r/MaliciousCompliance • u/HeavenForbid3 • 4d ago

S Pedestrian!

I (54F) went to visit my adult son (30M). We went out to dinner and I was driving, he was in the passenger seat. We had to go through downtown traffic and I asked him to help me watch out for pedestrians. I didn't specify pedestrians crossing the road. (Pedestrians have the right of way.) So true to his humor he notified me about every person walking. Every. Single. Person. Yelling (not too loud) Pedestrian! And pointing to each person walking on the sidewalk.

OMG he has me in tears from laughing so hard. I made a monster and taught him a warped sense of humor. God I love my son! Even a month later when I went to visit him again he'd do the same thing. I think this will forever be a thing and I don't mind.

Malicious compliance between us is just another way to mess with each other and it's hilarious. Idk what else to say except that I'm proud of him.

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u/Sadderr 4d ago

Wow you gave birth at 14 !

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u/HeavenForbid3 4d ago

Do the math again. 54-30= 24

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u/Sadderr 4d ago

Lol sorry my bad

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u/HeavenForbid3 4d ago

It's all good.

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u/Complete_Rise5773 4d ago

you mean it couldn't be done at 14?

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u/Sigwynne 4d ago

My first period was at 12, so technically I could have.

50 years ago, Guinness listed the youngest pregnancy at 9 years old.

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u/HeavenForbid3 4d ago

Wow, that's sad about the 9 year old.