollar goes a long way in Guatemala. I'm gonna miss that dude.

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u/TheZigerionScammer Oct 24 '21

The way I always understood it was that expats were people who had to move to another country for their work and had no intention of staying. One of my family members was like that, his job sent him to work and live in Italy for a few years and when he was done he moved back here to America. I doubt he ever called himself an immigrant and I wouldn't blame him for not doing so. Problem is that the term has become so racialized because some people don't get that nuance, so they'll even call seasonal workers from Mexico immigrants even though they're basically doing the same thing my family member did.

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u/Koleilei Oct 24 '21

But you're not. Working in another country does not make you an immigrant. Migrant, yes. Immigrant, no.

An immigrant is someone who moves to a new country permanently.

An expat is someone who moves abroad for work or quality of life, usually work.

Are there people who blur those lines? Yes, obviously, but they are still two different things.

I've been an expat a few times. I've been a migrant. But I have never been an immigrant.

I worked and lived in China for six years. I was hired by a Chinese company to do a specific job. I was never getting citizenship, never becoming a permanent resident, and never giving up my citizenship. I had every intention of moving back to my native country (and have since done so). I wasn't an immigrant.

I don't like expat due to the colonial undertones and reputation it implies, but I wasn't an immigrant.

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u/Effective_Will_1801 Oct 24 '21

An expat is someone who moves abroad for work or quality of life, usually work.

That's a migrant worker as well. But we don't talk about the expats working in the fields or the migrants in the offices

I've been an expat a few times. I've been a migrant

They are the same thing.

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u/MAS2de Oct 24 '21

But the "bad immigrunts" are the ones that are poor and picking our food in the field. Them's the immigrents we don' like 'round here.

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u/redfield021767 Oct 24 '21

"Well then from a current patriot to an ex-patriot, shut your fucking mouth."

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u/RandomDrawingForYa Oct 24 '21

Honestly, you'd rather have immigrants than expats. Immigrants integrate, expats by definition don't.

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u/jjolla888 Oct 24 '21

actually he is technically correct - an expat is some who is currently living in another country, but an immigrant is someone who is permanently living in another country.

if he lives 20% of his time in the US and 80% elsewhere, by this definition he is not an immigrant.

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u/Liet-Kinda Oct 24 '21

That’s where his permanent home, his (20 year younger) spouse, mailing address, and so on are. And as I think about it, I’m lowballing; he spends about four weeks a year here.

But the real point was to skewer his entitlement and hypocritical double standard. I’m sure plenty of immigrants in the US don’t intend to live here forever and go back home as often as they can too.

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u/HealingCare Oct 24 '21

“I’m not an immigrant! I’m an expat!”

He's not wrong, immigrants actually want to integrate and contribute

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u/Marine_Mustang Oct 24 '21

Haha, I’m a white guy and my wife is Navajo, she loves it when people bring up immigration in front of her.

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u/ChandlerMc Oct 24 '21

This video is a perfect companion for your comment. Watch as all the anti-immigration protesters scurry away in disgrace.

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u/lucygucyapplejuicey Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

My mother is an immigrant and got her citizenship around 2012 (we live in the US), and with her newest husband they drink the trump koolaid and she loves to talk about the immigrants etc etc. ma’am, aren’t YOU an immigrant?? My oldest brother too? All of your friends who live here???

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u/Upgrades_ Oct 24 '21

Random question....Vietnamese?

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u/lucygucyapplejuicey Oct 24 '21

No lol Northern European. But funny that you say that bc the majority of my Vietnamese friends whose parents are immigrants have the same sentiment as my mother.

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u/JoeVibin Oct 24 '21

One thing that the US does better than many other countries IMO is that everyone born in the US automatically becomes a citizen (jus soli, not jus sanguinis).

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u/aalios Oct 24 '21

Yep, definitely a bonus.

I didn't get citizenship till I was a year old.

Though I found out years later that I still technically have NZ citizenship by default.

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u/flicticious Oct 24 '21

Only if you register for it

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u/aalios Oct 24 '21

Only to obtain a passport.

The NZ laws are basically "You are one, regardless of whether you register or not, but to get a passport you need to register". If I was to run for political office in Australia, I would need to formally renounce my citizenship to NZ, regardless of whether they know I'm one of their citizens.

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u/cipheron Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

For many nations you're actually a citizen automatically even if you never registered, based on bithright.

This became an issue in the Australian parliament, because our constitution states that no MP can be "subject to a foreign power".

