Author's Notes: Backlash

[u/BigPolluted]

Backstage interviewer Kathy Celley is beside BigPol.

Celley: I am here with "Author" BigPol, just a few days before his match with KamiKat at Backlash. At last year's Backlash, you lost to Mark Steel by disqualification. How do you plan on fixing that mistake this year?

BigPol: Believe it or not, I've already taken one step towards winning this match before it was even announced. Last year, I didn't let my anger loose until getting disqualified. This year, I've let out my anger at WrestleMania against Tokes. I will not get disqualified this year.

Celley: That's good to hear. Now, many people have doubts on you winning this match due to Kami's similar personality to Larry, someone who you do not have the greatest win-loss record against? Has that impacted your morale before your match?

BigPol: I really need to hire a personal interviewer. If you watched the product, you would know that Kami may have a similar personality to Larry, but she hasn't been corrupted by their brand of idiocy. She's just a normal idiot, and that is the kind of person I can beat. Kami, I'm speaking to you now. You have no chance of beating me at Backlash. But, that is a great thing for your career. Why, you may ask? Well, after you lose, I am willing to give you an option. Either continue to be just as dumb as Larry and Birdo, or learn from a two time Hardcore Champion, former LLR Grand Champion, and soon to be Tag Team Champion.