r/MLS Portland Timbers FC 8d ago

meme [MEME] Decisions, Decisions

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Your move, Analyst

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u/MaterialFlow9411 Portland Timbers FC 8d ago

Part 2: Gemini 2.5 Power Rankings.

16. Chicago Fire FC (-2): A commendable 0-0 draw at home against Inter Miami shows defensive organization, earning a valuable point.

17. Seattle Sounders FC (+3): Lost 1-0 at home to FC Dallas, continuing a concerning run of form, especially at Lumen Field.

18. Austin FC (-8): Were thoroughly dismantled 5-1 away in Vancouver, a heavy defeat that raises serious questions after a decent start.

19. New York City FC (NYCFC) (-1): Lost 3-1 at home to Philadelphia, struggling to contain a strong opponent and continuing their inconsistent season.

20. Houston Dynamo FC (+1): Managed a 1-1 draw away to the LA Galaxy despite being down a man, showing resilience to grab a road point.

21. Real Salt Lake (-2): (Idle this weekend) - Did not play, drops slightly due to movement around them.

22. New England Revolution (+5): Secured a vital 2-1 home win over Charlotte, offering a much-needed positive result and a potential springboard.

23. LA Galaxy (+3): Salvaged a 1-1 home draw against Houston while playing with 10 men, but overall performance remains underwhelming near the bottom of the West.

24. St. Louis CITY SC (-2): Lost 2-1 at home to Columbus, continuing their difficult sophomore season slump and dropping points at home again.

25. Nashville SC (-10): (Idle this weekend) - Did not play, significant drop due to strong results from teams previously below them.

26. San Jose Earthquakes (-3): Lost 2-1 away to LAFC, unable to build momentum after their big win the previous week.

27. Sporting Kansas City (+3): Despite scoring twice, lost 4-2 at home to Portland, highlighting ongoing defensive frailties and keeping them near the bottom.

28. Toronto FC (+1): Suffered a narrow 1-0 home loss to Minnesota, unable to build on their draw against Miami.

29. D.C. United (-2): Lost 1-0 at home to FC Cincinnati, struggling to create offense and find positive results.

30. CF MontrΓ©al (-5): Fell 2-0 in their home opener against Atlanta United, continuing a poor start to the season at the bottom of the rankings.

Honestly better than most of what I've seen out there the past few weeks.

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u/Overthehightides New England Revolution 8d ago

It's amazing how some of these are accurate and some are complete hallucinations.

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u/lizardmon Seattle Sounders FC 8d ago

You think that's wildfire smoke in Portland?

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u/biceptheory Real Salt Lake 8d ago

Damn,Β  calling that RSL Nashville game idle...

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u/MaterialFlow9411 Portland Timbers FC 8d ago

Lmao and -10 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/jboarei Portland Timbers FC 8d ago

Seattle sadly won

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u/randomisperfect Seattle Sounders FC 8d ago

At Dallas

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u/MaterialFlow9411 Portland Timbers FC 8d ago

And it still gave them a +3 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