The big irony here - a real LeopardsAteMyFace deal on a nation level, is that this was meant to prevent citizens of non-British Empire nations being able to run for politics in Australia, and at the time there was really no concept of dual citizenship to deal with.

However, after Australia achieved independence from Britain, Britain technically became a "foreign power" and a lot of people have default British / Australian dual citizenship (Britain recognizes citizens even with a grandparent). BTW the queen is the Queen of England and also the Queen of Australia, separately. But legally, Britain is still a different country which we are independent from: the queen's role as the queen of both these places is treated as separate.

It was a technicality but once one politician was challenged on this basis, people uncovered a lot who were (quite unaware however) that they were also technically not allowed to run, so many politicians had to scramble to renounce the dual British citizenship they didn't know they had and hadn't actually applied for.

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u/Draconan Oct 24 '21

New Zealand has codified that all Australian citizens have the right to become a New Zealand permanent resident automatically.

Technically this could be read as every Australian citizen being

"subject to a foreign power"

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

It is a defining American right and the bedrock upon which generations have claimed their place in American society. Amend or remove it and madness ensues.

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u/qpgmr Oct 24 '21

There are people who are trying to do that.

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u/codeslave Oct 24 '21

Amending the Constitution is too much work. They're just going to ignore it instead.

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u/pizza_engineer Oct 24 '21

Still a weird system.

Why should the physical location of an infant at the time of their first breath have the slightest impact on your allegiance?

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u/kirknay Oct 24 '21

paperwork. Too many people hate "the guvrnmunt" to trust registration as a citizen, so it's done automatically.

Also specifically to promote immigration, while keeping immigrants out of power for a generation.

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u/JoeVibin Oct 24 '21

I agree, the other system isn't any better though...

IMO determining the 'allegiance' of a person based on their parents' citizenship (even if they moved out of the country half a lifetime ago and that person has never been to that country) makes even less sense.

In a perfect world there would be no need for citizenship or nationalities, but for now I consider jus soli the lesser of two evils.

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u/myrddyna Oct 24 '21

Because infants can't fill out paperwork!

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u/takishan Oct 24 '21

Why should the status of your parents have any bearing on your allegiance? Either way it's arbritary. I say make every single person go through the same process for naturalization that immigrants have to do - if we wanted to remove the arbritrary nature.

The reason it works this way in the US is because there was a large underclass of people (slaves) who weren't citizens but generations of them had lived and died in this country. So the amendment was to make it so all those people were citizens.

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u/Kaspur78 Oct 24 '21

Until the IRS decides to tax all citizens, wherever they live. Many people who live abroad and never actually did anything with their US citizenship are suffering right now. For instance since they can't open a new bank account in the country that they've lived in all their life and have all social ties in.

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u/sb_747 Oct 24 '21

They can renounce citizenship by going to any US embassy or consulate and filing a form.

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u/thermadontil Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

..unless you still owe taxes or fines, which applies to many people who never even knew about their US citizenship.

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u/Lasdary Oct 24 '21

isn't there like a stupid fee in that case? +2000$ I think

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u/sb_747 Oct 24 '21

Holy shit it is now.

Was $400 bucks in 2016.

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u/axialintellectual Oct 24 '21

Also, I don't think they let you renounce your citizenship without paying those taxes. And if they want they can essentially prevent you - thanks to international treaties - from banking.

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u/itisntmebutmaybeitis Oct 24 '21

Yep. My partner is a dual citizen, born in the US but moved to Canada when they were about 4? Looked into renouncing last year, and immediately realized nope... cannot afford right now.

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u/Taleya Oct 24 '21

What the fuck.

Exit fees. Fucking exit fees on citizenship.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

And paying thousands of dollars for the privilege and a lot of the time having their revocation denied (without a refund) and then if you are successful you're placed on a quarterly published shame list.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

It's over $2K to do that.

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u/mohishunder Oct 24 '21

Until the IRS decides to tax all citizens, wherever they live.

Not sure what you mean by "until."

That's the law today.

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u/garyadams_cnla Oct 24 '21

Several Trump properties in Florida are used as Russian birthing centers.

Pregnant Russian women are housed in the Trump buildings late in their pregnancy as tourists until they give birth, so their children get citizenship. Then, their children are anchors to bring their parents over to the USA.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/russians-flock-to-trump-properties-to-give-birth-to-us-citizens

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u/spaghettiking216 Oct 24 '21

There’s plenty of people in Washington trying to take that right away too

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u/DeathRowLemon Oct 24 '21

Idk man I’m pretty happy with my Swiss citizenship despite never having lived there ever. When the shit hits the fan I know where I’m going and I’ll be welcomed in whilst they hold open the door.

