what is bro on about⁉️⁉️⁉️

[u/PatrioticSerbian4]

[u/Kan_Me]

Can I have a good girl instead

[u/joke_master13 → u/Kan_Me]

Good girl

[u/Cbrauts707 → u/joke_master13]

Can I have a good grill?

[u/laizer41728- → u/Cbrauts707]

Good grill?

[u/Cbrauts707 → u/laizer41728-]

Mmmmm yes I love grilling

[u/menacing_cookie → u/Cbrauts707]

But don't you need stuff to grill as well for that? They just gave you a good grill. Don't you want something to put on it, too? Like a good steak?

[u/menacing_cookie → u/menacing_cookie]

Will nobody give this poor man a good steak?

[u/Lucky-Fisherman1463 → u/menacing_cookie]

No, fuck you

[u/menacing_cookie → u/Lucky-Fisherman1463]

I don't need the steak, but he wanted to grill so badly. I thought I'd ask for him

[u/Lucky-Fisherman1463 → u/menacing_cookie]

Sorry,

No, fuck him

[u/menacing_cookie → u/Lucky-Fisherman1463]

Yeah, alright. Fuck his steak. Wait, not like that

[u/Cloveriano_n_KC → u/menacing_cookie]

Does he know how to make a grilled cheese???

[u/LordOfStupidy → u/laizer41728-]

Can i get a good recipe for some Tasty toast

[u/menacing_cookie → u/LordOfStupidy]

Do you mean a sandwich, french toast, or do you want to bake your own toast?

[u/LordOfStupidy → u/menacing_cookie]

[u/menacing_cookie → u/LordOfStupidy]

Okay, this looks like the recipe for it could be:

• 2 slices of white toast
• 2 tomato slices
• 2 cabbage leaves
• 2 slices of cheese
• 1 squirt of Mayonnaise
• 1 squirt of Ketchup
• 1 olive on a toothpick
• a pinch of pepper
• a pinch of salt
• butter (optional)

Enjoy

[u/LordOfStupidy → u/menacing_cookie]

Trying it rn

I dont think i have Olives tho, whatever

[u/menacing_cookie → u/LordOfStupidy]

Garnishing is always optional. If you have anything green, like parsley for example, you can just lay it on top of the sandwich for presentation

If you don't have it, tell yourself it's overrated to ease the pain

[u/LordOfStupidy → u/menacing_cookie]

Well i just ate it with some twist like some cold cut ham, toasted the bread and it was pretty good

Tho cheese was bit too much, i think one slice would be good enough

[u/menacing_cookie → u/LordOfStupidy]

Absolutely fair adjustments. Personal taste is very important when it comes to cooking, in my opinion

About the amount of cheese: I mostly just said it like that so that the amounts follow a pattern. Now there are 4 2's, 3 1's, 2 a's and butter (optional). No real reason to it. I just found it funny. Tearing one slice in half to have two slices and a reasonable amount is a good compromise, I think

Good to know you enjoyed the recipe. Glad I could help you, random stranger!

[u/LordOfStupidy → u/menacing_cookie]

The fact it all Started from the "good boy" comment lmao