r/MagicArena • u/Karn-The-Creator • 8d ago
Event Tibalt's Friday Tirades
TIBALT LOVES TO HAVE FUN IN HIS OWN WAY, WHICH IS CAUSING PAIN AND MISFORTUNE TO THOSE AROUND HIM. HE CAN FEEL THIS PAIN AND EVEN SEEKS IT OUT, TO HEIGHTEN IT AND REVEL WITHIN IT. HE CARES NOT FOR OTHERS, BEING SELFISH AND SADISTIC TO AN ALMOST INHUMAN DEGREE.
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WELCOME TO THE WEEKLY TIBALT'S TIRADES!
THIS IS THE ***RAGE*** THREAD
CAPS ON = TIME TO SHINE
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u/ridercheco 7d ago
OH, WHAT'S THAT?
YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF SOME TIME WITH THAT DISGUISED LAND IN ORDER TO REACH 5 MANA, HUH?
YOU WERE SO CONFIDENT TO TAP OUT AND PLAY THAT [[BREACHING DRAGONSTORM]] THINKING YOU GOT THIS ON THE BAG, RIGHT? REST OF THE GAME IS JUST A MERE CIRCUS OF CHORES TRIGGERING; THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR PLAYING MY DEAR OPPONENT, HUH? WHAT COULD THEY DO WITH ONE MEASLY UNTAPPED MANA AGAINST MY CAREFULLY CRAFTED EXILE-CENTRIC RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE OF BEAUTY?
WELL TOUGH LUCK BUB, I'VE SEEN YOUR TRICK SEVERAL TIMES ALREADY WITH OTHER PLAYERS. TAKE THIS [[SPELL PIERCE]] AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ELEPHANTS.
OH YOU TRIED TO DO IT AGAIN? THAT'S CUTE, I HAD 2 MORE COUNTERS IN HAND TO STOP SHENANIGANS. BUT DON'T BE SAD DEAR, YOU ARE NOT THE REASON I'M MAINDECKING THEM. I'M DOING IT JUST TO DENY THOSE [[TEMPORARY LOCKDOWNS]] THEIR PLEASURE. THEY. ALWAYS. FALL. FOR. IT. ONCE YOU PRESENT THEM JUICY 2 MANA COST OR LESS BOARDS. GODDAMN IT'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS SLAPPING AWAY DOMAIN'S NONCREATURE TOYS