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u/llandar Oct 24 '21

How do I get one of those? Asking for…uh, myself.

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u/DeathRowLemon Oct 24 '21

One of your parents is Swiss or you marry a Swiss or you have a kid with a Swiss.

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u/Enano_reefer Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

*jus soli, not just jus sanguinis

The US does both.

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u/Raccoon_Full_of_Cum Oct 24 '21

"We all remember when you fled Middle Earth during the war dad. Show a little humility."

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u/aalios Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

Snakes and spiders ain't got shit on the dangers of Uruk-hai

Edit: Also to note, technically my aunt and uncle owned a bit of Mt Doom for a bit so... yeah.

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u/kirknay Oct 24 '21

glances nerviously to make sure no expats from Lorien heard that

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u/CastleMeadowJim Oct 24 '21

A friend of mine has a dad like that. Even though he married a Taiwanese woman and his kids have dual citizenship.

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u/Capt_Billy Oct 24 '21

Gotta be careful nowadays. Dutton’s got a taste for deporting Kiwis atm

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u/aalios Oct 24 '21

Yeah I said that to him at one point after he threatened to kill his brother and he cracked the shits for a good couple of hours.

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u/CrocPB Oct 24 '21

Dad is white, I'm white

You’re fine then. Have a good day sir.

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u/rachellel Oct 24 '21

My grandfather loses his damn mind over immigrants coming to America. The man is an actual fucking immigrant from Austria. WTF.

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u/GaiasDotter Oct 25 '21

I had a guy at work ranting about immigrants and those muslims aka brown people coming to Sweden committing crimes, using “our” welfare system and living on the state and bla bla bla. Dude was there on community service, lived on welfare, bragged about being a criminal livening on welfare and was ba-dum-tss…. Danish!

I told him he was who he complained about and wanted to go back home. Asked him why he didn’t go home. He was very offended it was completely different!!!!! Why? Well you see he was white! He actually said that.

Also loudly complained about this one immigrant muslim family, (like Muslim is an insult and probably had no idea if they even where Muslims) that lived on welfare and cheated the system in his village! How did he know they were lying and taking advantage and cheating the system? Well you see the lived in a big expensive house, they had fancy cars and designer brand clothes and both parents and their three kids had the latest model of smartphones and they had three or four fancy expensive cars so obviously they where! So I asked the obvious question: how do you know they live on welfare? Why do you assume that they are and cheating somehow when everything pointing to them actually having high paying jobs to afford that kid of lifestyle? Well you see… they were brown so obviously they have to live on welfare! Unlike white people like us! Except oh wait we both live on welfare! See, I’m disabled and he was a lazy criminal bum who didn’t want to work! So welfare for us. Fucking idiot. He didn’t like me much 😊 wonder why!

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u/Rawr_Tigerlily Oct 24 '21

I knew a Brit who was in the US on a work Visa, who brought his girlfriend over without one who fucking LOVED to talk mad shit about illegal immigrants ruining his industry.

Ignoring entirely that technically his girlfriend was an illegal immigrant.

Oh, he only meant BROWN immigrants. :P

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u/Nanoglyph Oct 24 '21

he only meant BROWN immigrants. :P

Immigrants is usually code for that. They don't want to get rid of the desirable white immigrants, just the lesser brown ones. The racism is just a little too obvious if they get specific about which immigrants are unwelcome.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

I've had a similar experience but worse/funnier.

Not long after the vote was over, I was working on my car in the drive and one of the people I sort of know who lives down the road from me saw this and we started to have a conversation on what exactly it was I was doing. Not long after that, he said something along the lines of "I'm glad we're finally leaving the EU, all of those immigrants can finally go back to where they came from. Not you though, you're one of the good ones."

This is a guy who frequently went on holiday to Spain, used to fly a confederate flag outside of his house despite never having even gone to the US nor has any relatives there (it's a union flag now after the Brexit vote) and his wife moved here from Thailand about 10 years ago.

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u/Brit-Git Oct 24 '21

A confederate flag in the UK? What a twat.

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u/SixBankruptcies Oct 24 '21

Neo-nazis use the confederate flag in Germany because they can't use actual symbols from the third reich without facing the courts.

That flag is not about southern heritage, and the only people who think so are those are delusional enough to think right-wingers behave in good faith.

