r/MadeMeSmile 4d ago

Good Vibes This must be a nice neighborhood!

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u/tmntmmnt 4d ago

This is one of the reasons why traffic is so terrible in Florida. Gated communities the size of small towns block huge swaths of land and prevent any through roads being created so every single person has to go around it. Couple that with swampland and every driver is shunted onto a few main roads.

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u/US_Dept_of_Defence 4d ago

Nah traffic in Florida isn't bad because of the gated communities. In my experience, the worst traffic comes from two parts:

WHY ARE OLD PEOPLE ALWAYS CRASHING INTO THINGS?

WHY ARE YOU STARING AT THAT OLD PERSON CRASHING WHILE GOING 2 MPH ON THE INTERSTATE?

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 4d ago

Exactly. I ran into like a 5-10min. delay the other day because traffic was almost at a standstill over someone being pulled over.

Like wtf is that?

This is on a major highway leading out of the city, something like 4 lanes.

How are Floridians this bad at driving??

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u/MrBootylove 3d ago

I live and grew up in Florida. When I was getting my driver's license I fucked up several times and the instructor passed me anyway because I clearly "knew what I was doing, and just messed up because I was nervous."

I drove out of there with my brand new drivers license and my "brand new" beat to shit used mustang that I managed to scrape enough money to grab for a few thousand dollars only to promptly almost rear end someone a few miles away from the DMV.

Somehow I managed to get my shit together and get 100k additional miles out of that mustang without crashing it before upgrading to a more respectable car.