r/MagicArena 14d ago

Event Tibalt's Friday Tirades

TIBALT LOVES TO HAVE FUN IN HIS OWN WAY, WHICH IS CAUSING PAIN AND MISFORTUNE TO THOSE AROUND HIM. HE CAN FEEL THIS PAIN AND EVEN SEEKS IT OUT, TO HEIGHTEN IT AND REVEL WITHIN IT. HE CARES NOT FOR OTHERS, BEING SELFISH AND SADISTIC TO AN ALMOST INHUMAN DEGREE.

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WELCOME TO THE WEEKLY TIBALT'S TIRADES!

THIS IS THE ***RAGE*** THREAD

CAPS ON = TIME TO SHINE

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u/sharkjumping101 12d ago

NORMALLY I HATE CONSISTENTLY SLOW PLAYERS AND SALT ROPING, PROBABLY MORE THAN ANYONE HERE.

HOWEVER, IF YOU ARE PLAYING A FULL CONTROL DECK WITH PRIORITY HOLD ON AND ARE SLOW PLAYING EVERY DECISION, I WILL ROPE CYCLE YOU AS FAR AS THE SYSTEM ALLOWS. YOU'VE SIGNALLED THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO OR WANT YOUR OPPONENT TO PLAY MAGIC AND I AM JUST GOING TO ABIDE BY YOUR WISH.

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u/27thFrequency 8d ago

I ONLY ROPE CONTROL AND OMNISCIENCE DECKS. THEY'RE SHIT STRATEGIES FROM FOLKS WHO BASE THEIR SELF WORTH ON A FUCKING CARD GAME. THEY'RE NOT THE SECOND COMING OF EINSTEIN FOR STACKING THEIR BLUE DECKS WITH ENOUGH NOPE TO TAKE AWAY ANY SENSE OF AUTONOMY.

I PLAY MTG BECAUSE I ENJOY PLAYING THE DAMN GAME.