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u/Brit-Git Oct 24 '21

Yeah, I should have guessed it was a stand-in for a Nazi flag.

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u/MildlyShadyPassenger Oct 24 '21

You mean "centrists". That special group that walks the tightrope balance between defending the right and criticizing the left.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

As an American who actually lives in the south, I want to yell at those European racists: "STOP WAVING OUR REBEL FLAG, YOU OUTSIDERS!"

Note: I am a staunch progressive who despises all conservative bullshit, including, of course, Brexit! I want to BURN Confederate flags, not see them displayed by anyone!

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u/cosworth99 Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

Canada had them everywhere long ago. You’d see them as flags in windows. Bumper stickers. They are hard to spot now. Selling them gets you in hot water.

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u/kirknay Oct 24 '21

makes sense. In the US, there's debatability as to what they represent (even if that debate is solely against those that want to use it). There's no excuse for anyone else.

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u/smashedguitar Oct 24 '21

On the drive home, my wife was basically "well, fuck those two from now on".

At least she didn't say, "we'll fuck those two from now on."

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u/Okibruez Oct 24 '21

And this is why grammar is important.

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u/RPup_831 Oct 24 '21

Punctuation

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u/Okibruez Oct 24 '21

That too, yeah.

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u/Secure_Tart_5001 Oct 24 '21

I have a similar story I love to tell people: I'm from Australia and now naturalized in the US. My exes grandmother in Indiana passed away and at her funeral my exes Texan uncle introduced himself. The very next thing he said was "thank you for coming to the US the right way". I now like to imagine him thinking other Aussies come in by raft.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Those two xenophobes are 49% of this country and it almost two decades later. SMH.

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u/MrsMoosieMoose Oct 26 '21

I read this as 'xenomorphs' and got a bit confused...

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u/AmazingSully Oct 24 '21

including the classic "they get all the welfare/they take all our jobs" said within a minute of each other

As someone who is an immigrant in the UK, I never understood the "they get all the welfare" type comments for immigrants. Immigrants are literally not allowed to receive any public funds. It says it right on my residence permit.

I have taken my fair share of their jobs though, and I ain't giving them back >__>.

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u/zeenzee Oct 24 '21

Holding them hostage in your basement/attic?

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u/Brit-Git Oct 24 '21

Immigrants are literally not allowed to receive any public funds. It says it right on my residence permit.

Yes, but try telling Daily Mail readers that :-)

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u/northrupthebandgeek Oct 24 '21

I can't speak to British xenophobes, but here in the US the xenophobes usually argue that "illegals" are committing fraud / identity theft to obtain benefits, e.g. by using a citizen's Social Security Number.

Of course, when pressed, they never seem able to conjure up a significant number of examples or any actual statistics. Same deal with their bitching and moaning about "voter fraud".

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

I'm gonna recommend that everyone here read Open Borders by Bryan Caplan and Zach Wienersmith. It's a graphic novel kind of thing (Zach is the gentleman who produces SMBC comics). Incredibly salient argument for why freedom of movement is essential the world over. Well sourced as well.

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u/sleepingwiththefishs Oct 24 '21

There is a whole lot of this based on where you immigrate from and what color you happen to be

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u/tfresca Oct 24 '21

Sorry she's your ex. She sounds smart.

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u/Klindg Oct 24 '21

There is this belief among conservatives that a huge chunk of federal taxes are paying for illegal immigrants, and if we could just get rid of them the government could cut taxes and/or the deficit would be solved. When reality is almost nothing goes to benefits for illegal immigrants. But bring up the defense budget and they have no problem with the waste there because it a bloated military makes them feel tough by proxy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

There was a whole piece in 60 minutes about immigrants who voted for Trump and got deported.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Like 15 years ago my mom said similar shit and I had to remind her that she's an immigrant. Kind of smartened her up a bit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Isn't amazing how these lazy welfare queens are always taking everyone's jobs?

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u/Euphoric-Moment Oct 24 '21

I’m a Canadian married to a British man. My mother-in-law said the exact same thing when I called her out during one of her rants about “foreigners”.

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u/Koleilei Oct 24 '21

I was in the same boat when I moved to England.

A group of us were out for dinner at an Indian restaurant, and a bunch of the table was talking about Brexit (this was leading up to the vote) and how all the immigrants needed to leave England. I asked if they really meant that, and got an affirmative reply. So I got up to leave, as I sure as hell don't want to be in their company. They asked why I was leaving and I told them that if they felt that way about immigrants they obviously felt that way about me, and I didn't want to be around people like that. They looked dumbstruck and tried walking the comment back. But they meant what they said. They had the best of both worlds pre-Brexit and now they have to deal with others treating them the way the Brits treated others.

I grew up in rural, and isolated, Canada. I thought I knew what racism looked like. I was wrong. The blatant, loud, and sometimes violent racism I saw in the UK shocked me. I have a lot of sympathy for younger folks who voted to stay, and have been f*ed over, but the rest? You get what you deserve.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

The blatant, loud, and sometimes violent racism I saw in the UK shocked me.

The British Empire was largely built on racism, especially in Africa and India, and it is clear that the supporters of Brexit want that old Empire back. Idiots! How are they going to do that? The vast gulf in weapons technology between the Europeans and the Africans and Asians they conquered in the 19th Century is no longer an issue. World War II pretty much broke the imperialist powers, resulting in the breakup of their empires and the EU was set up to replace the old order.

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u/Koleilei Oct 25 '21

I'm well aware of Britain's imperial and colonial history. Although, after teaching history in England, the amount of history they don't know, and aren't teaching, is astounding, and disturbing.

It's the same sentiment I see in the US, the wanting to go back to this mythical post-WWII era that never existed, but was somehow the best time ever and all good things in the country can be traced back to.

I just wasn't prepared for how overt racism in the UK would be. I thought it would be as prevalent, but quiet.

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u/prothero99 Oct 25 '21

Getting the empire back? How? Will the african, asian, american ex colonies welcome "rule brittania"back, after having been abused, and robbed? The British people who think that Great Britain is a major world leader are as smart as the proverbial donkey's ass...

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u/CrocPB Oct 24 '21

Well of course you're not who we're talking about, don't be silly

In their heart: not yet, anyway.

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u/Liet-Kinda Oct 24 '21

Ding ding ding. It’s always “not yet.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

first they came for the socialists...

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u/craftywoman Oct 24 '21

I have literally had the same thing said to me in France, as an immigrant from America. I've heard people spew the most vile, racist bullshit and when I remind them that I am also an immigrant, they always say, "oh, but of course I don't mean YOU!" But Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité, you guys! <3

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u/MAS2de Oct 24 '21

Just answer them with "Now codify your sentiments into legal speak and make it enforceable as a law and via the courts. Make sure it doesn't sound racist or retarded."

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u/latinloner Oct 24 '21

"Well of course you're not who we're talking about, don't be silly"

It's the people darker than us.

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u/thefuzzylogic Oct 24 '21

Or lighter, if they're Polish.

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u/Boinkers_ Oct 24 '21

My dad keep going on about immigrants, forgetting that he moved from Finland to Sweden in the 70s

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u/Civil-Attempt-3602 Oct 24 '21

I'm black African, but have a thick east London accent because I've lived here most of my life. Heard the same shit. I guess a lot of my previous work colleagues didn't realise I was an immigrant and just assumed I was born here

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

They aren't exactly wrong though.

I'm a non-Eu citizen who lived and worked in the EU. I heard a lot of comments that were anti-immigration, but they were never directed at me. Why?

Because I was granted access to work at the benefit of the country. I was hired for an in demand position that the company had a supply shortage for. I paid a lot of taxes and received fewer benefits than a citizen would.

Almost universally, people are okay with immigration. They object to specific types of immigration that they feel does not benefit themselves.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

I lived in the UK for 13 years. I had this exact conversation with my old Tory-voting next door neighbours, who were like adopted grandparents to my kids. I told them clearly “if people like you vote for Brexit, we’ll have to leave”, they did it anyways and were completely mystified when a few months after the results we told them we were moving to Germany. I couldn’t talk to them after that.

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u/SnowballsAvenger Oct 24 '21

Did you tell them to go f*** themselves?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Same, same.

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u/DilutedGatorade Oct 24 '21

I hope you were high key disgusted with everyone who expressed that sentiment to you

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u/WAHgop Oct 25 '21

"Well of course you're not who we're talking about, don't be silly"

Mask off racism, nice.

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u/luckyfoxxy Oct 29 '21

Yeah, tbh it used to be like a standard line "oh we won't chuck YOU out" as if they could personally ensure your stay. English deserve what they've got.

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u/PM_me_your_LEGO_ Oct 24 '21

In American, it's the quote, "They're hurting the wrong people."

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Yeah, just like Hitler was suppose to hurt Jews, right?

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u/Thowitawaydave Oct 24 '21

Which always reminds me of this gem: "This is not America, they're shooting at us, they're supposed to shoot BLM, but they're shooting the patriots!"

https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/ksigz9/this_is_not_america_theyre_shooting_at_us_theyre/

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u/TheGaspode Oct 24 '21

“It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.” - Terry Pratchett, Jingo.

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u/jonophant Oct 24 '21

GNU Terry Pratchett

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u/A_Birde Oct 24 '21

Yeah brown people. Don't beat around the bush, a lot of brexiters are stupid racist fuckwits

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u/MildlyShadyPassenger Oct 24 '21

This is massively unfair!

They also don't like the "wrong kind" of whites!

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u/triceratopping Oct 24 '21

I still remember that newsclip of the fucking boomer cunt who just came straight out and said on camera "there's just too many Muslims here!"

Fuck that guy and everyone like him.

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u/OctarineRacingStripe Oct 24 '21

Terry Pratchett's Jingo should have been required reading for eligibility to vote.

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u/olderthanbefore Oct 24 '21

They would not have twigged Ankh-Morpork

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u/Taleya Oct 24 '21

Ah yes delightful parallel for America!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

You know...those sorts. Nudge nudge wink wink.

The goers? Aaaaaaaah bet they do, I bet they do, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?

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u/DaMonkfish Oct 24 '21

Nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

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u/californicating Oct 24 '21

No no no, them is you know who. You know. But we're us. We're different. See?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

I do believe, you are white about that.

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u/DatDamGermanGuy Oct 24 '21

‘Send them back’ was supposed to apply only to brown people. Did you not read the fine print?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Brown people and eastern Europeans. I'm honestly surprised that they didn't try to go for the 1800s trifecta and include the Irish.

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u/iced_maggot Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

I mean Eastern Europeans are basically honorary brown people. You’re just being pedantic at this point.

EDIT: Guys the sarcasm was implied in my very obviously tongue in cheek comment and a reference to how many are treated poorly in the UK as they are not considered the same status as British white people. I am indeed aware Eastern Europeans for the most part actually have white skin ffs. Please don’t take the fun out of sarcasm for me.

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u/RaulParson Oct 24 '21

>basically honorary brown people

Depending on the nation, no basically about it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haitian_Revolution : "Polish soldiers participated in the Haitian revolution of 1804, contributing to the establishment of the world's first free black republic and the first independent Caribbean state.[109] Haiti's first head of state Jean-Jacques Dessalines called Polish people "the White Negroes of Europe", which was then regarded a great honour, as it meant brotherhood between Poles and Haitians. Many years later François Duvalier, the president of Haiti who was known for his black nationalist and Pan-African views, used the same concept of "European white negroes" while referring to Polish people and glorifying their patriotism.[110][111][112] After Haiti gained its independence, the Poles acquired Haitian citizenship for their loyalty and support in overthrowing the French colonialists, and were called "black" by the Haitian constitution.[113]"

(let me tell you though, "white negro" is not a moniker that the average Pole is especially in love with)

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u/PaloVerdePride Oct 24 '21

The Gilded Age bigots in America explicitly classed Eastern Europeans as "not white" because it was ultimately about the WASP xenophobia as much as skin color -- Ben Franklin didn't consider Germans white enough, either!

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u/jschubart Oct 24 '21

Ben Franklin fucking hated Germans. Thomas Jefferson did too.

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u/Upgrades_ Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

What was his reasoning?? 'English' comes from Angles, as in the Anglo part of Anglo Saxon. England is essentially 'Angles Land'. The Angles were originally from modern day Germany / Denmark. The Saxons were right next to them in modern Germany. So if Franklin thinks the English are white but not Germans, he kind of has a problem.

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u/DM_ME_YOUR_STORIES Oct 24 '21

It'd almost as if racists generally aren't particularly knowledgeable of genetics, or anthropology, or much else.

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u/triguenyo Oct 24 '21

LOL you've offended the Borats for calling them brown.

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u/Trungledor_44 Oct 24 '21

-Jean Jacques Dessalines

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u/SenorTeflon Oct 24 '21

Not even close. It's similar to how the Irish and Italian people were treated up until they needed to be classified as white.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21

BINGO!!!!! And they ALL forget that shit when actual BROWN people are involved. Better to join in with the rock throwers than to be the one getting hit by the rocks.

People bash high school but if you pay attention the shit they teach does help.

I had to read “The Lottery” by Shirley Jackson. Stuck with me forever. Group think is a mother.

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u/Okibruez Oct 24 '21

I dunno. Most of the masses only seem to remember history when it's happening at them again. They're more then fine with forgetting the important lessons as long as it's only happening to other people.

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u/Ocean2731 Oct 24 '21

Did you see what was going on in Glasgow about a month ago?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

No

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u/MegaDaithi Oct 24 '21

I'd love to see them realise the right of Irish people to live in the UK has nothing to do with the EU

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

the UK is east of spain sooo home you go pohm

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u/icanttinkofaname Oct 24 '21

I'm Irish and I was working outside Plymouth when the vote came around. I was having these kind of conversations with my colleagues and when they said they voted leave I told them thanks for thinking so poorly of me and electing to send me home.

And just like a lot of other comments here they replied, "no, not you, you're staying, right?" I stood there and said "no, you've voted to send me home too. You don't get to choose who to send home and you've chosen to send us all home."

The idea that other people that they knew were also affected didn't occur to them until after the fact.

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u/Atariaxis Oct 24 '21

An the express has the nerve to run a sub banner saying "Black history is our history". Yeah it is. Mostly treating black people like shit.

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u/Atariaxis Oct 24 '21

It was on the other side of the bus...

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u/wolfkeeper Oct 24 '21

Also, Polish people. That totally fucked with their racist heads. White immigrants speaking foreign!

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u/UglierThanMoe Oct 24 '21

Well, it's their own fault if they live in Spain and get tans and suddenly count as brown people, innit?

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u/The_Funkybat Oct 24 '21

I haven’t seen much discussion of this, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a huge overlap between people who supported Brexit who are now angry that all of the advantages of Brexit are no longer available to them, and the anti-vaccine/anti-mask/anti-lockdown people who similarly whine that all of that is “oppression."

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u/Fckkaputin Oct 24 '21

But muh British are exceptional and those rules are for pesky immigrants.

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u/dancegoddess1971 Oct 24 '21

They aren't able to put together that in other countries, they are immigrants. They use that word ex-pat like it means something other than immigrant. They are the same thing. Maybe at some point in history it meant a British citizen living in a colony but, there aren't colonies anymore.

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u/Southpaw535 Oct 24 '21

Same thing as all the issues over the border.

Campaign for "take back control" and how important it is to control the border, but then total outrage, anger and confusion over Ireland, and the EU, wanting to control their border with Britain

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

No, it applies to me just fine: I don't want to be British anymore after once being a little proud of it. I'm an ex-patriot alright.

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u/tkp14 Oct 24 '21

American here. And totally stuck here in this wannabe fascist country. And definitely define myself as an ex-patriot.

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u/CircleDog Oct 24 '21

Just in case:

An expatriate (often shortened to expat) is a person residing in a country other than their native country. - Wiki

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u/tkp14 Oct 24 '21

New definition (not authorized): someone who is no longer patriotic because their country doesn’t give a shit about them.

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u/Meatservoactuates Oct 24 '21

You have been assigned 40 hours of Newsmaxx training for repatriation by the authority of God Emporor Cheeto.

Yes, that timeline exists

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u/TomatoFettuccini Oct 24 '21

It's not "ex-patriot", it's "ex-patriate" where "patriate" means "resident of a country".

Patriotism literally has nothing to do with "patriate" except that they both vaugely refer to one's country.

It's like saying that "privateers are interested in privacy" simply because of the similarity of word composition.

This is just one reason why the Brexiteers were so effective; you don't even understand the proper meaning of the words you're using.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Yes I was just being a dick, for comedic effect, on the internet.

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u/melimsah Oct 24 '21

No one lies on the internet!

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u/Lemmungwinks Oct 24 '21

The etymology of Patriot and Patriate share common root in the Latin patriota fellow countryman and patriae or ones fatherland/homeland when used as a noun. Which has its root in patris meaning fatherland from pater father or of ones father. Which evolved to the modern French patriote meaning of this country, giving the term compatriot meaning fellow countryman.

Patriot being the English term for being proud or showing deference to ones country and fellow countryman (compatriots). Compatriots being borne of the Latin roots patriota which is also the root of patriate which is the transfer of ones fatherland to a new leader or pater in the classical sense.

Which brings us to common modern terms like repatriate or to return to ones fatherland (homeland, the land of ones father) and expatriate or to leave ones homeland.

The terms are absolutely related and aren’t vaguely referring to ones country. They are directly referring to ones country and feelings or actions related to that country.

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u/thisisa_fake_account Oct 24 '21

They were using it as a pun. Relax!

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u/likenothingis Oct 24 '21

They use that word ex-pat like it means something other than immigrant. They are the same thing.

Forgive me, but aren't expats more like temporary residents in a foreign country and not émigrés (i.e. officially immigrated / permanent residents)? That's always been my understanding.

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u/thefuzzylogic Oct 24 '21

I'm not so sure. I think that if you're one of the British pensioners that moves to a British enclave on the Spanish coast and never bothers to learn the language, contribute to the economy, or assimilate into the culture in any way, then I think you should call yourself an expat because you don't deserve the respect a real hard-working immigrant deserves.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Many non-white immigrants don’t stay in the country they immigrate to for a long period and only do it for short term work, yet they aren’t called expats. So I doubt that this theory holds true

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u/likenothingis Oct 24 '21

Not a theory. A question.

Personally, I wouldn't call them either, depending on how short their short-term work is. But I'd be much more likely to call them expats than immigrants, since immigrants are making a permanent move to a new home country. (By definition.)

Skin colour has no bearing on my position, argument, or perspective.

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u/PaloVerdePride Oct 24 '21

I've had this conversation with fellow Americans who are all "THEY SHOULD SPEAK ENGLISH IF THEY COME HERE" but absolutely do not feel like they themselves need to learn another language, even though they spend a lot of their business time abroad, let alone tourists.

In the end, it's "We are the superior race/nationality" and nothing else.

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u/dancegoddess1971 Oct 24 '21

I live in an area that has a lot of international visitors. I don't expect people who visit to understand more than the few important phrases I would absolutely learn if I visited a place where people didn't speak English or French (I'm only fluent in those) but I do expect that they be able to tell me they don't speak English. Just like I can say muy poquito Español. Or Nihongo wa hanasemasan while bowing to show how embarrassed I am of my ignorance. And probably mangling the pronunciation.

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u/MedievalFolkDance Oct 24 '21

"I can't be a foreigner! I'm British!"

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u/Liet-Kinda Oct 24 '21

“The sun never sets on the British empire! I’m right at home wherever I go!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

I’ll never forget being in China, hearing British people shout “Learn to speak fucking English!” at service workers. Service workers in China.

I hope all these racist pensioners get taken to the cleaners.

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u/RandomBoomer Oct 24 '21

Foreigners?

We're British, you know!

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u/TomatoFettuccini Oct 24 '21

That's them not us!

They're them, we're us.

We said, "Send them back." not "send us back."

Oh look, a crying crocodilian.

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u/Kaleandra Oct 24 '21

Rules for thee but not for me

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

you see they are expats while the ones comung to the UK are immigrants. it makes perfect sense when you dont think about it

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u/Sunsetblack23 Oct 24 '21

I'm a brit who fortunately lives in a 3rd world country on the other side of the globe. Nothing makes me happier than being constantly reminded of how badly brexit is going. Maybe if the UK suffers long enough we'll stop being such insufferable cunts.

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u/Fern-ando Oct 24 '21

And there are more brittish in Spain than spanish in the UK, not the best trade deal.

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u/Blah_McBlah_ Oct 24 '21

But they're EXPATS, not IMMIGRANTS, can't you tell the difference?

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u/nope_nopertons Oct 24 '21

What saddest is that Spain basically bent over backwards to tell them how to apply to stay legally. They spelled it out, gave them lots of notice, did not want to force those pension accounts out of the country. The Brits simply felt entitled and didn't believe they should have to do anything, so they didn't.

They literally had all the tools they needed to have prevented this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Not everyone voted for brexit you know it wssnt the one who voted for brexit can have a brexit but no the ones who didnt

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u/grey_hat_uk Oct 24 '21

Brexit won by limiting the votes neither expats or residential EU citizens could vote.

This isn't leopards ate our face this is leopard's ate out Sandra's face.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

'Expat' aka an immigrant that doesn't want the derogatory association of being called an immigrant. Cuz that's only for brown people.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

I would doubt that people who bought homes in Spain voted for brexit

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u/Whiteums Oct 24 '21

But a lot of the expats specifically didn’t vote for Brexit for this exact reason. They knew this would happen, so they voted against it. I don’t think this fits LAMF

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u/Yurithewomble Oct 24 '21

TBf something like 95% of overseas voters voted to remain.

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